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[LordSlowpoke]

ffffffffffffffffuck the old game yo

* LordSlowpoke puts a banging donk on it.

BATTLE OF CARCASS HILL
ASPARAGUS: 1 CERULEAN: 1 JONQUIL: 1

>Random Soldier: Call in air strike on necromancer.

AUTOASSIGN: TEAM ASPARAGUS

Now assigning weaponry . . . Complete!

[5] Crouching behind a cover of sandbags, you take your radio broadcaster/receiver off your back and patch through to Central Command. [4] "Roger that. Air support is on the way. Command out."

>Random Soldier: Call in air strike on necromancer.

>Other Random Soldier Call in airstrike on first Random Soldier.

AUTOASSIGN: TEAM JONQUIL

Now assigning weaponry . . . Complete!

[2] You point your flashlight in the general direction of the HQ and turn it on and off a few times. That should work.

>Random Soldier: Call in air strike on necromancer.

>Other Random Soldier Call in airstrike on first Random Soldier.

>Third Random Soldier: Call in spacestrike on second Random Soldier.

AUTOASSIGN: TEAM CERULEAN

Now assigning weaponry . . . Complete!

[6] Hooking up your radio set to the main power grid, you broadcast "COULD SOMEONE JUST ALPHA STRIKE THIS FUCKASS ALREADY" on frequencies unknown as it finally notices it's not designed to work this way and explodes. [4] There's just some radio shrapnel in your face, and you might have breathed in some electrical smoke, but you're fine for the most part.

Support has arrived!

[1] The bombers decide they are a perfect target for bombing! Not only do they end up destroying themselves, they take down the runways in a glorious show of aircraft shenanigans!

[5] A force receives the signal and deciphers it with utmost haste. [5] A giant rod is fired...

[2][1][4]
BATTLE OF CARCASS HILL CONCLUDED: DRAW: HILL DESTROYED.

Your clones will be deployed in 3 turns on a new battlefield due to sudden destruction of hosting cloner.
Prepare selves as follows:

Spoiler: Preparations (click to show/hide)

Name: Relevant. Number will be used if name not provided.
Class: Apply desired. No promises made.
Equipment: See "Class".
Team: Select Cerulean, Asparagus or Jonquil. In case of no interest in either, it'll be dropped or turned into a NPC force. Possibly both.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

i'm doing it again
not minimalist though
doubt i can top my own ramblings
faintly remember that one game about cloners and battles and shenanigans so i'm making it happen from memory

[Elephant Parade]

Spoiler: Old Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Elephant Parade
Class: Elephant Rider
Equipment: Elephant, Bow
Team: Cerulean

Edit: I just had an idea.

Name: Elephant Parade
Class: Elephant Necromancer
Equipment: Skeletal Elephant, Elephant Bones, Necrominon
Team: Evil

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Name: Hipster Dragon
Class: Questing Hipster
Equipment: Cell phone, Awesome Cap, Cool Shade, Modified Buisness Suit, Satchel that dispenses what is needed, Shotgun (10 shells), Spray paint, Flute, Glock .22 (no ammo), First Aid Kit
Team: Irony

[Tomcost]

Hell, I'm in:

Name: Tomcost
Class: Infiltrator
Equipment: silenced SMG (with spare ammo), cloaking device, flashbang grenades.
Team: Asparagus

[GreatWyrmGold]

Name: Great Wyrm Gold
Class: DM
Equipment: DMG, Adventure Notes, Pencil Box
Team: Jonquil

[Remuthra]

Name: Hatlord Bridger
Class: Eldritch Headwear Retailer
Equipment: Xantalos' Baseball Cap, Nightcapnomicon
Team: Capitalism

[Tomcost]

Change my team for capitalism, we will kill so much people that Malthus would be proud of us.

[Remuthra]

Kill foes in the name of Lord Murdoch!

[Elephant Parade]

Take out my bag of elephant bones and merge them into an unholy skeletal monstrosity.

[Tomcost]

Murdoch? Nah, Malthus had a noble goal in letting people die.

(You mean the Murdoch who owns Fox news and that, right?)

[Remuthra]

Murdoch? Nah, Malthus had a noble goal in letting people die.

(You mean the Murdoch who owns Fox news and that, right?)

Yes. We have to worship as gods anyone with a high enough net worth. In return, we are blessed with the ability to win at the stock market.

Shuffle in close to Zanzetkuken and offer to sell him some high quality goods.

[mastahcheese]

*Gets out popcorn*

[Elephant Parade]

*Gets out popcorn*

It is my solemn duty to provide illustrations for random things.





Yeah, you just kind of poke the popcorn maker and get a bucket of popcorn. I'm not sure how that works.

[mastahcheese]

Yeah, you just kind of poke the popcorn maker and get a bucket of popcorn. I'm not sure how that works.

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS

[Elephant Parade]

Yeah, you just kind of poke the popcorn maker and get a bucket of popcorn. I'm not sure how that works.

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS

If only. That would be so cool.