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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

WOOT, alright.. although it could be weaponized.... ill think about it...

If you don't figure out a way to weaponize it, someone else will.

[Mr Frog]

And so the Mystery Race is revealed. (bows)

[Splint]

And so the Mystery Race is revealed. (bows)

They decided to pop by alot sooner than I thought they would. And fucked up one of the militia dorfs because of it. Honestly, how Stova is even alive is beyond me.

[Mr Frog]

I'm guessing it's because, as Talvi said, the thief was just trying to get away and not actively trying to off Stova. If it was, Stova'd be in about four pieces right about now.

[Splint]

I'm guessing it's because, as Talvi said, the thief was just trying to get away and not actively trying to off Stova. If it was, Stova'd be in about four pieces right about now.

I was more wondering how it didn't flat out yank off her limb when it bit to escape.

[Mr Frog]

Luck, I'm guessing. It only bit a few times, right?

[Splint]

Luck, I'm guessing. It only bit a few times, right?

You'd think once would be enough, since it was able to completly remove heads in the past.

[Talvieno]

Yeah, we're screwed. I'm in the middle of a double ambush atm, these things are monsters.

[Mr Frog]

It probably got a bad attack roll. Trust me, those mofos can amputate extremities through iron gauntlets even with just their base skills.

Yeah, we're screwed. I'm in the middle of a double ambush atm, these things are monsters.

RAISE THE BRIDGE

[Splint]

Yeah, we're screwed. I'm in the middle of a double ambush atm, these things are monsters.

How the fuck!?
Aw come on. This ruins everything. D:<
There will be no reclaim. This fort died like a bitch sobbing in the corner.
And is there a reason you left the bridge extended?

[Talvieno]

Yeah, we're screwed. I'm in the middle of a double ambush atm, these things are monsters.

RAISE THE BRIDGE

I did... but three of them got in.  our militia barely managed to survive that, and there's still a ton of them hanging around outside.

We survived, though.

[Splint]

Yeah, we're screwed. I'm in the middle of a double ambush atm, these things are monsters.

RAISE THE BRIDGE

I did... but three of them got in.  our militia barely managed to survive that, and there's still a ton of them hanging around outside.

We survived, though.

If they survived, let the freaks mill around outside. They'll get bored eventually. Frog, we really should have thought to not let them ambush...

[Talvieno]

Yeah, we're screwed. I'm in the middle of a double ambush atm, these things are monsters.

RAISE THE BRIDGE

I did... but three of them got in.  our militia barely managed to survive that, and there's still a ton of them hanging around outside.

We survived, though.

If they survived, let the freaks mill around outside. They'll get bored eventually. Frog, we really should have thought to not let them ambush...

That's what I plan on doing... My turn is almost up, btw.  Oh, and you should see the carnage... There's severed limbs and teeth absolutely everywhere.

[Mr Frog]

Yeah, we're screwed. I'm in the middle of a double ambush atm, these things are monsters.

RAISE THE BRIDGE

I did... but three of them got in.  our militia barely managed to survive that, and there's still a ton of them hanging around outside.

We survived, though.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Wood's too slow -- use magma forges instead.

Also, I couldn't find any way to stop them ambushing. There is an easy way to detect them, however -- search the "What's Going On In Your Fort?" thread for the "F.R.O.G.".

EDIT: How's our military doing?

[Splint]

the "F.R.O.G.".

Dude. That was a turkey tied to a stick in front of the entrance.