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[GreatWyrmGold]

Admire own fine sock.

6: You admire the Giant Cave Spider silk sock on your feet. You have a lot more of these, all hidden in the caverns below.

Oh, goody!

Grab a drink. Send some lazy worthless cheesemakers to the caverns to retrieve your socks. Tell them that whoever returns with the most socks gets a free pair of socks, with the second-placer getting a single free sock. Three socks in exchange for a lot more socks, plus clearing fortress rabble? Sounds good.

[Corai]

Search around for ANYONE who MAY know how to read. Surely there has to be another.

[hops]

Grab a drink.

5: You grabbed a drink. It happens to be a really good one. Your head is clear now.
 
Send some lazy worthless cheesemakers to the caverns to retrieve your socks. Tell them that whoever returns with the most socks gets a free pair of socks, with the second-placer getting a single free sock.

While you would like to see your precious socks, you stashed them there for a reason. It is said that a shadowy organisation of kobolds is attempting rebellion against the Overseer. Many things have gone missing. Including some nobles, but you're pretty sure that's the Overseer taking the opportunity to off them in secret.

Search around for ANYONE who MAY know how to read. Surely there has to be another.

6: Before you close your book, you noticed a single strand of beard. It is red. Your beard is black.

URISTBERG

[Gentlefish]

Find

URISTBERG

[Corai]

Find

URISTBERG

Secretly, so the Overseer doesn't notice us.

[hops]

Find

URISTBERG

Secretly, so the Overseer doesn't notice us.

Pfft. The Overseer is probably too occupied with other micromanagement to worry about a bookkeeper.

2: The Overseer briefly observed you going off to 'Conduct Meeting' with Uristberg, luckily, he doesn't think it is of much importance, and went back to farming mermaid bones.

You step into a giant glass ball and locked it, and rolled into the waterlock which opened and inserted you into the tubes of the fortress' transportation aqueducts system.

Five minutes of tumbling in a reinforced glass ball  carried by turbulent water, and you reached your destination. You recall the map of this sector, and headed off immediately to find Uristberg.

[Corai]

Pray to whatever gods we worship the Overseer doesn't notice the single dwarf off where it shouldn't be.

[hops]

Pray to whatever gods we worship the Overseer doesn't notice the single dwarf off where it shouldn't be.

6: You pray to your god Sethal the Mysterious Lie, patron god to thieves, con artists, and liars. In this little rebel mission you have to be glad that you happen to be an ex-thief.

Sethal happened to hear you, and incidentally he seemed to be totally fine about helping you on a quest that might probably save his ass as well. He granted you some luck.

The massive divine stare on you, however, is making you feel faint.

[hops]

Reviving this because I'm too lazy to update Wars of Failsword right now.

[ICBM pilot]

kill nobles to gain more trust

[hops]

kill nobles to gain more trust

You are a noble, and you happen to know most of them. Killing them wouldn't help much on your sanity.

[Xantalos]

Uh.
What were we doing again?

[Empiricist]

Act possessed and investigate the workshops, gathering evidence and random materials before stockpiling them. Continue doing so without indicating your true intent.

[rabidgam3r]

Uh.
What were we doing again?

We were assassinating maiming hunting TALKING TO

URISTBERG

[ICBM pilot]

find

URISTBERG