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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

44 (80%)

BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[Cassandra]

Flying away. Far away.

[Xantalos]

Flying away. Far away.

Still listed as 0 miles away from work.
Therefore, I get to work, as a shit-covered acid elemental.
CLOSE ENOUGH

[GreatWyrmGold]

Tell GM that I should be 0 miles from work since Alduin is at work and I just came out his ass.

Spinal already explained that you don't work at the same place.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Realize that I no longer need work and go to some random time and place where I won't be killed within an hour of stepping out of the TARDIS.

[Xantalos]

Tell GM that I should be 0 miles from work since Alduin is at work and I just came out his ass.

Spinal already explained that you don't work at the same place.

Mehta

[Tavik Toth]

CONTINUE WORKING.
ROLL A 5.

[da_nang]

>TELEPORT TO SUPERCARRIER IN SPACE
>GLASS POLICE HQ WITH ORBITAL PLASMA BOMBARDMENT

[Persus13]

kill greenstarfanatic

[Greenstarfanatic]

KEEP LAZOR-ING HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

[Spinal_Taper]

This plan is working far better then I anticipated. It shouldn't. That was a really stupid idea. Oh well, If the dice say so...
>Take cat-nap to get back energy (Watch me get a 6)
>Brace for impact.

(2) YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP... (2) YOU CAN GO SPLAT ONTO THE GROUND HOWEVER.

Find out where we are flying.

"So, what do you do for fun, anyway?"

"Eat souls. Kill innocents. Usual worlds eater things. (5) MOUTH OF THE WORLD, LOOKS LIKE.

FIND HITLER.

AND FUCKING MAKE HIM CRY.

(2) YOU WILL. AS SOON AS YOU CAN FIND A WAY PAST ALL THESE GUARDS.

Invent clever new mechanic to make playing game unique, but don't include in the code yet.

(2) LET'S SEE... LET'S SEE... SUPRISINGLY, IT'S DIFFICULT TO THINK OF A CLEVER GAMEPLAY MECHANIC.

What the hell. A warp drive doesn't even leave normal space. It just warps it.

Figure out what the fuck is wrong with my warpshoes.

(2) LOOKS LIKE IT'S BROKEN.

Tell GM that I should be 0 miles from work since Alduin is at work and I just came out his ass.
Enter work, attempting to make myself into an acid elemental while doing so.

(4) YOU CONVINCE THE GM TO MOVE YOU CLOSER. BESIDES, CASSANDRA DOESN'T WORK AT WORK ANYMORE, REMEMBER? SHE WORKS ON ALDUIN. ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

>Realize that I no longer need work and go to some random time and place where I won't be killed within an hour of stepping out of the TARDIS.

(2) THE TARDIS SHUTS ITS DOOR ON YOU.

CONTINUE WORKING.
ROLL A 5.

(5) YOU GET BACK TO WORK, ACCOMPLISHING A GOOD DEAL. (4) NO FUK YOU.

>TELEPORT TO SUPERCARRIER IN SPACE
>GLASS POLICE HQ WITH ORBITAL PLASMA BOMBARDMENT

(3) YOU TELEPORT TO THE BORG SUPERCARRIER IN ORBIT. (3) THEY SHATTER SOME INTERNAL WINDOWS AND THROW SOME GLASS AT THE HQ.

kill greenstarfanatic

KEEP LAZOR-ING HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

(5vs1) WHILE GREENSTAR SCREMS "I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" PERSUS JUST SHOOTS HIM.

DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 13 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 16 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 18 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 0 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 20
DIRG: 20

[misko27]

>Obtain gloves of runnig urgently.
>Run. Urgently.

[Persus13]

(lots of 2s) Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"

[Vorthon]

Throw warpshoes at something

[Xantalos]

Turn into Arnold Shwartznegger and drag work closer to me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Keep thinking.