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Author Topic: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)  (Read 3108 times)

tomas1297

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Re: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2010, 08:36:42 am »

The Confederation of Bakers (Heh)
Somebody needs to mod in an oven for baking. Then you can just provide flour and fuel and make bread! Flour + Sugar for cakes/cookies etc.

And, of course, dwarves would make magma ovens.
Wouldn't the flour just melt/burn?
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Boingboingsplat

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Re: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2010, 08:39:23 am »

The Confederation of Bakers (Heh)
Somebody needs to mod in an oven for baking. Then you can just provide flour and fuel and make bread! Flour + Sugar for cakes/cookies etc.

And, of course, dwarves would make magma ovens.
Wouldn't the flour just melt/burn?
Not if they insulated the oven right. :P
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Re: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2010, 08:59:09 am »

Not a civ, but I did get a city named Ironman.
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Re: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2010, 09:19:39 am »

Humans often seem to have silly names in my worlds. My two favorite were "The Nation of Cake" and "The Confederacy of Cuddling".

The most disturbing name I've seen was a Goblin civilization called "The Depraved Incest". What made it worse was that it was composed almost entirely of Elfs with several Elven children prisoners.

My favorite Dwarven local government name I've gotten was "The Flaming Crypts". It made me think twice about the magma projects I was planning.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2010, 09:30:05 am »

Just got a dwarven government. What is it called?
Iron Fist. So. Freaking. Win.
Pics will come shortly, once my engravers make pictures of it.
Post the best names of a government you've seen.
Spoiler: Castle Ironfist (click to show/hide)
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Re: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2010, 11:44:13 am »

I once saw a dwarven civilization called "the sack of hair"

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Re: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2010, 12:44:57 pm »

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Re: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2010, 01:01:41 pm »

I once had a human nation called The Society of Awesome or something like that.
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Re: Epic. Freaking. Win. (Local Government names)
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2010, 01:16:04 pm »

Switzerland = The Helvetian Confederation.  They haven't left their homes on a mission of conquest since Julius Caesar put them in their place.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Charter_of_1291

The Eternal Alliance. He was actually nearly spot on.
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