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[Geen]

This may be the funniest thing ever. Especially Ganstathulhu.

[Reelya]

This worked really well

[mcclay]

This may be the funniest thing ever. Especially Ganstathulhu.

Because you are so kind I present to you: Da Dunwhich Horror  http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dagonbytes.com%2Fthelibrary%2Flovecraft%2Fthedunwichhorror.htm&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

[Iituem]

MZ posted this in the IRC: http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.gutenberg.org/files/16328/16328-h/16328-h.htm&sa=U&ei=nwS7UKm5BNCb1AXCjoGQDg&ved=0CCMQFjAC&usg=AFQjCNHGR001Cy9iY39E9NudnZjtqyWNvw

Choice bits:
Lo, muthafucka! tha Spear-Danes’ glory all up in splendid achievements Da folk-kings’ former hype our crazy-ass asses have heard of, How tha fuck princes displayed then they prowess-in-battle
"ERST-WORTHY.: Worthy fo' a long-ass time past."
"Wackerbarth, A.D.—Beowulf, translated tha fuck into English verse. London, 1849. "
"The joy of mackdaddy n' retainers is, however, of short duration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch"
"Grendel's mutha, however, comes tha next night ta avenge his fuckin lil' dirtnap. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass."

Da Epic a Beowulf - Preface & Synopsis - It's about 13 minutes long, but I'm interested to hear what you think.

Edit:  If people like, I'll do more chapters.

[mcclay]

Your voice is so chill man...do my H.P. Lovecraft ones next.

[Xantalos]

Posting to watch.

[Evilsx]

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.aip.org/history/electron/&sa=U&ei=24u8UJCyKIaK0AWrxYC4Dw&ved=0CDgQFjAG&usg=AFQjCNFTPQ3XXnS1fl126Le_VsKRZLM_AQ

Excuse me... how tha fuck can yo ass discover a particle so lil' small-ass that no muthafucka has ever peeped one?

[Geen]

This may be the funniest thing ever. Especially Ganstathulhu.

Because you are so kind I present to you: Da Dunwhich Horror  http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dagonbytes.com%2Fthelibrary%2Flovecraft%2Fthedunwichhorror.htm&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

I think the internet is crying tears of awesomeness.

[ShoesandHats]

The first canto of The Divine Comedy:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Midway upon tha journey of our life
I found mah dirty ass within a forest dark,
For tha straightforward pathway had been lost.
Ah me, muthafucka! how tha fuck hard a muthafuckin thang it aint nuthin but ta say
What was dis forest savage, rough, n' stern,
Which up in tha straight-up thought reshizzle tha fear.

So bitta is it, dirtnap is lil more;
But of tha phat ta treat, which there I found,
Speak will I of tha other thangs I saw there.

I cannot well repeat how tha fuck there I entered,10
So full was I of slumber all up in tha moment
In which I had abandoned tha true way.

But afta I had reached a mountainz foot,
At dat point where tha valley terminizzled,
Which had wit consternation pierced mah heart,

Upward I looked, n' I beheld itz shoulders,
Vested already wit dat hoodz rays
Which leadeth others muthafuckin right by every last muthafuckin road.

Then was tha fear a lil on tha fuckin' down-lowed
That up in mah heartz lake had endured all inout20
Da night, which I had passed so piteously.

And even as he, who, wit distressful breath,
Forth issued from tha sea upon tha shore,
Turns ta tha gin n juice perilous n' gazes;

So did mah soul, dat still was fleein onward,
Turn itself back ta re-behold tha pass
Which never yet a livin thug left.

Afta mah weary body I had rested,
Da way resumed I on tha desert slope,
So dat tha firm foot ever was tha lower.30

And lo, muthafucka! almost where tha ascent fuckin started,
A panther light n' swift exceedingly,
Which wit a spotted skin was covered o'er!

And never moved her ass from before mah face,
Nay, rather did impede so much mah way,
That nuff times I ta return had turned.

Da time was tha beginnin of tha morning,
And up tha sun was mountin wit em stars
That wit his ass were, what tha fuck time tha Ludd Divine

At first up in motion set em beauteous thangs;40
So was ta mah crazy ass occasion of phat hope,
Da variegated skin of dat wild beast,

Da hour of time, n' tha delicious season;
But not so much, dat did not give mah crazy ass fear
A lionz aspec' which rocked up ta me.

Dude seemed as if against mah crazy ass he was coming
With head uplifted, n' wit ravenous hunger,
So dat it seemed tha air was afraid of him;

And a she-wolf, dat wit all hungerings
Seemed ta be laden up in her meagreness,50
And nuff folk has caused ta live forlorn!

Biatch brought upon mah crazy ass so much heaviness,
With tha affright dat from her aspec' came,
That I tha hope relinquished of tha height.

And as he is whoz ass willingly acquires,
And tha time comes dat causes his ass ta lose,
Who weeps up in all his cold-ass thoughtz n' is despondent,

E'en such done cooked up mah crazy ass dat beast withouten peace,
Which, comin on against mah crazy ass by degrees
Thrust mah crazy ass back thither where tha sun is silent.60

While I was rushin downward ta tha lowland,
Before mine eyes did one present his dirty ass,
Who seemed from long-continued silence hoarse.

When I beheld his ass up in tha desert vast,
"Have pitizzle on me," unto his ass I cried,
"Whiche'er thou art, and shade and real man!"

Dude answered me: "Not man; playa once I was,
And both mah muthafathas waz of Lombardy,
And Mantuans by ghetto both of them.

'Sub Julio' was I born, though it was late,70
And lived at Rome under tha phat Augustus,
Durin tha time of false n' lyin gods.

A poet was I, n' I busted dat just
Son of Anchises, whoz ass came forth from Troy,
Afta dat Ilion tha supab was burned.

But thou, why goest thou back ta such annoyizzle?
Why climb'st thou not tha Mount Delectable,
Which is tha source n' cause of every last muthafuckin joy?"

"Now, art thou dat Virgilius n' dat fountain
Which spreadz abroad so wide a river of rap?"80
I done cooked up response ta his ass wit bashful forehead.

"O, of tha other poetz honour n' light,
Avail mah crazy ass tha long study n' pimped out ludd
That have impelled mah crazy ass ta explore thy volume!

Thou art mah master, n' mah lyricist thou,
Thou art alone tha one from whom I took
Da dope steez dat has done honour ta me.

Behold tha beast, fo' which I have turned back;
Do thou protec' mah crazy ass from her, hyped Sage,
For her ass doth make mah veins n' pulses tremble."90

"Thee it behoves ta take another road,"
Responded he, when he beheld mah crazy ass weeping,
"If from dis savage place thou wouldst escape;

Because dis beast, at which thou criest out,
Suffers not any one ta pass her way,
But so doth harass him, dat her ass destroys him;

And has a nature so malign n' ruthless,
That never doth her ass glut her greedy will,
And afta chicken is hungrier than before.

Many tha muthafuckas wit whom her ass weds,100
And mo' they shall be still, until tha Gayhound
Comes, whoz ass shall make her perish up in her pain.

Dude shall not feed on either earth and pelf,
But upon wisdom, n' on ludd n' virtue;
'Twixt Feltro n' Feltro shall his hood be;

Of dat low Italy shall he be tha saviour,
On whose account tha maid Camilla died,
Euryalus, Turnus, Nisus, of they wounds;

Through every last muthafuckin hood shall he hunt her down,
Until he shall have driven her back ta Hell,110
There from whence envy first did let her loose.

Therefore I think n' judge it fo' thy best
Thou follow me, n' I is ghon be thy guide,
And lead thee hence all up in tha eternal place,

Where thou shalt hear tha desperate lamentations,
Shalt peep tha ancient spiritz disconsolate,
Who cry like a hoe up each one fo' tha second dirtnap;

And thou shalt peep em whoz ass contented are
Within tha fire, cuz they hope ta come,
Whene'er it may be, ta tha blessed gangstas;120

To whom, then, if thou wishest ta ascend,
A funk shall be fo' dat than I mo' worthy;
With her at mah departure I will leave thee;

Because dat Emperor, whoz ass reigns above,
In dat I was rebellious ta his fuckin law,
Wills dat all up in mah crazy ass none come tha fuck into his hood.

Dude governs everywhere, n' there he reigns;
There is his hood n' his fuckin lofty throne;
O aiiight he whom thereto he elects!"

And I ta him: "Poet, I thee entreat,130
By dat same stupid-ass Dogg whom thou didst never know,
So dat I may escape dis woe n' worse,

Thou wouldst conduct mah crazy ass there where thou hast holla'd,
That I may peep tha portal of Saint Peter,
And em thou makest so disconsolate."

Then he moved on, n' I behind his ass followed.

[mcclay]

This may be the funniest thing ever. Especially Ganstathulhu.

Because you are so kind I present to you: Da Dunwhich Horror  http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dagonbytes.com%2Fthelibrary%2Flovecraft%2Fthedunwichhorror.htm&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

I think the internet is crying tears of awesomeness.

H.P. Luddcraft studios presents Da colour Out of Space:
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dagonbytes.com%2Fthelibrary%2Flovecraft%2Fthecolouroutofspace.htm&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

I'm also doing Gizoogle My Immortal in the Happy thread.

[misko27]

Our Father which art up in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy is ghon be done up in earth, as it is up in heaven.
Give our asses dis dizzle our everyday bread.
And forgive our asses our debts, as our crazy-ass asses forgive our debtors.
And lead our asses not tha fuck into temptation,
but serve up us from evil: For thine is tha kingdom,
and tha power, n' tha glory, fo' ever.
Amen.[/c]

Also this.

Jizzy 3:16: For Dogg so luddd tha ghetto dat he gave his one n' only Son, dat whoever believes up in his ass shall not perish but have eternal life.

[Putnam]

That's hilariously sacrilegious :P

[Fenrir]

javascript:new function(){location="http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search="+encodeURIComponent(document.URL)}

Bookmark this link.

Didn’t work like I had hoped. Bookmark the above JavaScript.

[Geen]

Good sirs, thank you. I've been sick all day with this goddamn sore throat, I can't eat ice cream. But this just brightened my day with it's izzles and stuff. *applause*

[Reelya]

I Gizoogled a link and Tranzizzled the same link to test, and got 100% the same text each time, what's the difference?

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

Spoiler: new improved Lords Prayer, piping gizoogle in dialectizer(moron) (click to show/hide)

Da Lordz Prayeh Lyrics
(tradishunizzle)

 

Our Fadeh, which art up in heen,
Hallowebuhd be dy Name.
Dy Ghetto come.
Dy is ghon be done up in eard,
As it ait nudin but up in heen.
Gibe our asses dis dizzle our ebehyday bread.
And f'gibe our asses our trepasses, duuhhhh,
As our crazy-ass asses f'gibe em dat trepass against us. Uhhh....
And lead our asses not da fuck into temptashun,
But sehbe up our asses from ebil.
F' dine is da kiggdom,

Da powebuhr, n' da glory,

F' ebeh n' ebeh.

Amen.