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I'm just here to see what the whole deal is about

Ahh, the good old times

[highmax28]

Huzzah!

By the way Apiks, Ever think of adding NAV to the hall of Necrothreat fame? I'm pretty sure he's survived the longest in either of the Necrothreat games.

Problem with that is that NAV is a woman in IronTomato's savegame while NAV in Th4DwArfY1's savegame is a woman. I have no idea how that works so I assumed he died somewhere inbetween. We actually have no idea how long NAV has lived.

So NAV was a woman all this time?

[TalonisWolf]

Huzzah!

By the way Apiks, Ever think of adding NAV to the hall of Necrothreat fame? I'm pretty sure he's survived the longest in either of the Necrothreat games.

And he did it in a true dwarfenly fashion- drinking while his buddies fought against the zombie horde,
in the midst of that conflict!

Ninja'd! But she/he/it still deserves it, for reasons above.

Wait, does that mean I have to redraw NAV?

[TD1]

No, Forumite women look the same as Forumite men. Obviously. What do YOUR women look like?

[TalonisWolf]

They make Ur look like a pink plushy teddy bear.

I refuse to elaborate without coercion.

[NAV]

I just downloaded IronTomato's save, it's definitely my NAV. Grand master brewer, adept marksdwarf, beardy tough male. The same one I named during my turn. It also says he's been there since spring 253, just over 6 years. 7 months longer than anyone else in the fort.

[highmax28]

I just downloaded IronTomato's save, it's definitely my NAV. Grand master brewer, adept marksdwarf, beardy tough male. The same one I named during my turn. It also says he's been there since spring 253, just over 6 years. 7 months longer than anyone else in the fort.

I think that deserves a spot in it alone...

[TalonisWolf]

I just downloaded IronTomato's save, it's definitely my NAV. Grand master brewer, adept marksdwarf, beardy tough male. The same one I named during my turn. It also says he's been there since spring 253, just over 6 years. 7 months longer than anyone else in the fort.

I think that deserves a spot in it alone...

Agreed.

[TD1]

I just downloaded IronTomato's save, it's definitely my NAV. Grand master brewer, adept marksdwarf, beardy tough male. The same one I named during my turn. It also says he's been there since spring 253, just over 6 years. 7 months longer than anyone else in the fort.

I think that deserves a spot in it alone...

Agreed.

Another agreement.

Also note worthy is the injury to his spine. Any mere Forumite would have been permanently crippled. Not NAV, oh no. He just went straight back to his still, making booze.

[NAV]

Seems like my sacrifices to the Random number Gods have been paying off.

Please also add me to the reserve overseer list.

[TalonisWolf]

So the reason behind NAV drinking on the battlefield is he's not just a git, but a spineless git!

Ba-dum Che

 

Edit:I mean dorf NAV, a friend thought I was being cruel so I clarified the situation.
 

[apiks]

Hahahah. I'd have to agree on all those accounts. Very well.

*DADUMM*

Ages pass, people die, and they rise as the enemy. From near extinction to the fullest glory of Necrothreat II he has lived. A sage revered by many. A drunken forumite that can best any 10 forumites in a drinking game. A warrior of fierce renown with his crossbow and a lover of booze-making. A fearless person who despite death being all around him, would still stop to have a drink even though he has not a spine remaining. They call him NAV, The Harbinger.

*DADUMM*

NAV has been initiated into the Hall of Necrothreat Fame for his achievements. Congratulations!

[highmax28]

Hahahah. I'd have to agree on all those accounts. Very well.

*DADUMM*

Ages pass, people die, and they rise as the enemy. From near extinction to the fullest glory of Necrothreat II he has lived. A sage revered by many. A drunken forumite that can best any 10 forumites in a drinking game. A warrior of fierce renown with his crossbow and a lover of booze-making. A fearless person who despite death being all around him, would still stop to have a drink. They call him NAV, The Harbinger.

*DADUMM*

NAV has been initiated into the Hall of Necrothreat Fame for his achievements. Congratulations!

Huzzah!

[TD1]

I vote we all follow the pinnacle of Forumite lore which is NAV and up date our sig with

Necrothreat II is recruiting overseers

[TalonisWolf]

 Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods! Now recruiting those without any qualms about dying! Not a limited time offer!

*We are not responsible for insanity, loss of limb, loss of self, reanimation, death, torture, or your afterlife. Any attempts to sue will be regarded as a joke, and fed to the Trolls.

[apiks]

While that's great and all, the reason I removed it from the title is because we no longer need to search for such people. I think we've got a stable base to last us 2 months the way things are going. So Th4DwArfY1, updates!