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[zombie urist]

Round 12: A Brief History of Communism

Spoiler: ZU - Art (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: lawastooshort - Words (click to show/hide)

Our Glorious World Leader: “Friends, Romans… wait… Comrades? Countrymen? My eye lasers are approaching optimal temperatures! Soon, we shall launch upon our mission… TO DESTROY THE MOON!”
Many Adoring Watchers: “Gasp!”; “Swoon!”
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But!
Stage Right: Faceless Crowd Member, Steps Out of the Crowd to Become…
…SUPERPANCAKEHERO!
Superpancake Hero: “Noooooooooo! Not the cheese! WE MUST SAVE THE CHEESE! PANCAKES, ENGAGE!”
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Pancake Red Five: “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Dakka dakka dakka! Dakka dakka dakka!”
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Our Glorious World Leader: “Arrghghj! Noooo! My concentration has been broken! The lasers have gone awry! ARGHHG! MY CROTCH! THE BURNING! MY SHINY SPARKLING PODIUM! MY CHILDREN, SOLDIERS OF THE REVOLUTION, ATTACK! THIS PANCAKEY EGGY OUTRAGE SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED! WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON THE PODIUMS! WE SHALL FIGHT THEM BETWEEN THE FLAGS! WE SHALL FIGHT THEM IN SINISTER MASS RALLIES WHEREIN WE THREATEN THE VERY MOON’S EXISTENCE! WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER! DIE, PANCAKE SCUM!”

Spoiler: Dariush - Art (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Guardian G.I. - Words (click to show/hide)

The Great Leader: At last, the Democratic People's Republic of the World is victorious. The workers and peasants of the world are free from oppression! The capitalists has escaped to the Moon, but not even space can protect them from our retribution!
The Great Leader shoots lasers at the Moon, causing a large explosion there.
Crowd: YAY!!!
Slender Man Hitler: *dramatic appearance*
Pancake Leader: Do not believe the lies of the so-called Great Leader! In the name of the great Cheese Grail, rise up against the tyranny!
Weirdos in latex costumes: WE ARE THE PANCAKE RANGERS! DIE, DICTATOR, DIE!
The Great Leader and The Pancake Rangers shoot miniguns at each other.

Spoiler: USEC_OFFICER - Art (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Kashyyk - Words (click to show/hide)

Stalin: The Americans have landed on the moon! We cannot permit this!
*A normal day on the moon*
*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
Stalin: The doom lazor succeeded!! A red, Russian victory!
Hitler: Indeed, we have a winner!
Splinter Cell Team: Not if we have anything to do about it. Fear us, Stalin.
*Later*
Mecha Stalin: For the motherland!!!!!
Splinter Cell Team: Die Stalin!!
*Epic battlescene*

Spoiler: EagleV - Art (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: NoahTophatz - Words (click to show/hide)

In Soviet Russia: (joke makes you!)
Stalin: Dang Capitalists landing on the moon before us the Soviets and saluting, even though as Stalin I died years before the first Manmade object even hit the moon, thus making me the most alive looking zombie ever.
Big Soviet Cannon thing Shoots and destroys the MOON in the stupidest move ever!
Stalin: High five Hitler who should also be dead and thus also is a very alive looking zombie.
Stalin is then shot by a guy who is rappelling in with an AK47 (I think) in order to make
...
MechaStalin: I AM HERE
MechaStalin shoots a minigun as one hand and a grenade launcher as the other at people while a nuclear explosion happens in the background.

Spoiler: Sean Merrisen - Art (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Borno - Words (click to show/hide)

Stalin: The Americans have beaten us in to the moon?! This is not acceptable! FIRE THE ORBITAL CANNON!
*stalin lights the orbital fuse of the orbital cannon with an orbital matchstick*
*the moon blows up*
Stalin: Hahaha! That will teach the Americans to beat us in the space-race! Hi-five!
*Hitler and Stalin hi-five*
Abraham: I'm afraid I can't let you live after what you just did, Stalin.
*bangbangbang*
Stalin?: Did you really think bullets can stop me? I am not any ordinary Stalin, I am...
*shirt-rip*
ROBOSTALIN: ROBOSTALIN!
Abe: Uh-oh...

Solid round. Lots of good art. Thanks to everyone who participated. No one dropped out. Hooray! 

[Dariush]

My last image (with miniguns) is missing.

Awesome round all around, though I wish it ended on art instead of words.

[zombie urist]

The website that's hosting that image is having some problems.

If you upload the last picture to some other site I'll edit it back in.

[miauw62]

Fuck yes robostalin.

[Skyrunner]

I love that last robostalin XD

[Enzo]

No one dropped out.

.-. are you a sorcerer?

Anyhoo, thanks again ZU! I'm mostly free from here on out, so I guess I'll pick up the reigns and open this up for lucky round 13 signups.

[Kashyyk]

I volunteer! No pref, as always.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Errr... I guess I'm up for words this time!

[Scelly9]

No pref

[Guardian G.I.]

Words, please.

[zombie urist]

in for art

[zombie urist]

No one dropped out.

.-. are you a sorcerer?

I am an art sorcerer. 

[Sean Mirrsen]

Outsorcerer?

Anyways, I'd like to re-apply for drawing something. I've got artist block the size of a city block, so if it'll help me get over it, it's very much welcome.

[Guardian G.I.]

Outsorcerer?

Anyways, I'd like to re-apply for drawing something. I've got artist block the size of a city block, so if it'll help me get over it, it's very much welcome.

If it doesn't help, try to do anatomy studies. It works for me.

[EagleV]

I'll have to skip this one.