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[Remuthra]

REMUTHRA YOU JUST CAUSED A TIME PARADOX! Fix it!

(3) Sorry, I sold my Playstation.

[mastahcheese]

REMUTHRA YOU JUST CAUSED A TIME PARADOX! Fix it!

Sorry, I sold my Playstation.

I'm putting this in my sig-page.

[kj1225]

Lucky for you I happen to have one! Now fix it!

[Remuthra]

(4) Yay, I won Metal Gear! What were we talking about again?

[kj1225]

You caused a time paradox and I want you to fix it!

[Remuthra]

(5) Oh, right. What was the time paradox?

[kj1225]

GWGPS WAS BEATEN UP BY A BEAR! AND NOW HE HAS RABIES! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO RABID DRAGONS!? THEY DIE!

[Remuthra]

(2) Magic.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I never said it was GWGSP.

[kj1225]

I nominate myself to take the place of random dragon! Because we always need the character to be someone we know.

[Remuthra]

(3) Uhh, okay. You are the dragon. You are heavily injured. You have a burning hatred of your bear foe. What will you do?

[kj1225]

I Thesaurus Dragonsis swear revenge on my mortal Nemesis the bear! And then I go to the nearest hospital to heal up. Failing that I pray to GWGPS for healing. Then begin training sequence set to 'Eye of the Tiger'.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

The bear: Use the finest technology bearkind can command to train for the rematch! Inject self with Bear Growth Hormone! Show up at the dragon's dojo and slay everyone when the dragon's out moving logs, including his pitifully weak sensei! Faceplant in a pile of cocaine on my desk, and prank-call the dragon relentlessly! Talk about how his sensei moaned like a whore when I ravaged him again, and again, and again.!

[RAM]

K.J.H.: Produce a catchy theme-song that folk can't get out of their heads, extolling your many virtues and how generally great you are.

[kj1225]

Update 17 of Restart

I Thesaurus Dragonsis swear revenge on my mortal Nemesis the bear! And then I go to the nearest hospital to heal up. Failing that I pray to GWGPS for healing. Then begin training sequence set to 'Eye of the Tiger'.

Roll=66
You barley get to the Hospital before bleeding out. The training sequence is fairly good. The mood is dampened when you find your sensei near death in your dojo. As he gives you a final warning to stay away from fighting when not needed he dies. On the bright side you learn that the bear died of a drug overdose. You still vow to genocide all the bears related to T. Bear.

The bear: Use the finest technology bearkind can command to train for the rematch! Inject self with Bear Growth Hormone! Show up at the dragon's dojo and slay everyone when the dragon's out moving logs, including his pitifully weak sensei! Faceplant in a pile of cocaine on my desk, and prank-call the dragon relentlessly! Talk about how his sensei moaned like a whore when I ravaged him again, and again, and again.!

Roll=62
You upgrade your eye to laser vision . You get some average steroids and become stronger. You slay everyone except the master who you leave bear-ly breathing. You faceplant into the cocaine and swiftly die of an overdose. Idiot.

K.J.H.: Produce a catchy theme-song that folk can't get out of their heads, extolling your many virtues and how generally great you are.

Roll=20
You make a bad parody of Gangam style that nobody believes.

Spoiler: Ye Olde Canon Arsenale (click to show/hide)

>The Railroad Conductor has gone insane and is attempting to destroy the errant plot


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The ExtraUniversals are mad at Kim Jong Hui, and have destroyed 17 death star guns.


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>Xantalos is an eldrich abomination that has tails made of every material in Dwarf Fortress
>He is randomly flicking a set of four switches, giving magic a 25% success rate


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>Kim Jong-Hui is the leader of North Korea, in the future, at the point where the machine is at.
>In his time, he controls the universe.
>He has killed off all the techpriests (the Order members) and replaced them.
>A planet has been glassed in response to his revolution against himself, which is now on a shaky truce.
>The PEOPLE'S HIGH-VELOCITY PATRIOTISM DISPENSER is an important device for the control of the universe.
>He is the god of flossing between toes.
>His father was king of flossing between the ears.
>Has a gun that shoots death stars that shoots guns that shoot death stars.
>There is a 20 parsec wall of death stars that is screwing up space travel.
>All mustache twirling is banned.
>Left leg taped to right arm and right leg taped to left arm.
>Protesters suppressed: praise heightened, outside opinion lowered
>Extra-Universals invading!
>Made a bad Gangam style parody.

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>There is an Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) that had fused the Great Wyrms, Gold and Pyrite into a two headed dragon.  Gold and Pyrite are completely unable to affect the other due to extensive powers used in the fusion.
>Gold and Pyrite are affecting the thought processes of the other due to a consciousness link that has slightly ebbed their rivalry, since they have taken a liking to the other's abilities, and the powers of both are amplified due to the fusion.
>There is an Order in the future (North Korea controls the Universe, there) that manipulated the events of the past in order to bring you to this universe to fight the Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) and die.  You have killed their council that they sent back in time to send you to fight the Abomination.
>You are in the near future, where humanity is a space-faring civilization that worships you, and by extension, Pyrite.
>There exists a device in the far future that is preventing the use of magic in the present besides your ability to fly and breath attack.  This limits you to only using mundane things until the device is destroyed.  The device cannot be reached by waiting for it to be constructed, because it is powered by the ending of the universe.  It carries over the effects of Pyrite's barrier, which means that there are no respawns until it is destroyed.  It is powered through the use of time portals, and the effect is sent through a time portal to the present.  The method of creating the portals is technological.  The portal is one-way, in your direction.  It affects a time period of + or - 1000 years of your current position at all times.
>The Great Wyrms tried to shut down the device via a quantum bogosort, using the first quantum computer.  When they attempted this, they ultimately failed, destroying the computer and the team who built it, setting back quantum computing by 3 years.
>Your worship thread was taken down and some forumites have been silenced for some reason.

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T. Dragonsis
Sensei is dead
Has sworn revenge on all of the Bear clan
Nemesis T. Bear is dead by way of drug overdose.

GM RULES:
1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn.
2) Stick to canon of the game, placing this at the bottom of update posts, updating the canon as it changes in the turn.
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot.  The wait is bypassed if the GM posts that they are leaving.
4) At the end of your post, roll to see who the next GM is.
5) Conflicting actions will be resolved by cage match.
6) Remuthra must return kj1225's PlayStation before the end of the console war.

GREAT WYRM GOLD IS GM NEXT!

[Remuthra]

4/100 is the difference between mixed victory and death?