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[Ghoul]

Thanks for the necro - was actually quite a good read. Baby picks ftw!

[indyofcomo]

I hadn't seen it yet either, not being old enough to DF, so thanks for the necro!

[dirkdragonslayer]

A GODDAMN PICK. WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

Um, can I sig this?

[flameaway]

"NO! NO! NO!  YOU MORON!  I said, 'Go figure out a way to weaponize babies'; not, 'Go figure out how to make a weapon out of your baby.' Geez, I keep telling you, 'Think BIG picture!'"

{Master Necromancer checks over his shoulder to make sure they are alone.}

"You... uh... took careful notes... right?"

[Amperzand]

BHAHAHAHAHA

*Cough* On a completely unrelated note, what does it say about me that I only love DF more whenever I find threads like this?

[utunnels]

1001 Ways: How did Urist die?

[Legendary Emu]

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?

[§k]

It would be interesting to take a look at the babypick's personality.

[Musashi]

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?

It IS horrible.
... but I'm laughing entirely too much at it, not sure why.
Not enough room in my sig for more quotes...

[LMeire]

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?

Why? They're just groups of randomly generated numbers, not real people. Especially since when this thread was first made, emotions were just an alien "happiness" measurement rather than the laundry list of situational-specific opinions dwarves use now.

[Karnewarrior]

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?

My humor is not Horribly Horrible!

It's Wonderfully Horrible.


But yes, Baby Bone Pickaxes are pretty terrible. It doesn't take rocket science to realize making things out of the freshly retrieved bones of your newborn child is a morally questionable decision, and you may want to re-evaluate your moral authority.

A GODDAMN PICK. WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

Um, can I sig this?

Sure. Anything I say on here is free for sigging.

[Khorinis]

"The suffering of genius"
ROFL

 

[dwarf_reform]

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?

Most people here (including myself) would gladly accept, if /all/ babies were turned into a usable crafting material

Fertilize gardens!
Impress your friends!
Enjoy roasts of baby meat, baby tallow, baby meat, and baby tallow..
"Try our new baby-skin trousers; your buttocks will be smooth as a baby's, we guarantee it!"
"I drink my mead from th' skull of my enemy; I only wish my enemy were jus' a bit larger.."
Besides, you're not true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS

[milo christiansen]

you're not a true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS

And off to my signature

[dwarf_reform]

Woo-woooo; I'm honored!

EDIT: Woo-wooo, I'm an idiot I looked at the quote and saw that it says "you're not a true dwarven royalty" :> At first it said "You're not a true dwarf-king", then I went back and changed 'dwarf-king' to 'dwarven royalty' and forgot to knock out the 'a'

Besides my rabid-dog emoticon addiction, I do try to keep my grammar clean!