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[mastahcheese]

Well. What if you hit someone with a table?

Since you don't have super strength, you likely wouldn't be able to pick it up and swing it.
Otherwise, it also would fall between a fist and a gun. It's a pretty bad damage system when you're using non-firearms.
Because that's not what it was made for.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Katherine Anayo
"I try to have a nice drink, alone, away from Artemis and Zechariah and Haextov and Danielle and all the others, and then I get met with this? Ugh! Little help here please?"
Shoot Greenstar. Ask for alliance with the others at my table.

[Remalle]

(Second round me.)

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Flip the table and fire at scapheap!

[scapheap]

Take a slip of my drink before shooting execute

[dewboy]

Jump behind counter, If people try to take cover here, shoot first person to take cover here. If a second person tries to take cover here, hit them over the head with a bottle of whiskey. Anyone else gets stabbed with the now (hopefully) broken end of the bottle.

"THIS IS MY SPOT!"

[Yourmaster]

In second round

[Chink]

"DAMNIT!"

Shoot TCM and run for the exit.

[mastahcheese]

Oh, hey, that's everyone.
Also, wow, that's a lot of people for round two.

I'll make the turn in a while, still have some other stuff to do.

[mastahcheese]

-hit post by mistake, still working-

[flabort]

-hit post by mistake, still working-

I've seen this a few times in a few games. Sorry if this starts another derail, I hope it doesn't, but if you're writing your updates in the post screen, you're somewhat likely to accidentally hit back and delete it accidentally or something.
Anything longer than two or three paragraphs should be in notepad; or google docs if you're going to repeat the basic form multiple times.
You probably already know that, but just saying.

[mastahcheese]

TCM aims his gun at chink, and pulls the trigger (1) He looks in horror as he hears his gun make a subtle "click", and turns to run out the door before chink takes his revenge with a shot to the chest!
Scaps levels a bottle to his mouth, and a bullet to Dumbo's arm (4) before seeing his last drink turn red with his own blood from a shot to the mouth!
Artemis laments the lack of respect around here, and blasts that noisy son of a goat in the arm (4).
Dumbo watches as he takes a bullet to the arm from scaps, and decides to get even. (6) He levels his gun down scaps' alcoholism, and sends him to AA, permanently.
That person kicks the table over as he watches the two men to his right and left takes shots to the head and arm, respectively. He's starting to regret coming here for a drink.
Chink sees TCM walk in and aim a gun at him, he draws. TCM's gun jams, (5) He runs to the door, and plants one in TCM's heart, that'll show him for not following waitlisting rules!
Green accuses Krath of cheating, and whips out his gun! (3) His gun goes off before he gets it above the table, but it still nails him in the leg! Green then miraculously avoids getting blown to pieces, and suffers only a shot in the arm, somehow from across the room!
Gold is sick of green's s***! He aims (2) and somehow misses at point blank range!
Krath tries to move out of green's way, but is hit in the leg as he stands up! (2) He tries to return fire, but only hits a bottle on the counter!
Dewy and the stupid guy both hop the bar once they see shots being fired! They duck down with the bartender, and dewy decides that he doesn't want that stupid guy there anymore, so (4) he shoots him in the arm! What a dick!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

5 shot unload on person, then jump over the table and grab the gun from the guy I killed.

[Greenstarfanatic]

"Fuck! That was my wanking arm!"

Shoot Artemis!

[Person]

Use scapheap's dead body as a human shield, and shoot dumbo. Also take  their gun if I get a chance.

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