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[Glass]

一个聪明人曾经说过，你的家永远不会离开你的心。对于Godmodder房子来说也是如此：当你的胸部爆裂只是为了显示整个房子时，你会注意到这一点。
你被埋在地下。

That’s all nonsensical, so it obviously didn’t happen. Obviously, I’m five blocks away by this point and perfectly unharmed.

EDIT: Just so that we’re clear about the fact that yes, I know what you said and am not just dismissing it out of hand: you claimed that your house burst out of my chest, which is self-evidently stupid.

[Rockeater]

I convince the Godmodder that buying gold with all of his money is a good idea, wait to after he does, and then pull out tons of gold from the empty set reducing it value to nothing

[Imic]

Just call it Cent. Yanks say Cents, other people say Cent. Like Sheep, but no sheeps.
Use the power of logic to steal a tenner from the Godmodder’s stash. Spend five Euro of it on a slice of smelly cheese. Shoot Cheese out of cannon at Godmodder. Leave it for a sec, then shoot him with bombs and torpedoes and missiles again.

[King Zultan]

Start throwing zebras at the godmodder.

[CABL]

Use these 100 beings' talents to create black hole guns, then declare war on EA: Let's see how those capitalist scum will try to return back my debt to them.

[KitRougard]

Hm, I currently have a bank account of -28,266 Euros. That implies I'm in debt, to have a negative amount. But at the same time, I am undebt! Undebt means that all my debt gets flipped on its head, right? Basically, undebted debt = normal money?
Well, my bank account sheds its negative symbol (The "-") and blasts into full glory as a grand total of 28,266 Euros.
I'M BACK IN THE BLACK BABY

[TrickleJest]

SEPHARVAIM has been sleepy and doing jobs for the European Union. However, we I, SEPHARVAIM, have returned.
Canto VIII: Cash-Money the Godmodder

Hit the moon back at the godmodder

The Godmodder hits it back!

You are now playing Moon Tennis with the Godmodder. The winner will get nothing, unless they're the Godmodder. Then they'll get your soul. The loser will have a moon dropped into them. I don't think that's survivable.

一个聪明人曾经说过，你的家永远不会离开你的心。对于Godmodder房子来说也是如此：当你的胸部爆裂只是为了显示整个房子时，你会注意到这一点。
你被埋在地下。

That’s all nonsensical, so it obviously didn’t happen. Obviously, I’m five blocks away by this point and perfectly unharmed.

EDIT: Just so that we’re clear about the fact that yes, I know what you said and am not just dismissing it out of hand: you claimed that your house burst out of my chest, which is self-evidently stupid.

You, a logical man, know that Godmodders are real and self-evident threats, unlike houses bursting out of your chest. You manage to escape, five blocks away from the Godmodder's house.

"You're sane and reasonable, correct? I, Benjamin Shapiro, would like to recruit you. Your skills will help us defeat the liberal menace, for one. Anyway, you can't refuse. Get in the van."

I convince the Godmodder that buying gold with all of his money is a good idea, wait to after he does, and then pull out tons of gold from the empty set reducing it value to nothing

The Godmodder buys tons of gold with all of his money, causing him to lose five Euros. You attempt to make his money worthless, but find that you pulled out 'Bitconnect coins with value' from the empty set. Because everything has its price, which the Godmodder sets, you quickly find that you're actually just buying Bitconnect coins, and you're bankrupt.

Just call it Cent. Yanks say Cents, other people say Cent. Like Sheep, but no sheeps.
Use the power of logic to steal a tenner from the Godmodder’s stash. Spend five Euro of it on a slice of smelly cheese. Shoot Cheese out of cannon at Godmodder. Leave it for a sec, then shoot him with bombs and torpedoes and missiles again.

Whatever you say for cents, it's definitely euros in English. The correct plural of cent is centa, anyway. If you aren't using Latin plurals for everything you can, you're going to Super Guantanamo Bay.

"You clearly aren't logical enough," Benjamin Shapiro says from down on Earth. You feel your logical faculty fade away, and you only manage to steal quinquaginta centa from the Godmodder. You go to the cheese shop, who begrudgingly accept your underpayment, but give you the worst cheese possible. Feeling very poor, and therefore very hungry, you eat the cheese and begin bleeding from your orifices. While in this miserable state, your fleet bomb the Godmodder.

Start throwing zebras at the godmodder.

The Godmodder rearranges the zebras into a zebra stack, all riding each other simultaneously. What an abomination.

Use these 100 beings' talents to create black hole guns, then declare war on EA: Let's see how those capitalist scum will try to return back my debt to them.

You declare war on EA, who check their records, and wonder what debt you're talking about. Didn't they steal cash money from 0rca? Whatever. EA are always happy to establish a fascist regime to kill pinkos like you. They spin the Wheel of Fascist Fortune, and revive the... Spanish State!

It's the Spanish Civil War, in Space.

Hm, I currently have a bank account of -28,266 Euros. That implies I'm in debt, to have a negative amount. But at the same time, I am undebt! Undebt means that all my debt gets flipped on its head, right? Basically, undebted debt = normal money?
Well, my bank account sheds its negative symbol (The "-") and blasts into full glory as a grand total of 28,266 Euros.
I'M BACK IN THE BLACK BABY

Who knows what being undebt means? SEPHARVAIM doesn't know, really. I don't think the Godmodder knows either. Still, you're back in the black!

The Godmodder throws the void into the void, then the Jack-Out-Of-The-Closet into the void-void. They're all void-voided. He then decides that half of the X-Wing Fleet doesn't bring him joy. That's void-voided as well.

Fused Lucas, God of Star Wars: 10 Health Is Greatness
X-Wing Fleet: 4 x 9 Health.
scourge728: 942 Health. Dirty thief.
KitRougard: 28,266 Euros. Undebt.
Rockeater: BANKRUPT.
Joined Organisation for Extermination: 100 Members, 9000 IQ.

0rca_tr0per: -99,975 Euros. Undebt.
Estado Español del Espacio: At war with CABL.
EA: 80,000 Purple Arrows. Paywalled half of 0rca’s euros.

The Godmodder: 84.51 Euros. Undebt.
Neo-Amsterdam.
Benjamin Shapiro: Kidnapping Glass.
Glass: Being kidnapped.

[Glass]

*Ignores the extremely-right-wing idiot*
Continue leaving the area. Evidently, it’s filled with people that I have no interest in associating with.

[King Zultan]

Combine all the zebras into one super zebra, then possess the super zebra.

[Greatness942]

Return from my brief hiatus and use my powers as Fused Lucas to absorb J.J Abrams and become The One True Force. Then finally summon Starkiller Base and have them eradicate the Godmodder and his forces!

[scourge728]

Hit the moon back at the Godmodder

[Tyrant Leviathan]

: Using Cheat Codes Of Reality to sneak around unnoticed and stabs Godmodder in the head. Blade of energy ignore defense, right into the brain.

“Mind Stab.” A Mental Attack met to damage memory and function and knock the target out with pain. No way reading or dealing with memory or thoughts.

That level of mind screwing could hurt said attacker, not stupid enough for that.

[Rockeater]

I take the red from my bankrupt and put it on the Godmodder's Undebt making him think it's bad

[CABL]

Destroy the Falangist Spain by dropping a black hole bomb on their planet.
Using my espionage circle that I've secretly established from Day One of EA's existence, steal all of their funds, and give all the funds to George Soros, so that he'll give me some of his famous Antifa Super Soldiers in exchange.