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[CountAlex]

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What should we be scared about, we actually DID find it!
Just tell him the truth. About magical diarrhea.
truth without mentioning about the victims
keep silent about size of the stone and probable amount of the remaining fragments



- Fine, Nil. I got gold from pawnbroker for this thing. - You fished out a glowing stone from bossom. - Listen up.
You told him where you were the last three days, skipping some of the details of the story. Told how you found bodies of goblins and armed yourself with their equipment, and then found a cave where you could spend a night. You didn't mention the part about forgotten beast to avoid Nil's disbelieving and scoffing. After waking up, you got to the other side of the mountains and found an abandoned village with a revived cemetery. In search of booze and a place to hide from zombies you went down to the basement of a house where there was a secret passageway into an ancient building, which population also went extinct. At the top floor of that building there was a large glowing stone, which you then smashed allegedly in an attempt to stop the undead. Then there was a cave-in, and you in last effort used the stones to dig up to the surface, breaking your wrist in a process. After spending the night in a house on the outskirts and nearly falling victim of boogeymen, you spent the whole next day on traveling to the town, where you spent a night, and then, upon discovering that you are been searched for, headed to the wagon.
- My Armok, I have never heard such nonsense. - Nil muttered, looking at the stone in your hand. - Dungeons, zombies ... And what demon yanked you to jump off the wagon in the middle of the frozen swamp? Hmm. Just look, what a pretty thingy you found. And not just one. And what price is for one of this splinters, you say?
- Why?
- Well, I saw how you paid off with armor trader. And there are coins still remained in your purse after all ...
- Nil. - You tried to interrupt the companion.
- ... And if these stones also shine with its own light ... Yes ... But there, in the ruins, the fragments could still remain! - Nil muttered, not paying attention to you and staring at the stone.
- Nil - Repeated you, hiding the gem. Soldier finally heard you. - Why all these interrogation, these vows? When you saw the gold, you became like not yourself, it's not like I've ... - Then Nil abruptly changed in his face, became like a head taller, and began yelling at you:
- Don't be brazen, whipper-snapper! Shown me some gold, you see! And even thinking about teaching me! - You felt quite uncomfortable with his intonation. - Don't you dare to poke me with your gold! Look what he's doing! And those stones! I don't care about your gold and gems, understand?! You think I'm going to fulfill your whims because of your money, right? No! It was the first and last time I seduced to do your fads, and take your filthy bag! - Nil threw the new backpack at your feet. - Now pack your stuff and back to search for Tok on the double!
He stood there and stared menacingly down your neck while you squirmed and tried to put a backpack on with one hand, then picked up a second set of armor and hanged it back on the cast. Wrist ached from the load, and then you remember that you were going to give a second set to Nil.
- Nil.
- Ready? After me, quickly! We still have to go to all the gates. This boar Tok could go out of town...
- This is for you. - You held out armor to him.
- What? Oh, you! .. - He wanted to renew the flow of abuse, but he was clearly tormented by conflicting emotions. Nil's pride did not allow to accept the gift of the lower caste dwarf, but on the other hand, it seems that he liked the present very much, and the toad pressed to give it up.
- Expensive? - He asked suspiciously.
- It's a gift. - Answered you.
- I mean, how much did you have to pay for it?
- Eleven.
- Minecart in your well! - He took armor from you. - Expensive. Even by the standards of dwarf it's expensive. - He tried the armor on - While on the other hand, the price is even quite reasonable, hopefully, it will justify itself. Let's do this - here he turned again to you - We assume that this is not a gift, but you let me borrow it, okay? And let's forget our mutual assaults, I admit, I went a little bit too far.

[CountAlex]

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Return to wagon and leave armor there, then keep going (probably still with Nil)
During the search you can simply offer an idea to go to this Iton Arol or whatever it's called.



After leaving the store, you unscrew the horns from your helmet. Two pretty unpleasant screws were still sticking out of it, though they could be cut off later if you want. Horns fit in a backpack, in which, by the way, beside a knife, a new purse and also the rope, there was a pretty big flask. It's necessary to fill it up on occasion. While you fitted the flask and a waist bag to your side and dug in your stuff, Nil asked passersby how to get to the west gate and how far is Arol-Iton from them.

Soon you headed toward the western part of the city. Nil walked ahead of you quite cheerfully, rivets rattling on his cuirass, and refused your offer to make a detour and leave armor in the wagon, citing the fact that a lot of time was lost already, besides, the armor is not that heavy.

Remind him once again that, 1: It is a gift, 2: Now all are equal, and stop f*cking treat Likot like a little boy.

To your attempts to regain your status Nil said that a gift is a very kind thing for you to do, but he refuses to proceed further with discussion on this subject. Like, he's just unpleasant to feel like your babysitter, and, if it was in his power, he would throw you down to hell and demons.

Can he, by any chance,teach us to fight with a spoon, by the way?

Nil said that if your spoon was a crossbow, or it can be bended and turned into a bow, then he would teach you to shoot with it. He told you to stop treating the spoon as a weapon, it's like waving a club.

Let's Likot will becomу local ARDENT WORSHIPPER!

- And what do you believe, Nil? - you asked him in ingratiating voice.
- What?
- Do you believe in Armok, buddy?
- Likot, mother of goblin! - Nil stopped and faced you. - How, by the demons, is it your busyness, huh? Actually, since when did you get so chatty?
- You didn't accept my oath by Armok. Who is Armok to you?
- Stop it right now! I do not believe in your this occult nonsense! I only believe in As Limulistrat, the god of depths and wealth. And all the educated secular dwarves believe in As! Armok is pagan nonsense, it's not even a dwarven god. In general, it is not god at all! And if you do not shut up now, I'll shove your spoon up in your ass, get it?
You said nothing. Nil is clearly not in the mood to talk about religious topics right here right now.
- Now let's go. And don't you dare to make a single sound! - Announced Nil and nervously walked forward.
You wisely decided to remain silent for the rest of the way.

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Soon you reached the west gate. The guard asked you who you are, and then answered Nil's questions. It turned out that only a few dwarves passed through this gated in the last three days, and all of them moved into the town. Nobody left the town except for one caravan, where a dwarf, possibly, could hide, though all the wagons has been inspected and checked. Later the guard said that all dwarves headed towards already known to you Arol-Iton and showed it to you on the map.
- Well, Soapeater, let's visit our urban brothers. Looks like you were right that we should have gone there first.

[CountAlex]

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You can fill flask with water from the well
Go to well and throw there in purse with money. When we'll be beaten by the diaspora dwarfs, at least it will not hurt that much.



Filling the flask with water from the well, which, by the way, was twenty yards deep, you decided to get rid from several problems with throwing gold away. You will no longer seem thieves around every corner, it won't hurt to fall into the hands of robbers, and you will no longer embarrass Nil with your gold. And now, with a slight movement of the hand purse moved to flight.

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Two seconds passed before you heard the slap of the bag of water, and after another two seconds - blow on the head with something heavy. The helmet was tough, it did not hurt. However, your skull was noticeably shaken, and buzz in your ears from the deafening clang of metal remained for a long time.
- Moron! You're just killing me! Why did you do it? - Almost squealing, Nil said.
- I hid it.
- And now you're going to get it? There is a great depth!
- I'm not going to get ше!
- Idiot ... - Nil was nearly crying. - Was it so difficult to give it Shorast, or ... me, after all?
- This is for our good.
- What good? .. Oh, holy smiths! .. What have you done? Now I'll never forget it!



Keep wash his brain
Pathetic dwarfes(?) must tremble in face of possible divine retribution for disrespect
Armok! Reveal to sinners sign of yours!
ARMOK, PUNISH HIS LOST SOUL!
Bring reason to this fool!

- All your troubles are from that you renounced Armok.
- What?
- Yoг do noy respect Armok. Armok can forgive the lost ones, but His retribution eventually overtakes renounced.
- Shut up, Soapeater. Please. I'm not in the mood to talk with you. Of all the people I know only Shorast worships Armok, so talk with him as long as you want. - Then Nil settled down and issued: - On the other hand, you are right to some extent, Likot. Over the last month I had a lot to go through, but, nonetheless, here I am: still alive and well, even though was crazy. Do you mind if, after we'll found Tok, to visit local pantheon, or temple, and there we'll bow to our gods?

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There is Tok!!!111
Right! Just plumped up
Tok on background



- Toook! - You shouted with all your voice in the direction of awkwardly hobbling figure with a wheelbarrow, but there was no reaction. It seems, years of painstaking autistic silence were not in vain, you have forgotten how to to cry, and Tok has not heard you.

Don't speak with dwarf on background
We already spoke with one. Now we act contrary to his advice.
Don't disattract and move to dwarves
Don't go fat man. just take a look from distance and say "Look, Nil, he looks like Tok"

- Where is he? - Nil asked again, trying to see to whom you were yelling. You pointed at Tok with finger just before he disappeared around the corner. Nil snapped and stated:
- No, not him. Cap looks similar, pipe too. But I'm not sure if it was even a dwarf. And too fat for Tok, to be frankly.
Just in case you decided to follow pseudo-Tok, although stopped crying and running around the city for strangers.

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Well, since summer is over I have less free time so translations will probably delay time after time. Also, a question for you, guys - has language/translation quality level any progress since first threads up to recent ones?

[Nya]

>Go to well and throw there in purse with money. When we'll beaten by the diaspora dwarfs, at least it will not hurt that much.

Why, Armok, why?

>red flags ewerywhere
City of Koмmynism, kamЯaД! Likot must get out quickly before local KGB take his ass in zastenki.

[CountAlex]

>red flags ewerywhere
City of Koмmynism, kamЯaД! Likot must get out quickly before local KGB take his ass in zastenki.

Yay, comrade, sounds pretty branchy cranberry-style! Hehe.
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Don't move to well, don't get something, go to local dwarves.

You decided to leave the gold where it is, and fish it back after you'll find Tok. You and Nil headed to the Arol-Iton and soon caught up a suspicious fat man with a cart.

Follow the fat guy but be careful. What if he is a maniac and he ate Tok and put on his belongings.
Don't speak with Nil unless he'll start conversation himself



It wasn't Tok. Subject was old beardless being of unknown sex and race. It left the wheelbarrow at the threshold of a squat old building with a sign "Arol-Iton" and, striking door ring once, entered.
- What does it mean, Arol-Iton - a district, consisting of only one house? - You asked Nil.
- Of two, - Guardsdwarf said. - The neighboring building with sagging roof is also considered as territory of Arol-Iton, and, for that matter, waste ground behind the fence right up to the city wall. If I understood correctly, this is the whole Arol-Iton.

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It would not hurt to begin with a little reconnaissance: walk around the building and look inside through the window (or gap).



Nil responded not very favorably about your idea to explore the area, but did not splash bile much and allowed you to do what you want.
You haven't managed to walk arounf the building, yard wicket was locked, so you have to find the key or to seek passage through in the ramshackle hut. Through the fence you have seen wasteland, where in addition to the dry grass and remnants of snow only a sewer hatch was in the distance. Well, the grass and snow were in two or three places stamp down and mixed with mud, but nothing else here does not attract attention.

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look through the window



You looked through the crack. Despite the boarded-up openings, inside it was not so dark, at least, for the dwarf. Scum with the tube was talking about something with another character with a shaggy beard, who sat at something like bar rack.
-...should ask Granite first. Anyway he got no f*cking reson to crawl in there. And after all, Talc with his rag-tags deal with such bullshit so tell 'em your bizzare.
- By the way, this sucker was not alone - Said the old woman, - He was with bald from that caravan.
- Well, f*ck, get them both here then. And four-eyes, and that bull with pick, Mebzuth said that wants to see 'em too.
- Big one with some blacky are hanging out at eastern gate. Fag in glasses, bet on my head, is sitting in their shit-cart, thought who the f*ck knows. Archer and spooner are already coming here. They even saw me and mistaken for somebody, for the whole square, damn, yelled, you know, like ...
- Okay, enough bullshit, crone - bearded winced - Get in the hole before I closed it. - He got up and opened to her the door to some closet.
Crone with a tube grunted her throat, full of snot, and disappeared in the doorway. Behind her the bearded one came in, but a minute later returned, rattling keys, and sat on his seat, with his feet on the table.
(T.n. I'll be glad if someone will help me to rewrite this dialogue with it's criminal speech style. I did my best for now but it can be better I guess)

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Do you guys still read this?

[Broken]

Of course we are reading, go along.

[CaptainLambcake]

>red flags ewerywhere
City of Koмmynism, kamЯaД! Likot must get out quickly before local KGB take his ass in zastenki.

Yay, comrade, sounds pretty branchy cranberry-style! Hehe.
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Don't move to well, don't get something, go to local dwarves.

You decided to leave the gold where it is, and fish it back after you'll find Tok. You and Nil headed to the Arol-Iton and soon caught up a suspicious fat man with a cart.

Follow the fat guy but be careful. What if he is a maniac and he ate Tok and put on his belongings.
Don't speak with Nil unless he'll start conversation himself



It wasn't Tok. Subject was old beardless being of unknown sex and race. It left the wheelbarrow at the threshold of a squat old building with a sign "Arol-Iton" and, striking door ring once, entered.
- What does it mean, Arol-Iton - a district, consisting of only one house? - You asked Nil.
- Of two, - Guardsdwarf said. - The neighboring building with sagging roof is also considered as territory of Arol-Iton, and, for that matter, waste ground behind the fence right up to the city wall. If I understood correctly, this is the whole Arol-Iton.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It would not hurt to begin with a little reconnaissance: walk around the building and look inside through the window (or gap).



Nil responded not very favorably about your idea to explore the area, but did not splash bile much and allowed you to do what you want.
You haven't managed to walk arounf the building, yard wicket was locked, so you have to find the key or to seek passage through in the ramshackle hut. Through the fence you have seen wasteland, where in addition to the dry grass and remnants of snow only a sewer hatch was in the distance. Well, the grass and snow were in two or three places stamp down and mixed with mud, but nothing else here does not attract attention.

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look through the window



You looked through the crack. Despite the boarded-up openings, inside it was not so dark, at least, for the dwarf. Scum with the tube was talking about something with another character with a shaggy beard, who sat at something like bar rack.
-...should ask Granite first. Anyway he got no f*cking reson to crawl in there. And after all, Talc with his rag-tags deal with such bullshit so tell 'em your bizzare.
- By the way, this sucker was not alone - Said the old woman, - He was with bald from that caravan.
- Well, f*ck, get them both here then. And four-eyes, and that bull with pick, Mebzuth said that wants to see 'em too.
- Big one with some blacky are hanging out at eastern gate. Fag in glasses, bet on my head, is sitting in their shit-cart, thought who the f*ck knows. Archer and spooner are already coming here. They even saw me and mistaken for somebody, for the whole square, damn, yelled, you know, like ...
- Okay, enough bullshit, crone - bearded winced - Get in the hole before I closed it. - He got up and opened to her the door to some closet.
Crone with a tube grunted her throat, full of snot, and disappeared in the doorway. Behind her the bearded one came in, but a minute later returned, rattling keys, and sat on his seat, with his feet on the table.
(T.n. I'll be glad if someone will help me to rewrite this dialogue with it's criminal speech style. I did my best for now but it can be better I guess)

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Do you guys still read this?

i read it, don't stop please

[CountAlex]

Of course we are reading, go along.

i read it, don't stop please

Hehe, glad to see it. I guess i just need some encouragement time after time.
So, here is new piece for our hunger.
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We are armed and dangerous, f*ck delay. Let these urban scums tell all as it is.
Break down there and kick all the asses
Knock out the door with a mighty kick and spectacularly go inside.

You were ready to strike menacing pose after knocking the door with a foot, but at the last moment something stopped you. Perhaps it was your inner voice, though Armok knows what it was. Your exuberant rush dried up just as quickly as flooded.

Tell Nil what we heard
Let Nil go first inside. Anyway, no other place to look for Tok. If he'll refuse, say that you mind is clouded because of that mushroom so if you'll go first you'll start to make sacrafices to Armok.



You told Nil what you heard, and explained that you feel too nervous and would not restrain yourself and lose control on your actions, if you'll go there first.
- Do not worry, Soapeater, they won't eat us. - Half-jokingly said the captain, - And they are unlikely to kill, at least they're not goblins or elves... I hope ...
You knocked ring on the door. Literally a moment later latch clicked, looks like the owner did not even put his ass up from stool and unlocked it remotely.
Nil opened the door and proudly walked in.

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You walked in after him, trying to look calm and confident.
- Good day. Almost evening, actually, The weather is nice, isn't it?
- Weather? What weather? - owner made ​​wry face. - Where from you such appeared?
- We're moving through your wonderful city, our expedition today was to go, but bad luck, we lost someone, so we have come to you for help. We really hope at you. - Nil was showly off polite, shaggy was annoyed a bit with this.
- Ladtakomadz's Bureau of search and find at your service aha! Did you confuse with address? - Bearded man tried to look relaxed, showed no agression yet.
- No. We were sent exactly here, place was shown on the map, your old lady even guided us here.
- Don't now anything! Get out, I have no instructions to search fugitives. Actually, who are you?
- I have already said. - Nil answered - We are from the expedition ...
- Names! - Asked the bearded man.
- I'm Nil, and this one - Nil pointed at you - Soapeater. From a Mountain Home.
- I see, okay. In short, you go away now, and I'll take a walk to the neighbors, I'll say that Soapeater and Nil came, and they looked for their freind.
You thought that the conversation is over and turned to the door, but Nil did not move.
- Well, who are you going to search? - Slightly sarcastically Nil asked bald. - How? I'm yet did not even say name of the missing, nor described him. Or do you already know in advance who we are looking for?
- And why are you such cheeky, huh? - Shaggy stiffened. - I have not seen anyone, get it! F*cking nerd ... Who cares about exterior, mountain dwarf a mile away in the crowd to see - easy! And they smell soap like some f*cking princesses.
- Here, - Nil fished out a package with the announcement of the loss of Tok and put on the table of owner. - I leave it here, I advise you to examine. And also show your neighbors.
Bearded arrogantly looked at a piece of paper lying on the table, then just same arrogantly looked at Nil. Leaflet was not even touched.
Nil shook his head and pointed to the parcel. For a few seconds they stared with bearded at each other, trying win at stare competition. At last bald deigned to reach out for a piece of paper and deploy it.
- So, then, who do we have here? .. Tok ... Farmer, so ... Or planter? What makes you think that I will work hard because of a peasant? Unfortunately, fellas, I can not help.
- Tok is his name. He's not a farmer.
- Oops, the first time I hear this name. Dwarves actually have no such name!
- Nevertheless, we hope for your understanding and support. I think the mountain dwarf, moreover with a rare name, will be even easier to find among the urbans. Actually, that's all we want.
- Do you understand that business doesn't work like this? After all, I'm not your aunt nor cousin. I have other ... affairs! I appreciate my time, and in general, everything has its time ... and its price. If you understand, of course.
- I think he wants money - Nil turned to you. - Don't you accidentally mislaid pair of golds, um? Or you, of course, threw awayall of it?
- All - you said.
Further conversation with shaggy extortionist was meaningless. As soon as conversation turned about money, bearded man immediately became completely intractable and only demanded you to leave his house.

- And what's now, Nil? - You asked the guardsdwarf. - Just leave like that and go to search somewhere else?
- I do not know, Soapeater. Looks like they have no Tok there. Or they have but don't know it themself.
- Why don't we demand let us in? Or break down with fight?
- Actually, it was possible to smash this frowsy brat: you strike him with spoon to the nape, I tie him with your rope around his chest and knees. But, you know, if Tok is not out there in the "hole", we will be in big trouble, and will have to forget about Tok at all. Dunno-dunno ... Do you have some ideas what to do now?

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T. n.: if you tried to translate inscriptions on dwarven language, seen during story, you should know how they fit the story. Just decided to draw your attention after inscripton on outsole - great refrence to 'Pulp fiction", isn/t it?

[Talvieno]

I read it too! Greatly enjoying it.

[CountAlex]

Here it goes.
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kill brazen fag

- Let's kill him. - Offered you.
- That's just kidding, right?
- Of course. - you lied. Nil is not yet imbued with entire essence of your worldview, so did not understand the joke. On the other hand, you weren't joking at all, but for now it's good that Nil does not know.

check the well and possibility to go down in there. Climb over the fence with crone's cart.



Nil without enthusiasm accepted your idea to get into a stinking sewer, but on the other hand, a dose of miasma will even somewhat invigorate and cleanse thoughts, that, actually, won't hurt both of you. Using the cart as a ramp, you climbed on the fence, quite painfully pricked your ass on one of the pommels. Coming down from fence on the other side was even more difficult than climbing on it, and in addition, you risked tear your pants on one of the pins, looked like someone purposely sharpened them.
Nil was able climb over, only taking off armor and threw it over the fence. When Nil jumped after you to your side of the yard and put on armor, he asked:
- Listen, Soapeater, how are you going to climb back? There can be no exit through sewers.
- Nil, let's solve the problems as they actually fall. - You answered and headed to the hatch.



The problems fell when you come to dead-end of the only corridor in this part of the sewer. The channel was filled to the brim, the further advance deeper into sewer was possible only by swimming on the flooded pipe.
- Likot, I'm almost sure that you have a spare pair of gills. Or not? - Nil said sadly. - Don't know about you, but I won't crawl in this hole and so I return to the surface. If you want, come with me, I think, our attempt to go through the back door was not successful ... We'll storm the fence again.

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Somewhow this(city) part of story reminds me of Discworld's series books, hehe.

[CountAlex]

New, 13th chapter begins here!
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You have not found available passage to Arol-Iton through the sewers, and along with Nil trudged toward the exit.

Go back, after shouting mating cries of Cthulhu so anyonr around will shit bricks.
Back to read a sign on the wall, and examine snag behind the wall.



Going up the stairs, you have issued most ominous howl you could. Howl sounded with short echoes, it is unlikely anyone beside you and Nil heard it. Strange, but Nil didn't pay attention to your efforts, didn't comment and silently began to climb. Apparently, he was already got used to your antics, though Armok knows what he could think at the moment.

Once out on the surface, you have examined the brick wall. Behind it you found some chunks and bigger log. Plaque hung on the wall itself, which read:
"Here lies Lolor TrunkFrost
He loved gold and women
He was a thief
He saved the life of a friend
He was killed by a goblin"

It is unlikely that there actually was buried someone. It is unlikely that would dwarf could be burid in the ground, especially on the surface.. Otherwise, the local dwarves have a very specific idea of ​​how to treat those who left to the other world ...

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Check out from what pipe water/fecs flow in and where to leak away. Then figure out if it will work to plug the pipe by a log, which we saw in the yardю Plug the pipe from which water comes with log, water will flow away, and we'll be ablу to go through "out" pipe. Second option: plug the pipe where water leaves and leave, and we'll get shit-flood. After a couple of hours while urbans will be solving the problem with SHIT-FLOOD, we can surreptitiously sneak down through the doors.



Having examined bunch of timber, you accidentally got the idea that they have almost the same diameter as the pipes and drains in the sewers, from which you just climbed out. Then it dawned on you. If you'll stop the entire flow of waste water from the neighboring houses (and in this part of the sewage no other way in for water), sooner or later the water level in the tube will reduce, and it will be possible to walk there and get into the main sewer tunnel.
You decided to act plumber and, without hesitate and collecting some dirt and grass, began to implement your plan. Nil not only did not bother you, but looks like he ceased to notice you. He simply sat on the mound, then walked up and down the waste ground, thinking about something. He wasn't so empty since when he was just healed of madness in the elven forest.
When in the street has become noticeably dark, you have completed. All holes, from which even slightly wastewater comes, were plugged, and slight movement on in the direction of a large tube became noticeable on the surface of the tube. But the level of water in the channel remained unchanged. Day and two can pass before the pipe will be safe for walking through.
- What are you doing? - Nil came up to you.
- I make the passage. - You said. - In a few hours we can get into the Arol-Iton through sewer tunnels.
- No way. Water will soon be just arriving.
- Why so?
- I think it's melted water from the southern slopes of the mountains. Each day only gets warmer, the snow begins to melt, not only in the mountains, and then sewer we'll be all flooded. This is exactly meltwater. Judge for yourself, after all, there is little of shit in this sewer. At other times of the year, we would just fall dead here of miasma ...
- What to do now?
- I'd climbed back over the fence, but I need your help. Can you help?

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And a nice fanart

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Likot the Inquisitor, Armok's true worshipper

[Nya]

>SHIT-FLOOD

ZATOPEELO.

I don't think that memes and specific runet idioms can have adequate translation.

[CountAlex]

>SHIT-FLOOD

ZATOPEELO.

I don't think that memes and specific runet idioms can have adequate translation.

Yep, not this one for sure. So i just used caps to show it's bit histerycal (as I see it) context in original.

[CountAlex]

Ok, more posts are here.
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Try to follow his plan.

- Well, I will help. - You answered. - And how are you gonna get out of here?
- Hoist me, and I will climb over the fence.
- That's your plan? What about me?
- And you will then. I'll find out how to open the gate and let you out.
- Oh, no. If someone will give a lift, that'll be you for me. I weigh lighter.
- SoapEater, stop obstinate! - Neil slightly perked up and returned to his normal state of mind. - I stuck here till night because of you!
- You only think about yourself. Wait. I have an idea ...

Obviously it is necessary to press on the same plate. There's probably somewhere pressure plate that opens a secret tunnel. Go press on the plate / try to move it / turn, and so on.


How did you not guess to check the memorial for hidden mechanisms? Going up to the wall, you have tried to loosen plate, press on it with one and with both hands in the center and in the corners, rotate it or move along the wall, and all the while it was clacking and gnashing, but didn't want to show the secrets hidden behind it.

If plate is a slab, try to spoil it.

Severely loosening the plate, you have decided to apply a force and bounce on it with your fist. Finally something snapped, and the plate crashed down to the ground, spilling to a pile of pebbles ...

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"Here we go again ..." - You thought, when disturbed spirit appeared in front of you. Unlike all you've seen before, this ghost was very puzzled by his appearance and was clearly unaccustomed to incorporeal existence. By the way, Nil, who, unlike you, was unaccustomed to the undead, caught a bad thought, and instead of covering you with swear for vandalism, dumbfoundedly stared at the ghost.
- Oooooo. - Said the ghost.

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Say to ghost that we accidentally broke a slab and will fix this misunderstanding as quickly as possible, but you must first find Tok-engraver.
Don't that's we wno broke it
Question him who he was, what he was, how he saved a friend, whether he knows our ghost (strike dumb with wave of questions without giving chance to think better), and then - or skedaddle, or recruit.
If he'll contact, use him for searching, for convicing make hint, that our Tok is engraver and can make new slab as gratitude.



Ghost dazedly looked around, not knowing where he was. Finally, his eyes fell on you. It looks like he just now noticed you. Taking an opportunity, you spoke to him:
- Hello, Lolor. Your memorial is broken, but we can restore it, if you'll help us. We need to find Tok the engraver, if you'll find him, he will thank you with new slab. - ghost replied:
- Ooooo! - And began to flounder in the air. He was twisted, thrown up above your head, then sucked halfway into the wall and threw back to earth. Rolling over upside down, he began to rotate the legs, howling:
- Ooooo! Ooo!
You didn't even become to ask him more about his life, saving his comrades and things like that. Perhaps it's the most senseless ghost that ever existed ...
- Idiot ... - Nil commented from your back.
- Definitely. - Confirmed you. - Can't say two words in time.
- Not he, you're an idiot!
- I accidentally.
- Yeah, of course! "Look, Nil, I have a great idea!" Are you completely freak to break slabs? Now, go to the nearest priest, undertaker, anyone, and make new slab! And take off spoilage from yourself until got something worse!
- What about Tok?
- Still have time to find him! Maybe he, like you, found by himself and returned to the wagon!

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Why do we need Tok? Why do you think that he is our friend until death?
Say to ghost to f*ck off, let him bother his acquaintances, we shouldn't care about him. Move back to wagon to eat, drink, sleep.



It seems that Nil suffered enough for today and just wants to return to the wagon, to forget about the problems and rest. You have decided to take pity on him and lift him on the top side of the fence. Even despite the fact that captain beforehand took off armor, before climbing on your the shoulders, his ass seemed to you to be much heavier than in those past times when you had to drag him around. Apparently, he had time to gain weight since returning to mind.
After jumping to the other side, Nil again put on the armor.
- SoapEater, the rope! Why the hell did I buy it for you? Throw me one tip, and tie yourself to it, and I'll get you out!
You got a rope and a little thinking. On the one hand, if you'll throw over the rope and go with Nil - it will be safer, and at tomorrow morning it will be possible to continue the search, visit temples, and so on. On the other hand, your presence has brought him to the verge of tantrum, one more bad thought - and Nil will throw it al lto hell. And then you both will be in big troubles.

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Never late to aggravate.
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Bring him to tantrum right here.
Provoke him at the surface, Nil will fly into a rage, bustle will begin in the city, and we on the sly steal, kill, do whatever we want
Humiliate Nil, reminding about his bareass-insanity.




- No, Nil.
- What's wrong again?
- I'm tired of you. You always show off yourself as a superior, when in fact you're nothing more then naught.
- I don't get it!
- What is it for you to deal with couple of thieves? Real captain of the guard would already smear them along the wall and forc to give us Tok. And you? Even seedy sheriff can handle your work better. Why were you appointed as captain? You are not worthy to be called Guard. And anyway, you're still the same Lides, running around the fortress flashing balls, who was supposed to protect, but at the crucial moment got coward. I don't go with you, I'm ashamed of your company.
- Snotty, talk to me again!... - Nil said. It's possible you have finally driven him, and he begins tantrum.
By the way, now your short list of relationships enlarged with one more character, from what you and Nil got a bad thought.

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Tantrum is funny!



Wheelbarrow was first to get into the air, with remarkable ease flying seven feet sideways. Then rage of captain struck the fence and the gate, but left no visible damage on them.
Then Nil drew his sword and turned to you.
- Now you will see how captains work. And then we will have interesting conversation between us, Likot ...

Stop angering him, he can turn Likot into pillow for pins through the grate.

Assuming that this tantrum is over, you had thrown the end of the rope to the other side of the fence. In response to that, Nil spat on the floor, turned around and with clatter of plates went toward the entrance of Arol-Iton.

Approaching the door, he knocked at the door, as usual here, once.
But he did it with his foot, and the door swung open greetingly before Nil with a crunch of the latch, broken off to hell.
- In the name of the Queen! - Сaptain started to shout, not yet even entering the doorway. Once inside, he kept shouting something angrily and accusatory, but it was too difficult to understand what that was exactly.