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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1275 on: November 03, 2014, 01:15:35 pm »
Take a movie/game/whatever, remove one letter from the title.

Liberal Crime Quad: A quad becomes sentient and then gets trained by liberal extremists. Hilarity ensues.

Tar Treck Trek i'm an idiot: About hikers trying to cross a tar pit.

Tea Fortress 2: Like regular TF2, but it's all about tea flavors instead of hats.

Harr Potter: Hogwarts is a school for magical pirates.

Roll to Doge: Roll to dodge about Venice. What did you expect? Such minimalist much gone horribly right wow

Mount ad blade: Knights fight against ads.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1276 on: November 03, 2014, 01:26:00 pm »
Quote from: Noel.se on November 03, 2014, 01:15:35 pm
Tar Treck: About hikers trying to cross a tar pit.

For the love of all that tastes suspiciously like liquorice, it's Star Trek!

Also, Saves to Armok: God of Blood: A game where save scumming is the main mechanic.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1277 on: November 03, 2014, 01:27:00 pm »
Quote from: Noel.se on November 03, 2014, 01:15:35 pm
Harr Potter: Hogwarts is a school for magical pirates.

I would totally watch/read that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1278 on: November 03, 2014, 01:35:29 pm »
Tar Wars - gangs fighting for turf in some oil-rich region
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1279 on: November 03, 2014, 01:46:30 pm »
Lord of the Rigs: The Fellowship of the Rig, The Two Tower, The Return of the Kin.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1280 on: November 03, 2014, 01:48:42 pm »
The Huger Games: Bigger is better. Every country in the world has to send two tributes to fight.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1281 on: November 03, 2014, 02:09:47 pm »
'arry  Potter: everyone in the movie who wasn't already, is now cockney
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1282 on: November 03, 2014, 02:16:50 pm »
Quote from: Omeganaut on November 03, 2014, 01:46:30 pm
Lord of the Rigs: The Fellowship of the Rig, The Two Tower, The Return of the Kin.

Family trucking business turns ugly.

I would totally watch that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1283 on: November 03, 2014, 02:26:14 pm »
Mineraft: a game about a raft that belonged to Hitler.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1284 on: November 03, 2014, 02:32:10 pm »
Pokemon Rager - A game in which you vent your rage on pokemon.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1285 on: November 03, 2014, 02:35:14 pm »
Quote from: latias1290 on November 03, 2014, 02:32:10 pm
Pokemon Rager - A game in which you vent your rage on pokemon.
Is that a double meaning?  Because pokemon are pocket monsters? :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1286 on: November 03, 2014, 02:37:16 pm »
World of Tan: Where you have to compete with other players to get the nicest complexion.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1287 on: November 03, 2014, 02:48:41 pm »
Cads against Humanity:  You are the supervillian.  How will you destroy the world?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1288 on: November 03, 2014, 02:50:14 pm »
Terrible Joes: You make coffe, but it has to be so bad it's good.

(tea is allowed too but only if it's offensive to Jewish and/or Black people.)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1289 on: November 03, 2014, 02:53:57 pm »
Two weevils, when young had big dreams, but only one went on to be successful. The other ended up with a desk job while the other ended up rich and famous.

You could say the former is

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