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[Xantalos]

Xantalos: haunt the anti-magic device, continually switching it off at random times. Troll the crap out of the device's maintainers.

*OFFICIAL STAMP OF APPROVAL*

[RAM]

Sane GM

WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!

[Remuthra]

Update 16 of Restart

Me: Un-eat the Doctor, apologize.

Conflicting rolls have been detected. I am engaging the roll-off.

Xantalos: haunt the anti-magic device, continually switching it off at random times. Troll the crap out of the device's maintainers.

Spoiler: Roll (click to show/hide)

538+20 approval-13 metagaming+7 appropriateness/4+1 eldritch bonus=139

You approach the device when suddenly the Railroad Conductor appears! He goes insane at your prescence and starts destroying North Universan defenses, giving you a chance to flick switches! There is now a 25% chance that magic effects will work!

GWP: re-eat the doctor.

Conflicting rolls have been detected. I am engaging the roll-off.
ROLL OFF!

A dragon and a grizzly bear appear in a wrestling cage in front of a crowd of cheering forumers. How do you wish to proceed?

Spoiler: Ye Olde Canon Arsenale (click to show/hide)

>The Railroad Conductor has gone insane and is attempting to destroy the errant plot


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The ExtraUniversals are mad at Kim Jong Hui, and have destroyed 17 death star guns.


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>Xantalos is an eldrich abomination that has tails made of every material in Dwarf Fortress
>He is randomly flicking a set of four switches, giving magic a 25% success rate


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>Kim Jong-Hui is the leader of North Korea, in the future, at the point where the machine is at.
>In his time, he controls the universe.
>He has killed off all the techpriests (the Order members) and replaced them.
>A planet has been glassed in response to his revolution against himself, which is now on a shaky truce.
>The PEOPLE'S HIGH-VELOCITY PATRIOTISM DISPENSER is an important device for the control of the universe.
>He is the god of flossing between toes.
>His father was king of flossing between the ears.
>Has a gun that shoots death stars that shoots guns that shoot death stars.
>There is a 20 parsec wall of death stars that is screwing up space travel.
>All mustache twirling is banned.
>Left leg taped to right arm and right leg taped to left arm.
>Protesters suppressed: praise heightened, outside opinion lowered
>Extra-Universals invading!


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>There is an Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) that had fused the Great Wyrms, Gold and Pyrite into a two headed dragon.  Gold and Pyrite are completely unable to affect the other due to extensive powers used in the fusion.
>Gold and Pyrite are affecting the thought processes of the other due to a consciousness link that has slightly ebbed their rivalry, since they have taken a liking to the other's abilities, and the powers of both are amplified due to the fusion.
>There is an Order in the future (North Korea controls the Universe, there) that manipulated the events of the past in order to bring you to this universe to fight the Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) and die.  You have killed their council that they sent back in time to send you to fight the Abomination.
>You are in the near future, where humanity is a space-faring civilization that worships you, and by extension, Pyrite.
>There exists a device in the far future that is preventing the use of magic in the present besides your ability to fly and breath attack.  This limits you to only using mundane things until the device is destroyed.  The device cannot be reached by waiting for it to be constructed, because it is powered by the ending of the universe.  It carries over the effects of Pyrite's barrier, which means that there are no respawns until it is destroyed.  It is powered through the use of time portals, and the effect is sent through a time portal to the present.  The method of creating the portals is technological.  The portal is one-way, in your direction.  It affects a time period of + or - 1000 years of your current position at all times.
>The Great Wyrms tried to shut down the device via a quantum bogosort, using the first quantum computer.  When they attempted this, they ultimately failed, destroying the computer and the team who built it, setting back quantum computing by 3 years.
>Your worship thread was taken down and some forumites have been silenced for some reason.


GM RULES:
1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn.
2) Stick to canon of the game, placing this at the bottom of update posts, updating the canon as it changes in the turn.
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot.  The wait is bypassed if the GM posts that they are leaving.
4) At the end of your post, roll to see who the next GM is.
5) Conflicting actions will be resolved by cage match.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Grizzly: GO FOR THE THROAT!

[kj1225]

GWG:  Fight dirty as well as use our chance to magic to our advantage!

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Grizzly: IGNORE PAIN! GO FULL RABID ON HIS DRAGON ASS!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Great Wyrm Gold-Silver-Pyrite: Attack with your breath attacks (If I recall correctly, it was stated that Gold used fire, and Pyrite used electricity (It was between updates 5 and 10, if I recall correctly).  Silver hasn't had something stated yet, though.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Grizzly: INVOKE THE HONEY BADGER AND DO THIS.

KJH: Declare war on your insolent stomach because indigestion!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Btw, I think it was just a gold dragon, not the gold dragon, (in a sense).

[mastahcheese]

I just looked at the forum statistics, we all know how GWG is the top poster, but he only needs to start 56 more threads to be the number one topic starter.
Great Wyrm Gold is currently number two.
Who is number one right now?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Toady One himself

[Remuthra]

FIGHT!
AS SOON AS THE BELL RINGS OUT, GRIZZLY GOES IN HARD! HE TAKES THAT DRAGON,AND HE PUNCHES HIM INTO THE CAGE! LOOK OUT THOUGH, DRAGON RETALIATES WITH A WITHERING INFERNO OF SHINIES! GRIZZLY ISN'T HAVING ANY MORE OF THIS, HE'S GOING IN FOR THE KILL! AND THERE GOES DRAGON, CLOSING ON THE THROAT WITH A DEADLY TAIL-CLAW SPIN COMBO! IT'S So cLOSe i'M LOsiNG MY VoICE!

WATCH OUT NOW, THE SMOKE CLEARS, THE DUST SETTLES, AND THE WINNER IS...

Spoiler: Roll (click to show/hide)

720 v 321

GRIZZLY, BY A LANDSLIDE! GWGSP, HOWEVER, FAILS TO EAT THE DOCTOR BECAUSE IT CAN NOT REACH IT!

THE NEXT GM IS...

XANTALOS!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Silver hasn't had something stated yet, though.

They typically breath cold.

[kj1225]

REMUTHRA YOU JUST CAUSED A TIME PARADOX! Fix it!

[Lenglon]

Silver hasn't had something stated yet, though.

They typically breath cold.

your list is incomplete GWG, it's a cone of cold and a cone of paralyzing gas. paralyzes for 1d6 rounds + 1 round per age category.

also, while we're on the subject, you're wrong about gold's strength drain gas. hitting 0 str is lethal, and no, gold dragon's gas is NOT super-selective. discretion is advised in using the thing.

[kj1225]

Someone get the Rocky music! GWGPS:  Begin training sequence in which we become powerful enough to defeat the bear. Then go massacre all the bears in revenge.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

GWGPS:  Begin training sequence in which we become powerful enough to defeat the bear. Then go massacre all the bears in revenge.

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