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[AfellowDwarf]

This is great. Everywhere we go, disaster of some sort follows close behind. Posting to watch.

I think it's more like us creating a disaster shortly after.

[CaptainLambcake]

i am excited

[CaptainLambcake]

likot is dead?

[AfellowDwarf]

likot is dead?

Oh bloody..
The 16th thread button isn't working. Gimme! Gimme!


Edit:
All right, I see it's working again. I don't see any Likot corpses, though. Think I might bump this thread in a week or so.

[msda coop]

Also you might use a Google translate to understand at least roughly what it was about, waiting for the translation.

[CountAlex]

Finally here!
___________

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Should throw barrels of wine into the urethra
I second putting the most soured wine barrel into the pipe.



Dumped all the flith on the camp, the monster began to suck again. You have decided to take a moment and throwed all barrels of wine in its trunk. After a while, monster grinded them in its belly, and a little later it began blow away until guttered on the ground.
Dwarves climbed to the pump and stated that the monster has turned into a lifeless puddle. Meanwhile, the guards dealt with zombies coming from house and eventually everything calmed down. None of the dwarves was injured.

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For the ingenuity Kisat praised you approving claps on the shoulder. Since booze gone - was sent a pigeon with a request for extra delivery. Soon the work started again, the pump was established, the pit was drained. And you with the counselor these days just lay in the tent, she read books and sometimes talked with the noble.
No news in general, except that in the community house a bunch of tools was found, inspection of which, as expected, brought nothing.
But in one of the following days, workers unearthed the top of the tower and above the bottom of the pit there was a cry:
- ADAMANTIIIINE!

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Get out from this area ASAP!

Hearing the cry, you have decided that the demons are about to break out of the excavation and grabbed Kisat hand:
- We need urgently leave! Here carnage will begin!
- Why the hell?
- Demons! Adamantine plug broken!
- Likot, your head baked in the sun? What plug? Found those pieces you told about. Come see, you fool.

Find out how deep they had digged, and whether already opened an underground fortress
Take a look!



As you walked, you were worring:
- If these ancient already extracted adamantine, it is possible that plug is broken!
- What if all your tales of glowing chamber - not true?
- Shining Halls.
- Well, yes. And who ever saw that? If all so is terrible as you say, then, by all logic, the witnesses could not survive, and we would not either. Who then would tell about these Halls? It's all bullshit. Came up with a fairy-tale, developed a cult around it, started under this business sacrifices, virgins bonking and then the membership fees collecting. Well, trading symbols. And after all, from whom did you hear this nonsense?
- From Kurel's ghost.
- Is this all? Hah!
- I believe him. He's a ghost. And wizard.
- You would believe me if I say I was pregnant. Let you do not panic because of those things you don't not understand.
Meanwhile, you have come to the excavation. At the bottom you could see top of the tower and the window through which six months ago you dug your way to the surface. Haulers arranged refuse stockpile nearby. Among the gravestones, many rotten bodies and skeletons semi-decomposed Cyclope was lying.

17th thread

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Need to put pillow to fall on and say something like, "I hope that the rod did not break when it collapsed"
Be sure dance something hot on the Cyclope.
Vote for the acting of Shakespeare, will be such a victory.
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Kisat; a cyclops of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath stunned me and borne me on his back to the faggot nosferatu spirit laire; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here lied that lone eye that was been my fellow for a couple of hours... Approach the Cyclope, assume a proper facial expression, read "Poor Yorick" adapted to the realities of this world.
Second this



You moved around the pit to go down.
- Oh, what a goaf, -  You were looking at the excavation site, - I couldn't imagine that dug it with my bare hands.
- Collapsed soil was loose and maybe you're climbed up a kind of ravine and broke the arm with one of the tombstones.
- I do not know. This is the moment I do not remember. I hope that the rod did not break beneath all this ground. Although the vampire said that it must work even being broken.
- It would be nice.
- Over there, by the way, the very lake where it drowned, - You pointed, - We must somehow persuade the miners to dig there. And carefully.
- And why to persuade them? Their job is to dig, not to ask questions. There means there. Even till your Palaces.
- Well, if you turn it this way...
After reaching the refuse stockpile, you called Kisat to the carcass of the a Cyclope. She was little surprised with such a desire, but saw how you rushed to dance on his bones, even laughed.
- This Cyclope ... - You explained, - served to ghost-sodomite! And in his eye socket was flying eye!
You climbed down of body, and began to act out performance for the approaching Councilor:
- Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Kisat; a cyclops of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath stunned me and borne me on his back to the faggot nosferatu spirit laire; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here lied that lone eye that was been my fellow for a couple of hours... I tied it to helmet with it's nerve
Kisat eyed ugly corpse:
- Yorick?
- I just came up with. Just for a laugh. But everything else - the truth.

[Urist_McGamer]

Awesome! It just keeps getting better and better.
Is Russian hard to translate into English, btw? Just curious.

[CaptainLambcake]

yes urist, many russian words have no meaning in english, and vice-versa.  i speak russian, i cannot write or read it though.  i am still learning. 

also, spaciba alyx, ya lyubu eta scaska.

[AfellowDwarf]

Also you might use a Google translate to understand at least roughly what it was about, waiting for the translation.

That'd spoil it for me, I'm afraid.

Edit: All right. Let's take the cyclops' old clothes and wear them as a cape.

Edit2: How about suggesting to send a few workers to gather surface plants, as to brew some makeshift alchohol for emergencies?

[CaptainLambcake]

why does this story die

[AfellowDwarf]

Well, we did just have a vacation, right?

[NAV]

This can't be dead. It is too good to be dead. There are no new updates in the russian thread either, other than something about a petition.

[CountAlex]

why does this story die

Well, we did just have a vacation, right?

This can't be dead. It is too good to be dead. There are no new updates in the russian thread either, other than something about a petition.

Don't worry, guys! I am sure story will keep updating but these days are just seems to be busy for GM so he can't spend some time drawning pictures for us.
Also, I have an idea. Why don't one of you nominate this story to Hall of Legends? I could but there is a rule not to nominate your own stories. This story is not created by me but I had my hands on translation so I feel it's under that rule too.

[NAV]

It is nominated in the hall of legends.

[CaptainLambcake]

its been a month since last update.  i do not expect any new ones