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[GentlemanRaptor]

There is a considerable lack of insanity in this fort. It's just your average succession fort so far. Deathgate was far more than that. Deathgate was such a hive of madness and depravity that a demon who tried to take control was horrified by what he saw.

The dwarves of Deathgate built the TWO of greatest perpetual motion machines the world has ever seen, and they only used them to power a single millstone.

One of Deathgate's greatest enemies was a deer whose guts were hanging out of its torso.

Deathgate was finally brought down by a god of madness the dwarves themselves created.

C'mon, guys. Try harder.

THIS

*cackles* Oh, you'll see soon enough.

[kefkakrazy]

Oh, GOD. THAT'S what we're missing; we have no infernal contraption designed to yoke Terry himself to drive our millstone.

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

[peregarrett]

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs

[wlerin]

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

This.


And on that note, I would like to be added to the overseer list.

[thegoatgod_pan]

I got messaged that it is my turn. Honestly I must have been drunk when I signed up to do it, cause no recollection. Nevertheless let us see what we have. Downloading

[gunpowdertea]

Oh, GOD. THAT'S what we're missing; we have no infernal contraption designed to yoke Terry himself to drive our millstone.

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

No, we need the
*pauses*

DUCKATRON

Audience: *cheers*

[Lolfail0009]

Oh, GOD. THAT'S what we're missing; we have no infernal contraption designed to yoke Terry himself to drive our millstone.

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

No, we need the
*pauses*

DUCKATRON

Audience: *cheers*

We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.

[peregarrett]

No.
Duck Collider powered by BATTERY!

→                 ←
■══════d╬+╬d══════■
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.

But if someone come up with more reliable way to accelerate ducks - I'd be greatly appreciated.

[Chimpanzee]

I got messaged that it is my turn. Honestly I must have been drunk when I signed up to do it, cause no recollection. Nevertheless let us see what we have. Downloading

NO!

We need the

DRUNKATRON
Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Good luck on your turn

[Blade Master Model 42]

I got messaged that it is my turn. Honestly I must have been drunk when I signed up to do it, cause no recollection. Nevertheless let us see what we have. Downloading

This bodes well.

[Yuli Vlasi]

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs

Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This

BATTEREY.

inside of this

DUCKATRON

to make this

We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.

to power this

Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.

to kill everyone inside of this

Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.

[Lolfail0009]

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs

Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This

BATTEREY.

inside of this

DUCKATRON

to make this

We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.

to power this

Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.

to kill everyone inside of this

Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.

We have entered the event horizon. There is no turning back now.

[Krevsin]

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs

Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This

BATTEREY.

inside of this

DUCKATRON

to make this

We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.

to power this

Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.

to kill everyone inside of this

Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.

We have entered the event horizon. There is no turning back now.

FULL SPEED AHEAD, I SAY!

[Lolfail0009]

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs

Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This

BATTEREY.

inside of this

DUCKATRON

to make this

We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.

to power this

Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.

to kill everyone inside of this

Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.

We have entered the event horizon. There is no turning back now.

FULL SPEED AHEAD, I SAY!

Our battle cry will be...
"DEATH AND THE VOID!"

DEATH AND THE VOID!

[Just Some Guy]

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs

Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This

BATTEREY.

inside of this

DUCKATRON

to make this

We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.

to power this

Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.

to kill everyone inside of this

Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.

We have entered the event horizon. There is no turning back now.

FULL SPEED AHEAD, I SAY!

Our battle cry will be...
"DEATH AND THE VOID!"

DEATH AND THE VOID!

Sweet Armok, what have I done?