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[The Fool]

As a penguin I declare full neutrality in the coming war. I am the Switzerland of penguins. Ready for war, but unwilling to fight needlessly.

[Flying Dice]

Wait, isn't ponykind's preferred battle plan "love and tolerate them until they back down," and if so do we even have to care that they're revolting against us?

We will love and treasure the penguins, and we will keep them as pets, and make them cupcakes, and butcher them for their meat, ignoring their pitiful cries.


Wait. I think I messed that up, hold on just one second while I go get a knif-ERASER. I was going to say eraser.

[Megaman]

My words hold truth! Yee fools who have not listened to me shall suffer for your insolence!

[Urist Imiknorris]

As a Homestuck ponguin I declare full neutrality in the coming war. I am the Switzerland of avatars. Ready for war, but unwilling to fight needlessly.

[applesauce machine]

I mean, people joked about that, but I thought it was just, I dunno, harmless ribbing

And, out of the blue, a new faction! Come, Pigs, one and all those of neutral avatar! Let us fight the penguins and the ponies alike!

But especially the ponies.

See, like that! I'm going off somewhere to get away from this. Somewhere that isn't affected by this crazy war. I will probably return tomorrow, but I'm not sure what events will occur within that time. Officially, I suppose I am still aligned with the penguins, but I, I dunno how long this'll last. I just... I don't know. Farewell, I hope I don't get eaten by a pack of rabbits on my journey of self-discovery or whatever, etc.

[Kadzar]

I was raised being told I was a female. Was everyone lying? Were my parents in on this?! OH GOD I CAN TRUST NO ONE

No, gender is a lie. Boys are just girls with very small boobs (usually).

[Heron TSG]

they're revolting

True, but admittedly we're smelly birds.

Spoiler: classy smelly birds, albeit. (click to show/hide)

[fqllve]

No, gender is a lie.

That's what I keep telling my French teacher. But he just beats me with a baguette.

[Megaman]

All you nuetrals will pay soon enough. They do not come for you now, but if we shall fall, they will. Erotic shaving cream will never come to these forums if we stand together against this equine wave!

[The Fool]

I think that this thread might become a flame war between penguins, neutrals, and ponies if people start yelling at each other. I suggest either keeping this calm or locking the thread when it does get out of hand. We don't want to see an angry Toady. This thread is guaranteed to cause 504 Errors if he needs to remove it.

[Megaman]

I think after last time we'd have learnt avoid all-out flame-wars. Besides, we're all cool people here, bro.

[Solifuge]

I'm tempted to go back to an upside-down cat again. I didn't sign up for a war.

[King DZA]

Seeing as my avatar aligns me with no specific group, I shall simply take up the role of omniscient spectator, and watch as you all dance about this battlefield of thread like crazed marionettes with your strings of rationality severed and tangled beyond repair.

[Heron TSG]

Seriously guys, calm down. This isn't even a war. What are you going to do, insult each other? That'll end well. Make more pictures? Great, you can do that without shitposting. Hack into each others' accounts to change avatars forcibly? Bannings. Move this annoying bullshit to another thread? Runaway train wreck.

When brother fights brother, who is the victor? All are to blame.

[Kadzar]

Before this breaks out of hand, we need to start a peace summit. Or are those only for after wars? I can't be arsed to check. Any, we need to engage in some sort of diplomatic talks to keep the peace.