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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[evictedSaint]

Say, do we know what the name of Misty's civilization is, and the name of the group that runs shielddawn?

I haven't come up with names for the Mountainhomes or the group name, actually. 

There's the Northern Mountainhome (the one that Misty is from and spawned Shielddawn.  Emblem is three halos)
The Western Mountainhome (borders the ocean, close to human territory.  Emblem is a crown with three points)
And the Eastern Mountainhome (in the jungles to the east, isolated and very savage landscape.  Emblem is an anvil with three flames).

If you guys want to suggest some potential names, I'll pick ones that sound good and make them canon.

So I've made some fan art...Sort of, in a sense. I can't draw for my life, but if a picture is worth a thousand words, than a thousand words is worth a picture...


Shielddawn Overseer cancels construct minecart shotgun: interrupted by migrant wave.
> Check descriptions for new migrants.

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If people would like, I'll do the other dwarves, though I'll have to do even more guesswork about dates than I did for Misty.

1)  This is amazing, and pretty damn spot-on for however little information I've given.
2)  The tentative timeline I've given before was long, long, looong before I'd hammered out any real plot.  The timeline (non-spoilery) goes thusly:

Years Prior  Year   Notable Event
      0         357    Misty Arrives at Shielddawn.
     -1         356    Darkerdaffodil's wife becomes pregnant with their first child.
     -7         350    Legendary Demi-God Hero Zon Lokumarak dies and is entombed at Shielddawn.
     -12       345    Misty is born.  War ends the same year and Zon retires to Shielddawn.
     -15       342    Reg is born.  The Queen migrates to Sheilddawn the same year.
     -20       337    Shielddawn is founded.   Mosus Bothonnazom is declared a Duke the same year.
     -30       327    Tipping point of the Elf-Dwarf war in favor of the Dwarves.
     -36       321    Darkerdaffodil is born.
     -55       312    Zon is born. 
     -78       279    War begins to tipping in favor of the Elves.
     -107      250    War declared between Elves and Dwarves.
     -112      245    Gruzzluss Holt becomes Captain of the Mountainhome Guard.
     -120      237    Mosus is born.
     -165      192    Gruzzluss is born.

[Dwarfy]

Years Prior  Year   Notable Event
      0         357    Misty Arrives at Shielddawn.
     -1         356    Darkerdaffodil's wife becomes pregnant with their first child.
     -7         350    Legendary Demi-God Hero Zon Lokumarak dies and is entombed at Shielddawn.
     -12       345    Misty is born.  War ends the same year and Zon retires to Shielddawn.
     -15       342    Reg is born.  The Queen migrates to Sheilddawn the same year.
     -20       337    Shielddawn is founded.   Mosus Bothonnazom is declared a Duke the same year.
     -30       327    Tipping point of the Elf-Dwarf war in favor of the Dwarves.
     -36       321    Darkerdaffodil is born.
     -55       312    Zon is born. 
     -78       279    War begins to tipping in favor of the Elves.
     -107      250    War declared between Elves and Dwarves.
     -112      245    Gruzzluss Holt becomes Captain of the Mountainhome Guard.
     -120      237    Mosus is born.
     -165      192    Gruzzluss is born.

     -1         356    Darkerdaffodil's wife becomes pregnant with their first child.

Darkerdaffodil's wife becomes pregnant with their first child.

Darkerdaffodil's wife becomes pregnant with their first child.


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[Witty]

Dirty elves got what was coming to em...

[evictedSaint]

Your name is Reg Pashmad and boy, do you have a headache.

next

[BadLemonsXI]

Aw shit. cliff hanger's much. _{love'n it!}

[Earwig]

It's okay,  so many characters died that Holt and Reg should be immune to death for a while!  R-right?   

[TALLPANZER]

Me might want to get the mood screen for Reg before she bites it.

...Like Misty will bite into those murderers, when she makes them into cheese!

[Evaris]

Soooo my opinions revised:

1.  Misty is traumatized.  Foul mood in which she makes either a bone two handed sword or bone throne is optional.  If/Whichever is made, it is covered in carvings of Darkerdaffodil and images regarding vengeance, and possibly encrusted with diamonds, obsidian, and steel spikes.  -just- to piss off the fort more for using rare materials on a bone mood item.
2.  Fort sees her highest skills are in cheesemaking and misc object user, the former being useless they toss her in a militia, possibly leading a new squad made up of mostly other migrants.
3.  Misty uses off time to plot revenge alongside plumpy.
4.  Reg is now a nightcreature but won't know it for a good while.  Gets up and looks around.


Just my opinions / thoughts.

[red_kangaroo]

4.  Reg is now a nightcreature but won't know it for a good while.  Gets up and looks around.

+1

It's the scratch on her arm. Some werebeast bit her.


Let's vote what kind of werebeast bit her!

Poll, poll, poll!

[Dwarf4Explosives]

4.  Reg is now a nightcreature but won't know it for a good while.  Gets up and looks around.

+1

It's the scratch on her arm. Some werebeast bit her.


Let's vote what kind of werebeast bit her!

Poll, poll, poll!

Wait, weres can be almost anything, right?

Reg is now a Werechicken.

Seriously though, let's change her into a Weremonitor or similar. Kobolds look like humanoid lizards, right?

[Chimerat]

There's the Northern Mountainhome (the one that Misty is from and spawned Shielddawn.  Emblem is three halos)
The Western Mountainhome (borders the ocean, close to human territory.  Emblem is a crown with three points)
And the Eastern Mountainhome (in the jungles to the east, isolated and very savage landscape.  Emblem is an anvil with three flames).

Symbols which really love the number three... Holy crud they're Cutie Marks!

Seriously though, let's change her into a Weremonitor or similar. Kobolds look like humanoid lizards, right?

Some people have them like furry lizard-like things?


Also... I'm ignoring the wife line. Maybe it'll go away?

[red_kangaroo]

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4.  Reg is now a nightcreature but won't know it for a good while.  Gets up and looks around.

+1

It's the scratch on her arm. Some werebeast bit her.


Let's vote what kind of werebeast bit her!

Poll, poll, poll!

Wait, weres can be almost anything, right?

Reg is now a Werechicken.

Seriously though, let's change her into a Weremonitor or similar. Kobolds look like humanoid lizards, right?

Werebeasts can only be mammals or reptiles, so no werechicken. But that koboldish were-monitor-lizard would be... interesting.

Still, I'd vote for wereopossum.

[Culise]

Whoo, boy.  That's not going to be good for her sense of well-being.  Poor Misty...

4.  Reg is now a nightcreature but won't know it for a good while.  Gets up and looks around.

(Ninja) Weremammoth.  We don't ask how a weremammoth got into those tunnels, just as we don't ask how it can be a ninja.  It simply is.

[IronTomato]

Take off our helmet and prepare to wield it as a weapon

Also, I forgot to say this before, but that part where Plumpie asked the elf to fix him was absolutely precious.

[Wolfkit]

Using our new ninja were mammoth skills, karate chop anything and everything.