The following message was found scrawled on the side of a very confused yak bull within Watchedgleam; the writing looks as though it has been done in [Forgotten Beast Ichor].
Hah! Hah hah!! So they think they killed me, did they? (hee hee!!) IT'S SO FUNNY, because I'm ALREADY DEAD!! GEDDIT?
What they don't get here in Watchedgleam is exactly that!! FUN!!! It's FUN being dead, because we're ALL dead here!!! So I, Gigmaster, am going to REMIND THEM of how to go HEE HEE AGAIN!!
My plan is super-multi-spatial-cat folded. The firstest-est bit has already been done; that random goomba Tyangykid (the "mmmmmmmmmmmaaaayor") is currently taking some time out time in my fellow Slowpokez's test subject hole. Meeeeself, in the meantime, am in disguise. (Shhh!!!!! It's a SEEECRET). And now I'M going to go around making things FUN again here!
But just like me demonic gods always told me, work before play!!! So now, we're going to start getting things SHIP SHAPE around here (even though it's a FORT, not a SHIP, so shut up faggit), and then we'll go throw a GIANT party once everything's done!! There'll be CLOWNS and BIG RED BALLOONS and BLOOD!! It'l be great!!!
I'm off to start assigning everyone picks!!
Minutes after the writing of the above...
... "Hey, dude. Isn't that that Gigmaster chick with a big, fake mustache?"
"Yeah. It kinda looks like it got hacked out of someone's beard or somethin.'"
"Yeah, that's what I thought. And now she's running around, saying she's Twangy kid and that we have to clean up before the clowns arrive. Or something."
"So?"
"... Just sayin.' "
((OOC: Soooo, yeah. Everyone's either doing all farm now, or mason/detail/haul, or mining, or wood burning and smelting and making silver statues and doors and things, or cutting wood and crafting up a bunch of bins and barrels and giant screws... it's time to get some order to things. Doors are shut, caverns are blocked off, the outside world can go fuck itself.
My list of THANGS TO DO:
1. New centralized individual housing.
2. New centralized family housing.
3. Slab ALL remaining ghosts.
4. Make new efficient work areas (raw stuff goes in at the top level, refined stuff gets done at the bottom).
5. Crap out tons of glass furniture for the magma pump, and link up those dwarven water reactors on the surface to the fort.
6. Make sure EVERY soldier has at LEAST a full suit of steel, if not candy. Full suit = 3 shirts, 1 breastplate, 1 greaves, 1 gauntlet, 1 helm, 2 caps, 1 high boots, and a partridge and a pear tree.
7. See if there's any way we can tap that other pillar for more candy.
8. Do absolutely fuck-all-else.))
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Topic: [Succ. 34.11+] Watchedgleam (necro-, demon- and vampire-con; free elf-delivery!) (Read 81524 times)