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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115370 times)

CABL

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1845 on: July 26, 2017, 02:19:10 am »
Catch bubonic plague and intentionally spread it in some country with a really poor healthcare.

Verbose wording.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1846 on: July 28, 2017, 06:46:04 pm »
Quote from: CrocAndBearLover on July 26, 2017, 02:19:10 am
Catch bubonic plague and intentionally spread it in some country with a really poor healthcare.

Verbose wording.

Accquireth thou yonder bubonic plague, and whenceforth intentionally distribute thy newfound pestilence with great deliberation upon a county or fiefdom wherein doctoral care art lacking in both reliability and presence.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1847 on: July 29, 2017, 12:10:06 am »
Use it for the pressure of someone's oxygen tank.

A fragment of a toenail.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1848 on: July 29, 2017, 12:12:30 am »
Put it in their hair.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1849 on: July 29, 2017, 09:39:48 am »
Pretend to have awful grammar to irritate poindexters.

A thought.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1850 on: July 29, 2017, 01:50:48 pm »
Put it into action.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1851 on: July 29, 2017, 01:53:50 pm »
Fictional Fundamentalism.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1852 on: July 29, 2017, 01:55:55 pm »
Show someone a magic trick, Joker style.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1853 on: July 29, 2017, 02:00:45 pm »
Put Arsene in it. (Or arsenic, if you want poison.)

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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1854 on: July 29, 2017, 03:33:44 pm »
Stick 'em with the pointy end.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1855 on: July 29, 2017, 10:53:49 pm »
Smother someone in/with the cushions.

A morbid mentality.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1856 on: July 30, 2017, 12:03:07 am »
Properly approached, becomes a clear and undeniable logical conclusion, once certain precepts are removed from further consideration.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1857 on: July 30, 2017, 01:02:17 am »
Use on dog soldiers

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1858 on: July 30, 2017, 01:04:52 am »
Used to tug an electrode into contact with victim's exposed flesh, in a tireless, repetitious pattern.

Bubble gum
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1859 on: July 30, 2017, 01:06:15 am »
Chew, then put in socks.

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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
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