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[Yoink]

...'s managers.

THEY'RE FOUL MOUTHED, SPOILT, HAVE A PENCHANT FOR PROPERTY DESTRUCTION AND ONTOP OF ALL THAT ARE NOT THAT GOOD ANYWAY

"ROCKIN'" AND "ULTIMATE" SUBJECTIVE WRONG

YEP, IT'S A NASTY JOB BUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT.
IS DOWN TO YOU, BUNCH OF NOBODIES DRAGGED OUT OF UNEMPLOYMENT TO SECURE VENUES, TRANSPORT, FOOD, GEAR AND GIGS FOR THIS BAND OF PSYCHOPATHS

MUSIC LESSONS PROBABLY GOOD IDEA TOO



THAT IS TOUR BUS
ONLY WITH MORE WHEELS

BUS DRIVER ON ACID TRIP, NO IDEA WHERE YOU ARE

RUNNING LOW ON BOOZE

>WHAT DO?

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GM IS JUST DOING THIS TO KEEP SELF OCCUPIED TIL CAN UPDATE BoPA. IS SILLY. I KNOW

[lawastooshort]

BOOK GIG AT NEAREST REDNECK BAR

[Yoink]

BOOK GIG AT NEAREST REDNECK BAR

[4] YOU NOT SURE WHERE YOU ARE, BUT CAN SMELL REDNECKS

AND BARS

...OR MAYBE THAT IS JUST YOUR BUS. DUNNO. BAND SMELL PRETTY BAD

[lawastooshort]

ORDER BAND START GIG THEN RIGHT NOW

[GraveHaunter92]

RUNNING LOW ON BOOZE

>WHAT DO?

WHERE THERE ARE REDNECKS THERE IS MOONSHINE.  SEARCH VARIOUS SHACKS FOR ALCOHOL!

[MonkeyHead]

AFTER THE GIG HAVE SEX WITH THE HOTEL ROOM THEN TRASH ONE OF THE GROUPIES!

[lordcooper]

CHANGE BAND NAME TO MOUSERAT

[Yoink]

ORDER BAND START GIG THEN RIGHT NOW

[1] YOU SHOUT AT SLEEPY BAND MEMBERS TO START GIG RIGHT NOW

DRUMMER FRACTURES YOUR SKULL WITH TIRE IRON THEN GOES BACK TO SLEEP

RUNNING LOW ON BOOZE

>WHAT DO?

WHERE THERE ARE REDNECKS THERE IS MOONSHINE.  SEARCH VARIOUS SHACKS FOR ALCOHOL!

[2] YOU CAN'T SEE ANY SHACKS NEARBY

[3] SEE GREASY BONFIRE SMOKE IN DISTANCE

AFTER THE GIG HAVE SEX WITH THE HOTEL ROOM THEN TRASH ONE OF THE GROUPIES!

[6]THERE A FEW GROUPIES STILL LYING AROUND BUS

BUT GM'S LAST RTD GET DELETED FOR THIS CRAP

SO YOU HAVE NO GENITALS

Item Lost: Genitals!

CHANGE BAND NAME TO MOUSERAT

[6] YOU PROPOSE CHANGE BAND NAME TO MOUSERAT

NO-ONE CAN REMEMBER BAND'S NAME ANYWAY. YAY

[lawastooshort]

FRACTURE DRUMMER'S SKULL BACK

[Yoink]

FRACTURE DRUMMER'S SKULL BACK

[6] YOU LOSE TEMPER AND BRUTALLY BEAT DRUMMER TO DEATH

WHOOPS

[6] NO-ONE AWAKE TO SEE YOU, BUT NOW YOU NEED A NEW DRUMMER... AND THERE'S A BIG MESS

PEOPLE GONNA WAKE UP SOON. UNLESS COMATOSE.

State Gained: Covered in blood!

[GraveHaunter92]

BORROW DRUMMER'S TIRE IRON AND APPROACH GREASY BONFIRE IN MY SEARCH FOR BOOZE!

[Yoink]

BORROW DRUMMER'S TIRE IRON AND APPROACH GREASY BONFIRE IN MY SEARCH FOR BOOZE!

[3] TIRE IRON LYING ON GROUND IN POOL OF BLOOD

HUH

YOU LEAVE IT THERE, APPROACH SMOKE

FIND CAMPSITE OF... [5] DRUNKEN PARTYGOERS! THEY ARE HAPPY TO DONATE BOOZE WHEN YOU TELL THEM IT'S FOR MOUSERAT

...HUH, SOME OF THEM ALREADY HAVE BAND TATTS. HOW DOES THAT WORK? YOU HAVE BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS...

[lawastooshort]

REMOVE BLOOD. PUT BLOOD ON BASSIST. SLEEP.

[Yoink]

REMOVE BLOOD. PUT BLOOD ON BASSIST. SLEEP.

[3] YOU RUB BLOOD OFF OF YOURSELF ONTO GREASY, OVERWEIGHT BASSIST

ICK

THEN YOU FALL ASLEEP AND DREAM OF SMELLY ARMPITS

[GraveHaunter92]

RETURN TRIUMPHANTLY WITH BOOZE FOR THE BAND!
HAVE MOUSERAT PLAY FOR CREEPY DRUNKEN PARTYGOERS!