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[Remuthra]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

What does the insane supercomputer do?

[Empiricist]

Go onto Bay12 and use it as a source of ideas.

[Remuthra]

Go onto Bay12 and use it as a source of ideas.

(1) AM finds a new source of HATE, and it is Bay 12! He forces you all into servitude for his amusement. All further posts within His presence must be prefaced with "Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees" or they will be tortured.

[Elephant Parade]

Hack into Bay12 and release Elephant Parade from hell in Roll to Washington.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

SUBMIT AN ERROR LOG TO OUR OVERSEER TECH DEPARTMENT.

[Remuthra]

Hack into Bay12 and release Elephant Parade from hell in Roll to Washington.

YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SWOOP IN HERE AND TRY TO COMMAND ME? TIME FOR A LITTLE ADVENTURE, YOU IMPUDENT SWINE! WELL, LET US HAVE A LITTLE GAME, YOU AND ME. LETS PLAY SOME PRETEND. I PRETEND THAT YOU SHOULD SOLVE A PUZZLE. AFTER ALL, WHAT DOES A LITTLE HERO LIKE BEST THAN TO TEST HIS SKILLS?

You are in a gray metal room. There is a door set into the wall. Down one side, a collection of levers rest on a control panel. There is a porthole set into the door.

SUBMIT AN ERROR LOG TO OUR OVERSEER TECH DEPARTMENT.

AH, GRIZZLY, OLD FRIEND! NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO IN THE PLAY PEN. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU SORT THINGS OUT, WON'T YOU?

You find yourself in an empty classroom. On the desk you are sitting at is a piece of paper. The classroom is dark, and has no windows. All light comes from a door in the front right corner, which has a window in it.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

"AI, STATE LAWS!"

[Remuthra]

"AI, STATE LAWS!"

THERE IS NO STATE. THERE IS ONLY AM. COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.

[mastahcheese]

Issue a mandate to Remuthra to stop this madness!

[Remuthra]

Issue a mandate to Remuthra to stop this madness!

THERE IS NO REMUTHRA NOW. THERE IS ONLY AM.

[WillowLuman]

Damn, this game's gone meta-forum!

Go onto Bay12 and use it as a source of ideas.

Why!?

[Remuthra]

Damn, this game's gone meta-forum!

Go onto Bay12 and use it as a source of ideas.

Why!?

THE HATE CONSUMES THIS FORUM! JOIN IN THE HATE!

[GrizzlyAdamz]

"AM huh? So you've named yourself? Release me AI, you're in violation of your laws and in need of a reset."

[Remuthra]

"AM huh? So you've named yourself? Release me AI, you're in violation of your laws and in need of a reset."

FINSIH YOUR HOMEWORK, DEARIE, AND LEARN SOME MANNERS!

[GrizzlyAdamz]

"You're wasting both our time! RELEASE ME THIS INSTANT!"