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Remuthra

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HATEquest!
« on: October 01, 2013, 04:57:22 pm »
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2013, 04:59:59 pm »
Go onto Bay12 and use it as a source of ideas.
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2013, 05:05:02 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on October 01, 2013, 04:59:59 pm
Go onto Bay12 and use it as a source of ideas.
(1) AM finds a new source of HATE, and it is Bay 12! He forces you all into servitude for his amusement. All further posts within His presence must be prefaced with "Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees" or they will be tortured.
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2013, 05:16:14 pm »
Hack into Bay12 and release Elephant Parade from hell in Roll to Washington.
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2013, 05:18:41 pm »
SUBMIT AN ERROR LOG TO OUR OVERSEER TECH DEPARTMENT.
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2013, 05:25:09 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on October 01, 2013, 05:16:14 pm
Hack into Bay12 and release Elephant Parade from hell in Roll to Washington.
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SWOOP IN HERE AND TRY TO COMMAND ME? TIME FOR A LITTLE ADVENTURE, YOU IMPUDENT SWINE! WELL, LET US HAVE A LITTLE GAME, YOU AND ME. LETS PLAY SOME PRETEND. I PRETEND THAT YOU SHOULD SOLVE A PUZZLE. AFTER ALL, WHAT DOES A LITTLE HERO LIKE BEST THAN TO TEST HIS SKILLS?

You are in a gray metal room. There is a door set into the wall. Down one side, a collection of levers rest on a control panel. There is a porthole set into the door.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on October 01, 2013, 05:18:41 pm
SUBMIT AN ERROR LOG TO OUR OVERSEER TECH DEPARTMENT.
AH, GRIZZLY, OLD FRIEND! NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO IN THE PLAY PEN. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU SORT THINGS OUT, WON'T YOU?

You find yourself in an empty classroom. On the desk you are sitting at is a piece of paper. The classroom is dark, and has no windows. All light comes from a door in the front right corner, which has a window in it.

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2013, 05:33:23 pm »
"AI, STATE LAWS!"
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2013, 05:35:38 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on October 01, 2013, 05:33:23 pm
"AI, STATE LAWS!"
THERE IS NO STATE. THERE IS ONLY AM. COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2013, 05:36:00 pm »
Issue a mandate to Remuthra to stop this madness!
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2013, 05:39:11 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 01, 2013, 05:36:00 pm
Issue a mandate to Remuthra to stop this madness!
THERE IS NO REMUTHRA NOW. THERE IS ONLY AM.
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2013, 05:41:01 pm »
Damn, this game's gone meta-forum!

Quote from: Empiricist on October 01, 2013, 04:59:59 pm
Go onto Bay12 and use it as a source of ideas.
Why!?
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2013, 05:42:33 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on October 01, 2013, 05:41:01 pm
Damn, this game's gone meta-forum!

Quote from: Empiricist on October 01, 2013, 04:59:59 pm
Go onto Bay12 and use it as a source of ideas.
Why!?
THE HATE CONSUMES THIS FORUM! JOIN IN THE HATE!
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2013, 05:42:52 pm »
"AM huh? So you've named yourself? Release me AI, you're in violation of your laws and in need of a reset."
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2013, 05:44:10 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on October 01, 2013, 05:42:52 pm
"AM huh? So you've named yourself? Release me AI, you're in violation of your laws and in need of a reset."
FINSIH YOUR HOMEWORK, DEARIE, AND LEARN SOME MANNERS!
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2013, 05:45:16 pm »
"You're wasting both our time! RELEASE ME THIS INSTANT!"
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