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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[SeriousConcentrate]

As a small interlude, I have been playing Liberal Crime squad for the first time. As expected, I have decided to use HMRC members for my Squad members. What follows is an account of our first month.
...
In debt, one of our members is going to trial, and I have very little idea whats going on otherwise. Clearly we are destined for great success.

XD

I am honored that Jim, however crazy he might be, was chosen to be your founder.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Stupid game! Why are you so realistic?"

Make a new game! A better one! A text adventure like this, but where you're a hero person in a world.

((I am fully expecting this to turn out badly.

And I think you mistook May for Feyri...))

[Lenglon]

((...And I think you mistook May for Feyri...))

((whatever do you mean?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((...And I think you mistook May for Feyri...))

((whatever do you mean?))

((Read the LCS bit and look at "Feyri"'s pickup line...))

[SeriousConcentrate]

That was Faith's, dude. Not Feyri or May.

Also Jesus Friend is the greatest name ever.

[Tiruin]

((Oh dear goodness. PW playing LCS and using character in game XD

Spoiler: OOC/Stuff/Tips on LCS (click to show/hide)

Here's a tip: "Special brownies" =...well, drugged ones. Better options are
A. Using a good AGI/INT character to steal from apartments. Usually, the BEST apartments. Get a few, lockpick the doors (not in anyone's sight), and run away with the loot. Credit Card fraud is profitable, really. Getting a good thief character is also really profitable - clothing must be blackish/cat-like for high stealth. People in green = Liberal, stick to them first and after a good persuasion skill, then you can move up to the neutrals/conservatives ;P

Your early options is to focus on resources, and to get them by any means necessary. This includes not getting your members getting hit by the cops/getting caught in public. Meaning either stealing (one-man band) or credit fraud. Personally, I always go the pacifist route and steal steal steal

Community service is not a good investment of time early game - it only lowers the...err, heat on your area against the police/conservative forces. But it does better your image if you do equip a guitar/do good for the community. The latter usually is along the lines of "VIVA LE REVOLUTION", + guns in the air + exposing scandals of the government against the people.

It is always best to persuade liberal judges/lawyers to your side in case you get too far into hot waters and DO NOT HAVE DEATH SQUADS ON YOUR HEELS. Also a good getaway car is nice

...Yeah I've been playing it. Just a huge fan of roguelikes...Conservative nightmare style :x))

((...And I think you mistook May for Feyri...))

((whatever do you mean?))

((Read the LCS bit and look at "Feyri"'s pickup line...))

>.>
((That was never my line. Read it right, please.

@SC: Yes it is. The fact that the church in a conservative LCS nightmare is akin to the middle ages - not the pro-science kind, but the PURGE EVERYTHING WHO SPEAKS AGAINST OPEN MINDEDNESS. That was never the mission or belief of the church. Ever :/

So kudos for fighting against the system @ that area.

))


Feyri felt a disturbance-...in the lightest sense of describing what she was experiencing. Other than hugging Lyra, being the good thing...she felt something bumping against her side.

Apply shield to bash May away.

"What the f-", she withdrew...or felt Lyra withdraw from her and turned to see...May.

"Awgh hell no! Get away May! This. Is. Not. The. Time for you unleashing your needs!"

In the space of a second before saying that, the thought of May's past - what s(he) said regarding...her sense of libido and other.../natural/ needs came into view, diluting the sense of disgust and righteous anger into a lesser state of righteous anger. Supposedly leading to her emphasizing the words whilst using her shield to push the girl off.

"Go...somewhere else please!"

Also, inquire @ AM via messaging if there is any item in the armory that lets a person convert their ideas into vocalized words...Y'know, to help Lyra's condition.

[Grunhill]

Wait for it. Do what was put in the last action.

[Empiricist]

((Ah crap, wrong button))

[SeriousConcentrate]

@Tir: I know, I've played LCS. I even beat it once.

[Harry Baldman]

"Oh dearie me, this is getting tiring. Not to mention rather painful."

Dance something less violent. Boogie on back to armory and ask Sandy about the possibilities of hooking up a generator to a field manipulator.

"Say, Sandy, I'd like to know more about how I would go about hooking up a field manipulator to a generator and circumventing the battery nonsense."

[GreatWyrmGold]

That was Faith's, dude. Not Feyri or May.

((In that case, he mistook May for FAITH.))

[Sean Mirrsen]

That was Faith's, dude. Not Feyri or May.

((In that case, he mistook May for FAITH.))

((Hmm...))

((So glad I phrased my action that way. ))

Search for children normally.

[int:1]
You take a deep breath and yell, "HELLO CHILDREN! I'M A STRANGER AND I'M HUNTING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW! PLEASE COME OUT AND TALK TO ME! I PROMISE I WON'T MOLEST AND OR KILL AND EAT YOU, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS YOUR THIGHS LOOK IN THOSE SHORT PANTS! LETS ALL JUST GO AND HAVE A NICE TALK IN THIS CAVE OVER HERE WHERE I PARKED MY SPACE VAN! ALSO I HAVE CANDY!"

Then you put your hands on your hips, and limber up with a few pelvic thrusts, in case the kids want to play tag or something. Huh, wonder why they're not coming.

(( Congrats Faith, you're the new Elisaz.))

((...you sure? ))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Point.))

[TCM]

Run out of the armory.

Get to Rec room and load up Battle of Hasting in a VR machine, bringing with me current equipment I have.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"No running around! You're making the VR thingy--oh, hi Miss May!"