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Total Members Voted: 4

[Gamerlord]

I see three for bunny time and three for added grenade shenanigans. If no one objects in the next half hour we'll be going with those two.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Grenade only if opportunity? More bunny than grenade.

[Gamerlord]

Okay, this is going to be annoying, so I may just stick to one on one fights in the future. Also, I will be giving YOU guys a choice as to what level of difficulty you face in the final boss. Vote on a number between 1 and 8. The difficulties don't go up in line with the numbers, they are randomly scattered.

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It's jellybean time!
You leap through the vent with a (5) bloodcurdling shriek, diving towards the nearest man.
(2)
Your shocked target raises his gun, instinct driving his finger to tighten on the trigger, spewing leaden death towards you.
(4)
You evade almost every shot, but get winged by one on your (1) crotch, causing a horrific surge of pain. (-1 to ALL rolls until stated otherwise)
(5-1=4)
Despite the agony, you continue on your intended course, landing at his crotch and repaying the damage he did to yours. With interest.
(2)
The man screams and starts spinning around, stopping his friends from getting a clear shot at the black and white blur attached to his groin. After a short while he manages to get you off, sending you flying back through the air, straight into (6-1=5, oooh, lucky) a man's chest. You spin in middair and dash up his shirt, taking chunks out of him as you scale his body. (2) vs (6-1=5) When you reach his face, the man is not only missing pieces of his flesh, but also sports a dozen or so bullet wounds from his 'friends' trying to shoot you off of him. You rip out his throat in short order and attempt to leap to the next man.
(2)
Well shit. Now they're all on the other side of the room. Pointing guns at you. And OH MY GOD does that guy have a grenade?!

[Eotyrannus]

QUICK, DIG UNDERGROUND. You're a badger. Badgers DIG HOLES. That is what you do. So GO DIG A HOLE AND BURST OUT UNDERNEATH THEIR GROINS FOR GNASHING TIME.

[Xantalos]

QUICK, DIG UNDERGROUND. You're a badger. Badgers DIG HOLES. That is what you do. So GO DIG A HOLE AND BURST OUT UNDERNEATH THEIR GROINS FOR GNASHING TIME.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

QUICK, DIG UNDERGROUND. You're a badger. Badgers DIG HOLES. That is what you do. So GO DIG A HOLE AND BURST OUT UNDERNEATH THEIR GROINS FOR GNASHING TIME.

[ragnarok97071]

QUICK, DIG UNDERGROUND. You're a badger. Badgers DIG HOLES. That is what you do. So GO DIG A HOLE AND BURST OUT UNDERNEATH THEIR GROINS FOR GNASHING TIME.

THIS.

[Remuthra]

While you're at it, use the recovered biomass from your previous assault combined with your regenerative badger abilities to heal that wound.

[Xantalos]

While you're at it, use the recovered biomass from your previous assault combined with your regenerative badger abilities to heal that wound.

If we have sufficient reserves, clone ourselves via mitosis to create a second badger.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Lovely, we're going to be literally made out of recycled jellybean.

[Remuthra]

While you're at it, use the recovered biomass from your previous assault combined with your regenerative badger abilities to heal that wound.

If we have sufficient reserves, clone ourselves via mitosis to create a second badger.

Name him Corn Syrup Groundhog.

[Aseaheru]

I LIKE THESE IDEAS.

[ragnarok97071]

While you're at it, use the recovered biomass from your previous assault combined with your regenerative badger abilities to heal that wound.

If we have sufficient reserves, clone ourselves via mitosis to create a second badger.

Name him Corn Syrup Groundhog.

THIS. SO MUCH.

XDDD if this works I will laugh my ass off.

[Mr Space Cat]

While you're at it, use the recovered biomass from your previous assault combined with your regenerative badger abilities to heal that wound.

If we have sufficient reserves, clone ourselves via mitosis to create a second badger.

Name him Corn Syrup Groundhog.

I nominate we give Corn Syrup Groundhog drills for claws. Because awesome.

[Remuthra]

While you're at it, use the recovered biomass from your previous assault combined with your regenerative badger abilities to heal that wound.

If we have sufficient reserves, clone ourselves via mitosis to create a second badger.

Name him Corn Syrup Groundhog.

I nominate we give Corn Syrup Groundhog drills for claws. Because awesome.

Where would we get the drills? We'll just have to substitute guns for drills.