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[Twinwolf]

Slightly crude joke about maths-and-philosophy's nonexistent cousin, maths-and-theology.

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How many angels can screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler: Bad response that may just be me misunderstanding the joke (click to show/hide)

God only knows

[a1s]

Slightly crude joke about maths-and-philosophy's nonexistent cousin, maths-and-theology.

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How many angels can screw in a lightbulb?

All of them!

[Egan_BW]

Loudly.

[hops]

What does Crow Freddie Mercury eat?

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Carrion, carrion, like nothing really matters

[Akura]

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A guy was at a bar telling his friends a story of how he found a magic lamp. He rubbed it, and a beautiful genie appeared. She didn't have a strong understanding of English, but she offered him one wish, anything he wanted. He stated his wish and she granted it.

His friends don't believe this story. "Prove it! Prove it!" they tell him. So, he leads them outside the bar. Tied to a post outside was a rooster the size of a car. The guy turns to his friends and says "Bet you can't guess what I wished for!"

[Starver]

...meanwhile, back inside the bar, the 1-foot-tall guy playing the piano has heard the conversation unfold and sighs wistfully about a previous encounter with her.

[hector13]

The large herd of deer nearby also lament the genie's existence.

[H4zardZ1]

102//98

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No U

It's a ripoff, what do you excepter

[hops]

And the age of mankind comes to a close due to a robot that wants to sell mediocre food preserving solutions.

[Silverthrone]

-At the Smart Restaurant-

-What would you like, Sir?
-Oh... I think I shall be having frog legs today.
-Certainly, Sir. Although, a fair warning, Sir. They are quite salty, at the moment.

[Tawa]

John, Eric, and Charlotte are lost in the desert, their only companion being Charlotte's pet sheep, Kate. It's been four days and they've had nothing to eat, save the Snickers bar Eric had, which he finished on the first day. John and Eric have suggested eating Kate multiple times, but Charlotte won't let them.

One morning, Charlotte wakes up. She doesn't see Kate anywhere and calls for her. Kate walks up to her, but Charlotte notices something is distinctly wrong with her--Kate has horns. Upon closer inspection, Charlotte is definitely sure that this sheep is, in fact, now a ram. She yells and wakes up John and Eric, who are completely baffled as to why Kate appears to be a ram. Charlotte has suggested that they finally ate her and replaced her with a ram, thinking she wouldn't notice, but John points out that they don't have anywhere to get a ram in the first place. Charlotte asks if he has any better ideas about what happened to Kate, when Eric speaks up with his explanation--

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You're not ewe when you're hungry.

[SeriousConcentrate]

* SC applauds Tawa.

[Descan]

That doesn't even make sense! Charlotte is not a sheep! It is sheep who is sheep! Charlotte is one who is hungry!

[SeriousConcentrate]

They're in a desert, the sheep hasn't eaten in days either. :V

[Starver]

Why are they hungry, with all the sandwhich's there..?