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Gaybarowner

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Dwarven mounts.
« on: September 13, 2012, 01:48:09 pm »

what do you think a dwarf army would ride into battle on?
I would go with a giant pandaman army with dwarves ontop  :o
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 01:53:18 pm »

Giant badgers, obviously.
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 02:01:51 pm »

Everyone knows that Dwarves ride bears.
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 03:06:53 pm »

Possibly, but in DF bears are mounted by humans...
Gobbos are riding on cave beasties (Bastards!)
Maybe Giant War Capybaras?
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2012, 03:23:51 pm »

Kittens is the only fair choice!
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2012, 03:32:31 pm »

Other dwarves.
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2012, 03:38:09 pm »

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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 03:58:21 pm »

I'm pretty fond of terrifying deserts. My soldiers would ride on giant desert scorpions. Mmmm. I could kill so very many elves. So many.
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2012, 04:09:12 pm »

Dwarves wouldn't ride mounts into battle, they're awesome enough by themselves to kill the enemy and whatever puny beasts they've tamed and mounted ^^
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2012, 05:06:02 pm »

Goats. Small, have beards, have horrible tempers, and have a set of spears on top of there heads.
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2012, 05:53:45 pm »

Giant badgers, obviously.
Crossbred with some sort of dragon.
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2012, 04:50:34 am »

I'm somewhat fond of the depiction of dwarves riding boars, as in Age of Wonders. It seems like the temperaments are a good match.
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2012, 12:27:49 pm »

Carp. No wait. MAGMA CARP
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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2012, 12:30:24 pm »

Carp. No wait. MAGMA CARP
Somebody needs to draw a dwarf riding a giant magma carp.

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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Dwarven mounts.
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2012, 12:36:58 pm »

Fisher dwarves riding an army of carps!
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