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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[AfellowDwarf]

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.

[Boltgun]

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.

Cautiousness?

Be shocked by the sight and ask loudly what kind of monster would use sick people to pave a road. They need medical attention, do we have a doctor?

[mate888]

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.

Cautiousness?

Be shocked by the sight and ask loudly what kind of monster would use sick people to pave a road. They need medical attention, do we have a doctor?

Well, a normal person would not do that, but Misty is not a person, she's a dwarf.
+1

[Ultimuh]

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.

Cautiousness?

Be shocked by the sight and ask loudly what kind of monster would use sick people to pave a road. They need medical attention, do we have a doctor?

Well, a normal person would not do that, but Misty is not a person, she's a dwarf.
+1

Are you saying Dwarves are not people?
Comrades, I have found an elf!

[BadLemonsXI]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.

Cautiousness?

Be shocked by the sight and ask loudly what kind of monster would use sick people to pave a road. They need medical attention, do we have a doctor?

Well, a normal person would not do that, but Misty is not a person, she's a dwarf.
+1

Are you saying Dwarves are not people?
Comrades, I have found an elf!

*Lemons prepares the magma lever*

[Alev]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.

Cautiousness?

Be shocked by the sight and ask loudly what kind of monster would use sick people to pave a road. They need medical attention, do we have a doctor?

Well, a normal person would not do that, but Misty is not a person, she's a dwarf.
+1

Are you saying Dwarves are not people?
Comrades, I have found an elf!

*Lemons prepares the magma leaver*

Does that move you away from magma?

[BadLemonsXI]

Does that move you away from magma?

Fixed the spelling I think.

[Alev]

Does that move you away from magma?

Fixed the spelling I think.

is gud nao.


And fock yuo autocorrect

[Romegypt]

PTW

Also, amazing artwork bro

[evictedSaint]

You decide to shut up and let Rimtar make the decisions.

Okay, Rimtar says.  Here's the situation. 

We've got a couple of undead up ahead buildin' some kinda nefarious road.  Now, obviously they're up to no good, being undead and all, so there's no telling what sorts of evil that road is.  It could be so that crazy Necromancer up in his tower can march his undead armies all over the place!  It could be a trap!  It could even be an evil road, with some sort of crazy necro-killing powers!

Obviously we have to get through, an' I doubt very much that those filthy maggot heads are just gonna let us waltz on by.  So here's what's gonna happen.  I'm gonna go over there an' put those unholy hell critters back in the ground, an' once I've rekilled'em all single handedly we'll continue on to Shielddawn.

You almost speak up and offer up some alternatives.  You could just go around the undead.  You could use Plumpy as bait.  You could even check to see if they're not zombies, but actually a multicultural road construction crew that'd been in a terrible accident.

You almost mention all of this, but hold your tongue.  Rimtar's the leader, and obviously he knows best.  He's the one with the hammer, after all.

Rimtar hefts his mighty smithing hammer and boldly strolls on up to the zombie construction crew.  The rest of the migrant party watches on with bated breath, equal parts apprehensive and excited.

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[AfellowDwarf]

Grab the head and run. The guy should get a proper burial.

[Cellmonk]

Grab the head and run. The guy should get a proper burial.

+1...

[IndigoFenix]

Right, we certainly don't want the necromancer to revive the head...

...

Leave the head.  Sneak around the zombies and escape.

[Ultimuh]

Leave the head.  Sneak around the zombies and escape.

+1

[Meph]

Send the redshirt kid ahead to distract them, then walk around. Get spotted by kobold zombie, who has sneaking skills and knows how to spot people. Take him with you to replace that kid. He is much cuter and more useful.