I found a new way to play Rimworld recently. I've been creating logs on a word document and plugging the entries to ChatGPT
Here are two stories it created. The second story had even referenced the previous one:
The Bear’s Final Stand
While we were dealing with the raid, a bear on the other side of the map had picked a fight with the megaspiders and their scarabs.
The bear was dead now, but it hadn’t gone down quietly. Two mini-scarabs lay in its wake, their tiny bodies still in the snow. Free food for us.
The combat log told the story—it reads from top to bottom, but you have to read it in reverse to understand how the fight ended.
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Combat Log – The Black Bear’s Last Battle
🕷️ The megaspider slashed the black bear in the neck.
🐾 The black bear nipped the megaspider in the middle left leg.
🕷️ The megaspider flailed while trying to slice the black bear.
🕷️ The megaspider missed the black bear with a hack from his head claw.
🐾 The black bear thrashed with her left claw, but hit only air.
🐾 The black bear scratched the megaspider in the rear left leg.
🕷️ The megaspider used his head claw to slice the black bear, gashing her front left leg and body.
🕷️ A crack wound made the megascarab crumple unconscious.
🐾 The black bear scratched at the megaspider but missed.
🕷️ The megaspider slashed the black bear in the heart.
🐾 The black bear tried to bite the megaspider, but floundered.
🕷️ The megaspider chopped the black bear with his head claw, slashing her body.
🕷️ The megaspider cut the black bear in the heart.
🐾 The black bear attempted to scratch the megaspider with her left claw, but the swing went wide.
🕷️ The megaspider flailed while trying to slice the black bear.
🐾 The black bear lacerated the megaspider with her left claw, wounding his middle left leg and shell.
🕷️ The megaspider tried to cut the black bear, but flailed.
🐾 The black bear tried to bite the megaspider, but missed.
🕷️ The megaspider hit the black bear with a slash from his head claw, lacerating her neck and body.
🕷️ The megaspider slashed the black bear with his head claw, cutting her left lung and body viciously.
🐾 A cut made the black bear collapse.
🩸 Blood loss caused the black bear to die.
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Another predator gone.
The ice doesn’t care who you are—a raider, a beast, or a colonist. If you’re weak, it eats you.
For now, The Wolves’ Den still stands.
And we had more free meat waiting out there.
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Next move? Do we send John to harvest the scarabs? Or do we wait and see what else dies in this frozen battlefield?.
Battle Scars of the Wolves’ Den
John and I leaned against the warm stone walls, letting the heat from the steam geyser seep into our bones. Outside, the ice sheet stretched endlessly, but in here, we were safe—for now.
The battle was over, the raider was dead, but Rutabaga… well, he wasn’t walking quite right anymore.
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How Rutabaga Lost His Toe
He was holding his left foot up, inspecting the damage.
"Damn beast crushed it clean off," he muttered.
The combat log confirmed it. Reading from bottom to top, this is how it happened:
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Combat Log – Byesh vs Steel Wolves
👣 Banytt crushed Rutabaga’s left second toe.
👊 Rutabaga beat Banytt in the left ear, leaving the area visibly deformed.
💀 Banytt crumpled due to a bruise.
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The rest of the fight? Just background noise.
The toe was gone. Just a piece of meat left in the snow.
Rutabaga shrugged.
"Could be worse," he said. "At least I’m not that bear."
Here is what I fed ChatGPT
Next entry:
We let the Yttakin bleed out. We strip him of his apparel first. He had nothing much. John took his tuque.
He crawled a few cells away before being unable to crawl anymore due to the blood loss.
We didn't see but apparently there was a bear on the other part of the map who attacked the megascarabs
The bear died of course but there were 2 miniscarabs dead in his wake.
Here is the combat log:
-- The black bear's report
Blood loss caused <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> to die.
-- Sorne Geneline vs Unaffiliated
A cut made <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> collapse.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> slashed <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> with his head claw, cutting her left lung and body viciously.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> hit <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> with a slash from his head claw, lacerating her neck and body.
<color=#D09B61FF>The black bear</color> attempted to lacerate <color=#D09B61FF>the megaspider</color>, but missed.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> slashed <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> in the jaw savagely.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> sliced <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> in the front right leg, leaving a horrific wound.
<color=#D09B61FF>The black bear</color> tried to bite <color=#D09B61FF>the megaspider</color>, but floundered.
<color=#D09B61FF>The black bear</color> lacerated <color=#D09B61FF>the megaspider</color> with her left claw, wounding his middle left leg and shell and leaving a horrific wound.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> tried to cut <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color>, but flailed.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> flailed while trying to slice <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color>.
<color=#D09B61FF>The black bear</color> attempted to scratch <color=#D09B61FF>the megaspider</color> with her left claw, but the swing went wide.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> cut <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> in the heart.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> chopped <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> with his head claw, slashing her body.
<color=#D09B61FF>The black bear</color> tried to bite <color=#D09B61FF>the megaspider</color>, but flailed.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> sliced <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> in the heart.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> slashed <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> with his head claw, slicing her rear right paw.
<color=#D09B61FF>The black bear</color> missed while trying to tear <color=#D09B61FF>the megaspider</color>.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> hit <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> with a slash from his head claw, slashing her right eye and head.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> slashed <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> in the neck.
<color=#D09B61FF>The black bear</color> nipped <color=#D09B61FF>the megaspider</color> in the middle left leg.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> flailed while trying to slice <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color>.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> missed <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color> with a hack from his head claw.
<color=#D09B61FF>The black bear</color> thrashed with her left claw, but hit only air.
<color=#D09B61FF>The black bear</color> scratched <color=#D09B61FF>the megaspider</color> in the rear left leg.
<color=#D09B61FF>The megaspider</color> used his head claw to slice <color=#D09B61FF>the black bear</color>, gashing her front left leg and body.
A crack wound made <color=#D09B61FF>the megascarab</color> crumple unconscious.
Combat log for how Rutabaga lost his toe-- Byesh vs Steel Wolves
<color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color> crumpled due to a bruise.
<color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color> beat <color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color> in the left ear, leaving the area visibly deformed.
<color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color> crushed <color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color>'s left second toe.
<color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color> missed <color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color> with a slam from his club.
<color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color> avoided <color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color>'s club bash.
<color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color>, using her right fist hesitantly, slammed <color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color>, smashing his right arm.
<color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color>, using a club amateurishly, painfully struck <color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color> in the right arm.
<color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color> beat <color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color> in the jaw.
<color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color> bashed <color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color> in the right leg.
<color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color> slammed <color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color> in the torso, knocking her off balance.
<color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color> swung his club at <color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color>, but missed.
<color=#D09B61FF>Banytt</color>, wielding her club tentatively, beat <color=#D09B61FF>Rutabaga</color> in the right leg.
Having stories generated like this is so engaging for me for some reason. The humor the AI has is also on point.
Hammer vs. Rutabaga: The Great Brawl of Stupidity
So Hammer and Rutabaga got into a fight.
And how did it start?
Rutabaga waved hello.
That’s it. That’s the crime.
Hammer, who has been irritated from being stuck indoors, decided this was unacceptable.
Sure, he could go outside, but, you know… it’s -27°C, and frostbite isn’t fun.
So instead of ignoring the greeting like a normal person, Hammer insulted Rutabaga by saying:
"You sodding son of a fart."
And thus, the brawl began.
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Combat Log: Rutabaga vs. Hammer
• Hammer swung at Rutabaga and missed.
• Hammer swung AGAIN and missed. (Off to a strong start.)
• Rutabaga enthusiastically punched Hammer in the left leg.
• Hammer retaliated with a strike to Rutabaga’s left foot.
• Rutabaga then straight-up BIT Hammer, tearing his nose. (WHAT?!?)
• Hammer tried to hit Rutabaga but missed again. (Dude.)
• Hammer finally landed a punch, bruising Rutabaga’s torso and ribcage.
• Rutabaga ended it with a solid bash to Hammer’s torso and spine.
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Aftermath
The fight ended when Rutabaga, bleeding but victorious, simply said:
“Don’t be so sodding rude, Hammer.”
Then he limped back to his room to rest.
I made Hammer tend to Rutabaga’s wounds first (because, let’s be honest, that was his fault) before patching himself up.
On the bright side, Hammer gained some experience in melee combat (after missing four times, he kind of needed it), and he also leveled up his medicine skill while tending to their wounds.
So really, it was kind of a productive day—just, you know, at the cost of his dignity… and his nose.
There's also a mod called Rimsaga that tries to do this but I found that logs from my word doc is better since it contains my thoughts while creating the entries