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[Elephant Parade]

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon? Oh well. I'll go see if I can find a deck of cards. You don't mind if they're covered in gundam pictures do you?

THAT WAS ONLY MY MILD SUGGESTION YOU DUEL EXPERT

* LordSlowpoke tosses a deck of cards in Furtuka's general direction. They are all spades.

WELL THEN! I PLACE SLOG IN DEFENSE MODE!

* Furtuka Slams a card down onto the table. All the spades become blorble.

* LordSlowpoke stares at the blorble.

MY GOD, IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

* LordSlowpoke draws a card and throws it on top of the blorble. The blorble is replaced with a hand puppet of Oric.

TAKE THAT!

* Elephant Parade flips over a card.

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

* All cards  are murdered by searchbots.

That's right, I just set up a trap WITHOUT EVEN BEING IN THE GAME.

[Dermonster]

Very well. As the weapon, I choose...


SUPRISE!

[Empiricist]

Sorry for the delay gentleman, here are your chips.
*Empiricist gives everyone at the table a predetermined quantity of Casino Chips of varying values with each person receiving the same quantity of chips of each value.

[LordSlowpoke]

staryu op pls nerf

SUPERSNOP BONANZA

* LordSlowpoke gently moisturizes the searchbots.

shh, shh

it's all good now

you can be murderbeasts without anyone judging you

because you killed everyone who judged you but i'm not judging

* LordSlowpoke puts numerous hats on their handpuppet of self

[Furtuka]

* Furtuka joins up with LordSlowpoke and begins building a ranch for the Searchbots

[Slayerhero90]

* Slayerhero90 sets the searchbots on fire and flees deep underground.

[flame99]

Very well. As the weapon, I choose...


SUPRISE!

I must know from whence this beautiful artifact came! The Lord Armok would surely covet such a treasure...

[Dermonster]

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Rebuild.

[LordSlowpoke]

* Slayerhero90 sets the searchbots on fire and flees deep underground.

this is the reason ciro went into the warrens, confirmed

oric was a dick and set her searchbot ranch on fire

anyway, i'd like to repurpose this gathering for the purposes of gambling if you'd allow me, empiricist already distributed the chips you see

or maybe a fine game of tacticus?

[Slayerhero90]

* Slayerhero90 emerges from the earth, riding on the back of a forgotten beast with poisonous vomit!

[freeformschooler]

[Furtuka]

* Furtuka bows before the might of FFS and clears the table

Soooo has anyone came up with any ideas on that giant eye thing we saw after the Oversoul incident?

[flame99]

Soooo has anyone came up with any ideas on that giant eye thing we saw after the Oversoul incident?

Besides that it's terrifying?
Hm...Maybe it's some form of surveillance? From what we've seen of his handiwork, though, it seems like Oric would use mechanical things. That looks considerably more organic, so...Angels?

[flabort]

Very well. As the weapon, I choose...


SUPRISE!

Before detonating a bomb (even one of that magnitude) over the planet on which I supposedly live, first you must question why I agreed to a duel where the weapon is surprise, and secondly why I challenged you over a phone. Third, whether or not I am on that planet at the moment. Fourth, what your butler is doing with your heart in his hand.

[flame99]

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Very well. As the weapon, I choose...


SUPRISE!

Before detonating a bomb (even one of that magnitude) over the planet on which I supposedly live, first you must question why I agreed to a duel where the weapon is surprise, and secondly why I challenged you over a phone. Third, whether or not I am on that planet at the moment. Fourth, what your butler is doing with your heart in his hand.

I have the vague feeling the GM would like the chain of conversation to end. Quickly.