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Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 666301 times)

Urist McScoopbeard

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2820 on: October 30, 2015, 01:10:16 am »
Quote from: Bumber on October 28, 2015, 11:28:27 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on October 27, 2015, 04:04:43 pm
What's worse than a dead baby joke?
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Quote from: Dutrius on October 27, 2015, 04:29:34 pm
What's even worse than that?
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What's worse than half of a dead baby?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2821 on: October 30, 2015, 01:47:15 am »
What's red and ticks like a clock?
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(Think about it.)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2822 on: October 30, 2015, 09:59:02 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on October 30, 2015, 01:47:15 am
What's red and ticks like a clock?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2823 on: October 30, 2015, 10:26:23 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on October 30, 2015, 01:47:15 am
What's red and ticks like a clock?
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Imagine a red half-fish half-clock alarm pirate.

Mr. Red Harr-ring.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2824 on: October 30, 2015, 12:00:06 pm »
Mr. Red H4zardZ1?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2825 on: November 01, 2015, 05:43:48 pm »
A priest, a nihilist, an atheist and a horse all walk into a bar.

The priest gets drunk on beer, and blames his sinful friends for convincing him to drink of the devil's blood.

The nihilist gets drunk on whiskey, and contemplates the priest's hypocrisy.

The atheist gets drunk on some girly drink, and blames his lack of self-control for the state he's in.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2826 on: November 01, 2015, 05:47:48 pm »
I think that's an anti-joke as opposed to a terrible one.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2827 on: November 01, 2015, 06:30:50 pm »
Same thing.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2828 on: November 01, 2015, 06:51:20 pm »
Lies! I personally fine anti-jokes to be very funny. Terrible jokes are a bit meh.

For example, all the dead baby jokes. Terrible jokes, yes, but not very funny, though mostly through saturation than content. Then the whole "what's worse than that" nonsense.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2829 on: November 01, 2015, 07:51:07 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2830 on: November 01, 2015, 08:07:08 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on October 28, 2015, 11:28:27 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on October 27, 2015, 04:04:43 pm
What's worse than a dead baby joke?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2831 on: November 01, 2015, 08:12:00 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2832 on: November 01, 2015, 08:25:32 pm »
Yeah, he's right, thread's over, can't get any better (worse?) than that.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2833 on: November 01, 2015, 08:34:30 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on November 01, 2015, 08:29:58 pm
Hey... Would you say... It's a TRERIBEL JOEK? *rimshot*
And now my contribution to the thread is complete. You may continue joking in such a way as to be terrible, my friends.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2834 on: November 01, 2015, 08:35:45 pm »
Masterfully played.
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