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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 206999 times)

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #570 on: January 22, 2013, 09:40:22 pm »

Accept. Beat the crap out of whoever I'm fighting while singing 'We Are The Champions'.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #571 on: January 22, 2013, 10:15:26 pm »

Form my own group, called the Debater's Guild.
Recruit as many skilled debaters and pilots as possible to the group.
Launch a massive debate against all members of the Law Empire, and use their bodies to construct ships for the Debater's Guild.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #572 on: January 22, 2013, 10:34:38 pm »

Form my own group, called the Debater's Guild.
Recruit as many skilled debaters and pilots as possible to the group.
Launch a massive debate against all members of the Law Empire, and use their bodies to construct ships for the Debater's Guild.

Become member of Debater's Guild. If possible.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #573 on: January 22, 2013, 10:45:37 pm »

I don't get why I died I mean I was in a ship plus I even weren't on the planet. I mean yeah my ship would of been damaged but still.
A chunk of planet hit you.

That, was the single greatest roll of my career. Fuck.

STAB SOMETHING... SOMETHING IMPERIAL
(2 vs. 6) The Law Lord slices you into tiny pieces of pole. You are now a wooden splinter swarm!

Continue to try and start the Jewish Rights Movement.
(3) You do, it becomes a regular target for the KKJK (Klu Klux Jew Killers)

Where am i and Is there any Scum who want kill me

Here
You were cleansing the moon of Kowes, the one wwolin just blew up and (3) caused you to float around in space suffocating.

Accept. Beat the crap out of whoever I'm fighting while singing 'We Are The Champions'.
(5 vs. 4) The other guy begins to sing we will rock you, and is holding his own under your superior fighting skills you discover that are from your past self.

Form my own group, called the Debater's Guild.
Recruit as many skilled debaters and pilots as possible to the group.
Launch a massive debate against all members of the Law Empire, and use their bodies to construct ships for the Debater's Guild.

Done
(2) No one interesting joins.
(4 vs 3-1) You convince a few Lawtroopers.

Form my own group, called the Debater's Guild.
Recruit as many skilled debaters and pilots as possible to the group.
Launch a massive debate against all members of the Law Empire, and use their bodies to construct ships for the Debater's Guild.

Become member of Debater's Guild. If possible.
Sure thing. At least the final boss is dead.

Meanwhile (2) There appears to be a problem. The Universe GWG and zanzetkuken are in is about to be merged with the ROLL TO DODGE II universe. This anomaly is called the Railroading GM Scenario. Merger occurring in (1) turn!

Spoiler: Empire (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rebel Admiral (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Debater's Guild (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #574 on: January 22, 2013, 11:16:24 pm »

Start a movement similar to the Black Panthers, but with Jews instead of African-Americans and high-tech weapons borrowed from the Debater's Guild in place of rifles.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #575 on: January 22, 2013, 11:23:42 pm »

How i'm still alive then
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #576 on: January 23, 2013, 12:28:02 am »

Continue recruiting. Promise neat T-Shirts to all who join.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #577 on: January 23, 2013, 07:49:23 am »

How i'm still alive then
You are wearing a space suit without an air supply.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #578 on: January 23, 2013, 08:13:28 am »

Respawn, construct spaceship,
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #579 on: January 23, 2013, 12:11:37 pm »

>Travel to a random player who is not near any Law forces
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #580 on: January 23, 2013, 12:32:18 pm »

Complete beatdown to 'Another One Bites The Dust'.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #581 on: January 23, 2013, 04:01:10 pm »

How i'm still alive then
You are wearing a space suit without an air supply.

Okay Pray for Ship to find or project lazarus to make live again
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #582 on: January 23, 2013, 05:02:20 pm »

Try to stab him again.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #583 on: January 23, 2013, 05:39:37 pm »

(I am going on a trip so don't be surprised if I am not one here till Sunday)

Start a movement similar to the Black Panthers, but with Jews instead of African-Americans and high-tech weapons borrowed from the Debater's Guild in place of rifles.
(4) Movement started, now what?

Continue recruiting. Promise neat T-Shirts to all who join.
(6) Lots of people show up and join, but you have to start a Ponzi scheme to get money for T-shirts.

Respawn, construct spaceship,
(5) You construct a spaceship the size of a Law cruiser. YOur planet destroyer is still there, its just slightly damaged.

>Travel to a random player who is not near any Law forces
(4) You join (5) Xantalos

Complete beatdown to 'Another One Bites The Dust'.
(3 vs. 1) You do, but the other guy is just holding on while singing "staying Alive"

How i'm still alive then
You are wearing a space suit without an air supply.

Okay Pray for Ship to find or project lazarus to make live again
(1) You die. Respawn?

Try to stab him again.
(5 vs. 2) You manage to disable his life support system.

(4) Merger postponed one turn.

Spoiler: Empire (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rebel Admiral (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Debater's Guild (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #584 on: January 23, 2013, 05:41:52 pm »

Carry on battling that Law Lord
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