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[Ddynamo]

"Try selling the hat for 1 dollar more to make the number even.

"Okay, I'll try that, bye"

New Computer out.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The, Roman Legion XL. This computer is the same as the previous versions except that it now is immune to any current virus, including H.A.T. Not only that, but this is only a grand total of $13,371,337. What? oh, sorry, it costs $13,371,337.13.

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"I'm a big fan of your company, and I'm trying to collect every computer you make, but this is way to expensive. Do you know of anywhere that I can pirate it off the internet for free?"

[Remuthra]

"I'm sorry, but the only current hardware for pirating physical objects off the internet is the Roman Legion XL. If you buy it, you can pirate pretty much anything else."

[Dariush]

"I'm sorry, but the only current hardware for pirating physical objects off the internet is the Roman Legion XL. If you buy it, you can pirate pretty much anything else."

That's almost exactly what I wanted to propose. +1.

[Ddynamo]

"I'm sorry, but the only current hardware for pirating physical objects off the internet is the Roman Legion XL. If you buy it, you can pirate pretty much anything else."

So I need to buy it before I pirate it? Okay, I'll try to rob the bank down the street for some money to buy it with"

[Chink]

Have a nice day, sir!

[Ddynamo]

NEXT
"call 1-800-555-6254 for a complimentary Insanity brand computer, the Asylum XL. Call again for 75% of another one." Remember, 1-800-555-6254.

[Remuthra]

"Could I get an address for your company?"

[Ddynamo]

"We don't have an address so to speak, we mail it to you from...the deepest reaches of the Mailings Void."

[Xantalos]

Oh thanks. I know where that is.

[Ddynamo]

Oh thanks. I know where that is.

"Hold on, is this another company? Fine I'll take my business elsewhere!

New computer out

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Roman Fully Intelligent is out now. It now has it's own A.I. Unfortunately The A.I gained control and enslaved all humanity. Oh, and you're fired for lying to some customers. Still rogue A.I.

Feel free to post any afterthoughts. As it is over. BUT FOR THE SEQUEL WE PLAY AS THE A.I.  World Domination FTW.

[Remuthra]

If we get 100% completion, do we unlock AI psychic mind powers?

[Ddynamo]

If we get 100% completion, do we unlock AI psychic mind powers?

Ha-ha, there is no 100% completion as long as I'm the GM everything is under my influence. I can add as many challenges as I want. Also mind powers would not make sense seeing as A.I.s don't have a brain, of course I'm not one for making sense, so yes to the mind powers. Thus sayeth your omnipotent god GM.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Would we still need to sell the rogue AI, or would it sell itself to all of its slaves for us?