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[freeformschooler]

147:Ciralangst

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   Ciro and Al were in the greens and there was nobody else there.  Maybe they were going to do it lol I dunno u have to keep reading!  Ok but then Crio was like “Omg Al this is like where I was dead but you made me back to live!” and then Ciro started thinking relly hard about like what ws really going on with her bc she can't remember like her life b4 she was in the warrens and a couple other things.  But Al was like “heh nice rack”.  Ok I can't hold it back any mor: They totally did it!  Omg can u beleve??
The end.

the bar starts high folks you're gonna have to work hard to beat this

also the deadline is sometime around the end of the month

[flabort]

9 5 5: Slog Wins

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Ecco?? Slog Shipping character 2 becomes new owner of warrens
((REALLY??! Arg.))


Slog blorbled. He oozed off of Ciro's head, taking a look at his suroundings. He saw a table, and on the table was food. Ciro didn't notice Slog gazing hungrily at the food. Ciro was too busy talking with Ecco.
The food looked tasty. Slog blorbed at the food, and climbed onto the table. Ciro fell though a trap door, and so did Al and Cherish and that other one. Slog was on the table, eating, and was alone with Ecco in the boss room now.

"Well, hungry guy, what should we do with you? You're illborn, with some major potential."
"Blorble?"
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Ecco walked through the door, Slog on his back. Slog was squirmy, and Ecco dropped him. Oric looked up from his paperwork and welcomed Ecco in. He flipped a lever to check Ecco for weapons, and then let Ecco closer. Slog didn't care.
Slog was looking at the mushrooms Ecco had dropped behind his back. Far too many for Ecco to eat himself. Slog helped himself.
Slog grew. Grew and Grew. Slog's head sprouted a crown, and his shell grew hard like crystal. His crown expanded into a Fancy Crown. He felt strong, and he gained 6 inventory slots. He also gained a new soulbound skill, Kafrizzle, and two class skills: AWESOME +6/+6 and MAG +3/+3.
Oric panicked. He used his pillar of light, but Crystal King Slog had too many HP. It hurt, though. Slog was in pain. Ecco got out of the way, and Slog cast his new spell. He blorbled as Oric spontaneously combusted, and was slain. He noticed Ciro in the room in a cage, and the others. Oric had defeated them, he had defeated Oric.
Slog noticed something else in the room. A bin of shining things. And one shining thing in particular, that was all that Slog was. He blorbled and picked up the shining thing. He felt memories return to him, and felt his temporary form become permanent.
Ecco panicked. He could not have Slog be ruler of the Warrens, it was supposed to be him. He fled, knowing that Slog was too strong. Slog was now the owner of the Warrens of Slog the Awsomer.

(367/1000 words)

[Andres]

[4] [4] [1]

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like dis if u cry evertim

[flabort]

like dis if u cry evertim

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[Toaster]

[7][7][4]

Oh boy.

Edit:  For choose your own theme, does it have to be one on the list?

[freeformschooler]

[7][7][4]

Oh boy.

Edit:  For choose your own theme, does it have to be one on the list?

no

[IronyOwl]

[7, Proxxy] + [10, freeformschooler] + [6, they buy a shop and compete with shopkeepers for control of the market]

All of my yes.

4, 4, 4 (reroll), 1 - how do you even...

Though this is utterly magnificent as well.

Spoiler: Eyes of Love, Eyes of Hate, An Original Novel By IronyOwl (click to show/hide)

"Oh freeformschooler," Proxxy said, carrying him to their new shop in her arms, "I'm so glad I finally met someone a lot LIKE Oric but not so evil."

"Crushed forever~" freeformschooler remarked to the dolls he was torturing to death.

"Alright, so let's set up the best shop ever! I'm gonna go get some electrical things to sell, while you take care of whatever you do best," Proxxy said, leaving.

"Frilly ribbons and dolls," freeformschooler reminded her as she left.

As Proxxy left she noticed a shopkeeper following her.

"Ha! Stupid shopkeeper!" she said to him. "Me and ffs are invincible together! Nothing can defeat true love! Soon we'll have all your money!"

The shopkeeper retreated to his dark spooky cabal to confer with the other shopkeepers. They all agreed that true love was their one weakness, and so long as ffs and Proxxy were together, they might take all of their money.

Later that day Proxxy was fixing up a searchbot so she could sell grim death to her customers, when a shopkeeper came up behind her.

"Ha! Stupid shopkeeper!" she said to him. "Me and- wait, what are you doing?" But it was no use, the shopkeeper's eyebrows were wiggling too fast and too furiously, and soon she couldn't resist and THEY DID YOU KNOW WHAT.

At the same time ffs was dressing a cute little doll in bright red ribbons so that he could sell endless despair to his customers, and also because he liked cute little dolls and bright red ribbons, when a shopkeeper came up behind him.

"Ha! Stupid shopkeeper!" he said to him. "Me and- wait, what are you doing?" But it was no use, the shopkeeper's eyebrows were wiggling too fast and too furiously, and soon he couldn't resist and THEY DID YOU KNOW WHAT.

So then Proxxy and ffs were too ashamed to talk to each other about it and the shopkeepers won.

...OR DID THEY?

to be continued if I get enough likes original characters do not steal

[Toaster]

Not my best work, but whatever!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wKoQs4XvAQ

[flabort]

Can we make multiple submissions?

[Elephant Parade]

[10][6][10]

LordSlowpoke/Oric/Dating Sim

I'm not sure what to do with this. I'll type something up, I guess.

Edit: If we get dating sim, do we run it in the thread with choices and stuff?

[flabort]

Second submission!

6 2 1

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Oric was tending to the Awesome Shack, coming up with a new idea for a deal; buy any 2, get the third half off. It seemed like a good idea.

He noticed a girl in some busty disguise walking past and waved her down. He showed her his newest product, an inventory slot transfer potion. He swore that there was even a chance for the potion to miscalculate and grant extra slots. The girl thought it was a good idea, and since she was away from the party and carrying all their money, she bought 5 of them, and some loot juice.

Oric thought this was awesome, since he very rarely got people to buy so much at once. He complimented the girl on her charm once they finished the buisness deal. He saw she was infatuated with him, and leaned in for the kiss... what he knew and she didn't, was that he was actually Al.

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Cherish thought this was the awesomest thing ever. She was just coming back from storage when she met Oric, who sold her (Her! Just her, no-one else!) some coool loot. She knew everyone in the party would be excited when she got back.

She was wearing this awesome disguise Ciro had looted from DL5, that made her look like someone older. And because of it, she had fooled Oric into lusting after her. She couldn't believe it, she was possitively swooning.

She leaned forward to return his kiss. But what she knew that he didn't, was that underneath the first disguise, there was a second, and she was actually Al, planning on playing a trick on Oric. As they both closed their eyes and got closer, she slipped off the first costume and then the second...

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'Oric' opened his eyes. That girl had totally kissed him. Only what he saw wasn't a girl at all, but his own grinning face. He opened his mouth in shock, but the other Al only moved back in to kiss again, surely intent on making the humiliation worse. Only he wasn't a bad kisser. It felt quite nice, his own tounge in his mouth.

When the other Al moved away, he coughed and unzipped his own disguise. The 'Girl Al' was surprised for a second, and opened his mouth. Al decided to return the favor and moved in for a third kiss.

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Al and Al both grinned at eachother from behind the counter. They had done it all, and kissed every inch of eachother's glorious bodies. They then started stuffing as much loot into their inventory from the shack as they could, knowing that at any time Spira or the real Oric could return.

But the person to walk into the room first wasn't either of them. It was the rest of the party. Who could now see that there were two Als all along, and there was no such person as Cherish. Goombess was most shocked, since it didn't appear to be an illborn with the copy element, but REALLY two Als. Only then Ciro took off her costume and was Al. And Slog was Al too. Finally Goombess had to admit that everyone was Al and took off her costume too.

[RanDomino]

Not my best work, but whatever!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wKoQs4XvAQ

That twist tho

Edit: If we get dating sim, do we run it in the thread with choices and stuff?

Make a Twine?

[IronyOwl]

Not my best work, but whatever!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wKoQs4XvAQ

1. You have a surprisingly good voice

2. I'm mildly offended that this wasn't the voice of a fiery preacher

Edit: If we get dating sim, do we run it in the thread with choices and stuff?

ffs you should give extra prizes for running actual warrens dating sims

[Cerol Lenslens]

So, I'm terrible at writing stuff, so I went and trolled fanfiction.biz for something cool to plagiarize be 'inspired' by.

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'We Can Rebuild Her. Stronger. Faster. Sexier.'

A The Warrens of Oric the Awesome Fanfic by Snugglepuss420


"Are you sure this is really such a good idea, boss? I mean, I'm just a mercenary and all, but objectively speaking, this seems like a really, really terrible plan," Goom-Bess pointed out.

"Shenanigan, Goom-Bess. It's a shenanigan," Ciro stressed. "By their very definition they're terrible plans. That's what makes them work. Now, how's Al doing back there?"

"He's still secured, but I'm running out of SP to renew Locking Glass," Riltia called back. "He's going to be really angry when he finally gets free, you know..."

"That's why we've got you parked next to the SP fountain," Ciro replied. "Don't worry, though. Cherish'd be thanking us for this, and Al'll see that once we get her resurrected. Besides, this could have been any of us. It's not my fault Cherish was the one to fall into that pit full of searchbots!"

Goom-Bess chimed in again. "Actually, boss, it kinda wa-"

"Anyway," Ciro interrupted, "this plan is genius, and you should all feel bad for not coming up with it first. Now, let's do this thing! Slog! My tools!"

Slog looked up from his bag of Cheet-Os.

"Holy Essence!"

Slog dutifully spit up Cherish's remains from his own inventory into Ciro's.

"Ring of Sexiness!"

Slog blorbled that item forth as well.

"Fusion Scroll!"

The third item was released into Ciro's custody.

"Now!" Ciro cackled gleefully and rubbed her hands together. "FUSION HA!"

With a bright flash of light, the essence and ring were combined, coalescing into an Essence of Wholesome Sexiness, which Ciro stuffed into her inventory next to Cherish's essenceless soul star.

"Phase one complete! Now for Phase two! To the Greens! Riltia, you stay here and keep Al locked down. This should only take a couple of days," Ciro directed as she hoisted Slog onto her shoulders.

"A couple of da-" began the put-upon Glass Guardian.

"Knew I could count on you! See you then!" came the reply from the corridor, as the rest of the party departed for the Greens.

--------------------------------------Some length of time later-------------------------------------

"Great to see you again!" proclaimed the sinister antagonist and five-time winner of the Space-time Magazine 'Hottest Overlord' award. "We still have unfinished business from last time! Now, you will kill Riltia, or I shall end all of your companions' existences here and now! HEAGHEAGHEAGHEAGH!"

Ciro buffed her nails, an unimpressed look on her face. "Yeah. Or we could do this. Sic 'im, Cherish!"

The next thing Oric heard was an ear-piercing "SQUEEEEEEE!" before the heart on his shipping grid suddenly, involuntarily grew three sizes as he was bowled over by an armful of young girl seemingly moving at relativistic velocities.

"Well, that's that. We win. All's well that ends well." Ciro turned away from the scene of carnage and snogging to find Al frozen in a lunging position, encased in glass with hands stretched for Ciro's throat.

Then everybody laughed until the freeze frame.

--------------------------------------Cherish's House: Night----------------------------------------

Cherish woke up, sitting up in bed.

"Awww! Just a dream! But Goom-Bess will be so jealous! I'll have to tell her all about it in the morning!" Cherish stretched and went back to sleep, turning over her pillow to hide the drool spot she'd created during her dream make-out session.

"I wonder, though..." she mumbled as she drifted off. "Maybe that'd actually work? I'll have to get Ciro on it... in the morning... Zzzzzzz..."

-------------------------------------Oric's Office: Night------------------------------------------

Oric woke up, scattering the pile of paperwork he'd made into an impromptu pillow as he jerked upright.

"Spira! Take dictation! Note to self: Get that stupid ring away from the Target by hook or by crook! The blasted thing's giving me nightmares."

Oric shuddered as he lay his head back down on a wad of papers, not even checking to see if Spira was even there to follow his command. "Guh. Really? The little girl? I feel filthy now. Honk-HEAGHEAGHEAGHEAGH... Honk-HEAGHEAGHEAGHEAGH..."

------------------------------------Slog's Throne Room: Night----------------------------------------

Slog woke up. He blorbled comfortingly to himself, then looked accusingly at the half-empty bag of Cheet-Os he hd been eating before he fell asleep.

After a couple of seconds of eye contact, the two made up, and Slog finished the bag before going back to dreamland, lulled to slumber by the palm-frond fans of his many loyal servants.

                                            -The End-

(Rolls: 2 (Cherish) 6 (Oric) 9 (All a dream)

I didn't really check their my word count, but there's a lot of double-spacing in there, so it looks longer than it really is.

[TherosPherae]

6,7,4 (reroll),5

Spoiler: 'Oric Retires' (click to show/hide)

Wun day Oric was sitting in his office loking at paperowkr and thot to himself 'naw man fuck this' and decided to reture. On his wae out of his office he ran into Proxxy who was all liek 'hey bos I work with Target nao' and oric was like 'i don't give a shit heres the keys you run the place nao' and proxxy was like 'wait wat' and then oric disapeared into magical soul charge dust and got eaten by Betweenford.

epilog
then proxy went to ciro and said 'aparently im in charge now' and ciro was liek 'ok well i guess i should kill you to get loot' and proxy said 'but what if i just give you loot' and ciro was liek 'ok' and proxy gave ciro the loot throne and then cain broke lose and killed them all

the end

I regret nothing