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[Eschar]

Create a catsplosion.

A pair of glasses.

Replace your eyes with the lenses, and kick someone off a cliff while they are immobilized by the resultant disgust.

The Cuckoo's Egg (the book itself, not the atrun program that the book is named after.)

[TalonisWolf]

Any book can be used as a bludgeon weapon, to varying results.

A hitchhikers guide describing a mostly harmless planet.

[Mathel]

Describe Earth as mostly harmless. Then watch as extraterrestrial tourists flock to it and get killed by peolple that think that all extraterrestrials are hostile.

A plastic dish.

[SOLDIER First]

Throw it really, really hard like a frisbee.

Air.

[Gwolfski]

overpressurise it to crush the victim

A dead victim

[SOLDIER First]

Heavy object, drop on head.

A living victim.

[CABL]

Step 1. Brainwash the victim.
Step 2. Give it an explosive device.
Step 3. Give it an order to suicide bomb a crowd.
Step 4.
Step 5. PROFIT!

Batman & Robin (that movie with bat-nipples).

[SOLDIER First]

The scene where footage of Robin coming up for air in Ivy's lair is rewound in order to make him go back underwater but used on their birth instead.

The bat-nipples from Batman & Robin.

[CABL]

Bat-nipples are probably retractable/have pneumatic mechanism to launch it at the enemies. In any case, they can blind the enemy.

Terrible translation.

[AzyWng]

Irritate the fuck out of someone by doing one of their favorite work of fiction in a different language.

Alternatively, mess up foreign diplomacy by doing one of one or more important documents, like trade agreements or peace treaties.

(By "doing one" I mean "Doing a bad translation".)

A broken pager.

[Mathel]

Broken with overwhelming force? Stab them with it.
Nonfunctional? Give it to someone, who wants to call the ambulance.

A whistle.

[Ultimuh]

Place at least a hundred megaphones in front of it. Like this.
(Might not exactly work as such in real life, but you get the gist of it.)

A single teardrop.

[Dunamisdeos]

Drop it into some aluminum chloride.

A teddy bear.

[AzyWng]

Use it as ammo for the Junk Jet.

An incomplete college admissions essay.

[Imic]

Awaken Space-Cthulhu from its depths.

Sigged.