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[Urist Mc!!Science!!]

Dorf me please
Name:Urist "the Unseen"
Any job will do

[Chimpanzee]

Sandstone 6, 225
A new block stockpile and some booze were both in need, so I've ordered those.
The trees are getting yellow. Prepare for migrants soon!
I'm currently struggling with the construction of the pumps. It takes Ulborb a lot of time to haul all the pump components to the magma level.

Sandstone 8, 225
Turned out that, after four years of tattered clothing, we have no clothing industry!
Time to order:
Make cloth robe/R (Saint should have the option to hide her female-ness just like Anima does.)
Make cloth trousers/R
Male cloth socks/R (Everyone knows dwarves love sox.)
Now I just hope a clothier will appear and do the job.

Sandstone 16, 225

That bedridden dwarf has a mood! Strange, I have to say.
The dwarf has just woke up form her sleep and crawled down to the magma forge.
Good Terry, good. You've made an injured dwarf crawl all the way down to the magma forges with a broken hip. And hopefully become legendary at her profession.

Sandstone 22, 225
"Ahh, no migrants." Aslod heard a familiar voice cry from the corridor.
He couldn't remember whose voice was that, but it was very familiar.
Meanwhile, the moody disabled blacksmith was at the third cavern lair, making her way down.

Sandstone 23, 225

I guessed right. Probably something to do with metal furniture.
So many moods in my turn...

Sandstone 27, 225
*sad piano*

The dwarves don't care for their dehydrating fellows. What a shame! I've always thought of dwarves as extremely selfless creatures, so selfless that they travel miles to bring that single copper bar to the appropriate stockpile. Well, I'm sometimes proven wrong.

Timber 14, 225
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TWO sieges in my turn? I feel so (un)lucky!
This time goblins, with war jabberers, one giant cave swallow and the General! (who has a dwarven name actually)
Fortunately no lashers or marksgoblins.
At least, unlike voidspawn, the goblins should be much less tough and should be caught in our cage traps. But there're MORE of them.
Time to prepare the still-recovering military and set the civilian alert as "Lockdown". Good luck!

To be continued...

[Blade Master Model 42]

For death and glory MORE DEATH!

[Orange Wizard]

Carnage in 3... 2... 1...

[Lolfail0009]

Wow. W-- Wow... wow.
Please tell me Cor'Daz is here! I want to Tenebris-Lux Cannon the lot of them!

[StLeibowitz]

Look! Feed stock for our captive Spawn! Release him and let him have his way with these invaders, and we can capture them later for the arena.

[SanDiego]

*Checks casualty list*

I'm alive?  IMPOSSIBLE!

Murdermachines: where the utmost surprise is survival.

[Chimpanzee]

*Checks casualty list*

I'm alive?  IMPOSSIBLE!

Murdermachines: where the utmost surprise is survival.

I already have an update which I'll post later on, and you're right, Mr. SanDiego. The siege hasn't ended yet, and a fraction of a percent is the chance that the siege will end happily.

[The Mad Fool]

In Murdermachines, there are many professions that have a real risk of rusting.  Medical professions are really not among them.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Jesus. I died again? Well, at least it was in battle, instead of starvation or something.

[AnimaRytak]

Magnificent.

[Chimpanzee]

Timber 18, 225
Two goblin squads are currently heading towards the gate, unmounted. Let's just hope they'll get caught in our cage traps, and we will be able to leave the rest of the killing job for the military.

Oh no, it seems the goblins killed one suicidal marksdwarf! Time to pull the level back and leave the fort closed for a while.
Meanwhile, two goblins managed to enter the fort. One dwarven baby has bled to death.

Timber 24, 225
I've managed to finally get my hand on the ballistae.
Set for Prepare for Fire, I've managed to get in a siege operator, after a few fled in fear. The ballista arrow was fired at the trapline, which was full of goblins at the moment. Unforunately, the damage done was minimal.

Moonstone 1, 225
Oh, look at that!

Dozens of goblins, all of them in front of the gate! Time to get those ballistae occupied... and jabberers.
It also turned out that the furthest ballista is blocked by fortifications! Dig dig dig children!

Moonstone 9, 225
Now I understand what has happened.

Their squad leader! The goblins prefer to stay caged near their leader near their caged leader!
And now the dwarves refuse to load the ballistae because they constantly get interrupted. What a troublesome situation.
Time for some Ruthless Utility Mechanism, aka RUM! Cages are not enough. The spikes are not linked to anything yet. Dwarves run away just because they can see the goblins.
 
Let's build a huge tower and dump stones from there! Meanwhile, the fortress can function normally. The goblins are only outside.
Throwing stones at goblins, lol.

Moonstone 13, 225

Wow. That dwarf impressed me. Disabled, but still working despite her broken hip.
Now, let's see what's in the workshop:

This and bronze bars. That would be great for AnimaRytak's quarters, and in getting more of both dwarven and goblin migrants. Too bad the base materials are so cheap.

Moonstone 14, 225
What's this at the tower I'm currently trying to erect? My Aslod?
Aslod kept yelling nonsense like "I can't do it" and "Sorry, sorry, can't do it". Those goblins. They stink far too far. What's worse is that you can't nerf them. The stench isn't even in the raws!
Moonstone 15, 225
"Noooo"
"I can't do it, I just can't!"

Moonstone 22, 225
That plan didn't work either. Guess we have to resort to Extremely Long Flow, aka ELF! My idea goes along these lines:
1. Open the voidspawn arena access in order to make the goblins flow away from the cage traps. (I hope this step will work)
2. Close the clash bridge at the arena so that the goblins don't get in
3. Get a flow of dwarves to haul all those goblin cages inside before the flow of goblins comes back. The squad leader's cage is top priority. The others are entirely optional.
4. Kill the leader.
5. ? ? ?
6. Profit.

Look! Feed stock for our captive Spawn! Release him and let him have his way with these invaders, and we can capture them later for the arena.

Wait, 1 voidspawn vs. more than 50 goblins and jabberers. Won't the voidspawn just get killed? 

Moonstone 25, 225

Well, let's see it.

Worth 44400☼, that's actually one nice artifact. It depicts the foundation of Murdermachines and the death of Jasmuk Forestslowed the dingo. At least we can now make the military less unhappy with this.

[NRDL]

May I ask how my dorf is doing? 

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

In my turn, I'm going to make a cistern for pressurized !!FUN!!. Because this fortress is flooded with it.

[StLeibowitz]

Look! Feed stock for our captive Spawn! Release him and let him have his way with these invaders, and we can capture them later for the arena.

Wait, 1 voidspawn vs. more than 50 goblins and jabberers. Won't the voidspawn just get killed? 

Well, I was sort of counting on the ballistae weakening them first. Guess that's not going to happen.

But recall that it was a single Voidspawn thief that decimated our army earlier with naught but a bag. We have a captive soldier, right? He'd probably bite a few before they mobbed him to death.