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[Ironfang]

Okay, I have a big issue going on right now.
My Hammer Lord is going around is going around killing everyone around him. This 16 year old dwarf has already killed 10 12 dwarves and earned the name "Mafol Helmedink the Somber Lessons of Virginity".

His victims includ most of his unit and fellow teen war machines. Any ideas of how or deal with this long awaited!!FUN!! Or should I use this as an opportunity to depopulate the fort.

[Sbcc]

Best thing to do is get him by himself, or send the military after him, but that has some fun to it too. Best thing to do is make him drown or something, but this could start a tantrum spiral that can get out of hand.

[Shonai_Dweller]

Will he obey burrows? You could send him down to guard the caverns. Or just patrol to furthest darkest corner of the map while you build a wall to keep him from coming back.

[Ironfang]

Welp, the problem was solved when the champion came over and killed the rampaging teen.

 I think I had a loyalty cascade of some sort. As a couple of dwarves fought even though they weren't fighting the teen. Likely tied to the royal guard of marks dwarfs. They likely had a cascade centered on them, and it happened to be near a high traffic area near the squad of hammer lords.


It seems that most of the royal guard is dead, and the guilty dwarf happened to disregard the law. He may have done one crime, resisted arrest and started killing left and right.

But it is interesting that the dwarf that finally ended his rampage was the same dwarf that saved my fort from my first FB.

So crisis felt with, legendary armorer and weaponsmith both dead, project "Endogeny" still on track.

[GhostDwemer]

Okay, I have a big issue going on right now.
My Hammer Lord is going around is going around killing everyone around him. This 16 year old dwarf has already killed 10 12 dwarves and earned the name "Mafol Helmedink the Somber Lessons of Virginity".

His victims includ most of his unit and fellow teen war machines. Any ideas of how or deal with this long awaited!!FUN!! Or should I use this as an opportunity to depopulate the fort.

So I guess "the somber lesson of virginity" is that it makes sixteen year olds go crazy and start killing everyone. Maybe get him laid? LOL!

[Ironfang]

Okay, I have a big issue going on right now.
My Hammer Lord is going around is going around killing everyone around him. This 16 year old dwarf has already killed 10 12 dwarves and earned the name "Mafol Helmedink the Somber Lessons of Virginity".

His victims includ most of his unit and fellow teen war machines. Any ideas of how or deal with this long awaited!!FUN!! Or should I use this as an opportunity to depopulate the fort.

So I guess "the somber lesson of virginity" is that it makes sixteen year olds go crazy and start killing everyone. Maybe get him laid? LOL!

I got him laid down in a wooden coffin.

[Spitemaster]

Okay, I have a big issue going on right now.
My Hammer Lord is going around is going around killing everyone around him. This 16 year old dwarf has already killed 10 12 dwarves and earned the name "Mafol Helmedink the Somber Lessons of Virginity".

His victims includ most of his unit and fellow teen war machines. Any ideas of how or deal with this long awaited!!FUN!! Or should I use this as an opportunity to depopulate the fort.

So I guess "the somber lesson of virginity" is that it makes sixteen year olds go crazy and start killing everyone. Maybe get him laid? LOL!

I got him laid down in a wooden coffin.

Still a better love story than twilight.

[Ironfang]

Okay, I have a big issue going on right now.
My Hammer Lord is going around is going around killing everyone around him. This 16 year old dwarf has already killed 10 12 dwarves and earned the name "Mafol Helmedink the Somber Lessons of Virginity".

His victims includ most of his unit and fellow teen war machines. Any ideas of how or deal with this long awaited!!FUN!! Or should I use this as an opportunity to depopulate the fort.

So I guess "the somber lesson of virginity" is that it makes sixteen year olds go crazy and start killing everyone. Maybe get him laid? LOL!

I got him laid down in a wooden coffin.

Still a better love story than twilight.

Twilight would have been better if the first book ended like this.

[Melting Sky]

Okay, I have a big issue going on right now.
My Hammer Lord is going around is going around killing everyone around him. This 16 year old dwarf has already killed 10 12 dwarves and earned the name "Mafol Helmedink the Somber Lessons of Virginity".

That title he earned is golden.