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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1863395 times)

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The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022
« on: February 15, 2014, 02:35:10 am »


A young girl stands in her room.  Today is the 1st of Granite, her birthday! 
She has just turned 12 years old and is now officially considered an adult citizen of the Dwarven Mountainhomes.

What was her name, again?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2014, 02:56:04 am »
Hooray, new paint dwarf adventure thread! Nice picture, really.

Mistêm "Wheeldream" Kolnåzom, that' her name.
Admire engravings and that golden figuine... and what's there behing the cabinet?
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
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I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2014, 05:03:17 am »
Quote from: peregarrett on February 15, 2014, 02:56:04 am
Hooray, new paint dwarf adventure thread! Nice picture, really.

Mistêm "Wheeldream" Kolnåzom, that' her name.
Admire engravings and that golden figuine... and what's there behing the cabinet?
+1 and Grow an beard, like all the true dwarf ladys :P
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2014, 05:32:10 am »
Quote from: Evilsx on February 15, 2014, 05:03:17 am
+1 and Grow an beard, like all the true dwarf ladys :P
No, no, she's cute without it.
But, having a fake beard would be useful to disguise herself as a male dwarf. Yes, we need a fake beard.
And go throw a party at the main dining hall, that's how the birthday is supposed to go!
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Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2014, 05:17:55 pm »
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Your name is Mistêm "Wheeldream" Kolnåzom, though everyone just calls you MISTY. 

As mentioned before, today is your birthday!  Though you'd very much like to go down to the main dining hall and throw a party to celebrate your ascension into full adulthood, you currently cannot. 




You've been burrowed to your room.


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2014, 05:55:45 pm »
>Examine Room
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2014, 06:53:02 pm »
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This is your room. 


A luxurious six square meters of floor space.  You have your very own finely-made wooden +cabinet+, a well-made rock block -bed-, and an absolutely beautiful superior-quality rock block +chest+. 


You also have a door, but it's Forbidden at the moment.

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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2014, 07:59:26 pm »
Open beautiful superior-quality rock block +chest+ and grab hands examine the items within
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2014, 08:59:44 pm »
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It's just an empty low-quality backpack.  You nicked it from the stockpiles when no one was looking, though you don't own very many things to carry in it.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2014, 09:05:45 pm »
>Equip backpack.

>Anaunce wish to participate in the cheesemaker corps to curent overseer to get out of your room.
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2014, 09:32:05 pm »
>Be the Holistic Detective
>Train miscellaneous item weapon skill
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2014, 10:55:35 pm »
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You remove the backpack.

You bang it against your rock block chest a few times.  You're not sure, but you think you've become slightly better at bumping one object against another.  You quit fooling around and put it on.


It looks nice on you!  Of course, if you ever join the Royal Cheesemaker Corps, you'll get your own standard-issue Masterwork Cheesemaker Corps Backpack.  Everyone knows that the Royal Cheesemaker Corps are the best cheesemakers in all the land!  You hope to one day join their ranks.



Ah, cheesemaking! It's such a noble profession! Turning otherwise useless milk into magnificent, golden, melt-on-your-tongue cheese is the most glorious and dwarvenly trade known to dwarf-kind!  Some day, you tell yourself, you'll be the greatest cheesemaker in all the land, churning out masterwork cheeses for the fortresses and mountainhomes to eat, consumed with only the finest foods and drinks.  No doubt the Queen herself will commission you to be her permanent Royal Cheesemaker, producing those magnificent wheels at her leisure.  No fortress can ever have enough legendary cheesemakers, you always say!

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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2014, 12:08:00 am »
>Examine fine wall engravings
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2014, 12:42:11 am »
>examine figurine
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EDIT: Keas restricted to tropical forests where they belong.  Those evil, EVIL, foul little things.
 
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Edit: The baby murderer became a friend of the fortress, which started a loyalty cascade, and now most of the squad is dead.

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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2014, 03:33:45 am »
>Remember what's the reason of you being locked in your room.
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