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[mastahcheese]

Disarm the madman trying to stab me and kick him the testicles.

Spoiler: Cromwell - Blue team (click to show/hide)

Heck yeah!

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Description: A tall lanky man with thick glasses
Reason for signing up: Decided that jumping off a spaceship into a black hole was too boring a suicide.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck: 21
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Points: 0

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Uh, guys?  Shouldn't all this be in OOC?))

((This isn't ER.))


((I've seen people mentioning arm cannons. Do we have those already?))

[Kriellya]

(( Yeah, I'm undecided as to where OCC should be for this thread. I figure since the posts are running essentially as fast as the players post actions, OCC nonsense should stay at a minimum. It seems that it's usually when 2 days go between posts that the OCC in the main threads really gets out of hand. And if it does, hey, we have an entire sub-forum. We can make a new OCC thread! ))

((but to me the best plan configuration didn't involve setting up a 3 on 1. It involved setting up a 1 v 1 v 2, where the two 1's went at each other from the word go, allowing the 2 to attack at will. Either way, no need to trust the 1's and let them stab you with a knife. You're planning to betray one of them anyway

This is kinda exactly what my original plan was, you just didn't follow through, and I decided "eh, what the hell" and went with it. :\

(( Sorry, NAV had already posted at the time (and I thought it had been significantly longer than it had been since that PM, due to some clock related nonsense on my systems) and rather than hold things up, I decided to just post an action ))

[GreatWyrmGold]

(( Yeah, I'm undecided as to where OCC should be for this thread.))

((The OOC for this thread tends to be pretty closely-related to the game itself, so unless there's a specific OOC thread for it...
Or unless it wanders too much.))

[piecewise]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

Go help Cromwell. Kick Piecewise in the head repeatedly.

Convince Navarro to not help Cromwell. Kick Cromwell in the knife and/or gut repeatedly.

(( I don't know why. I blame Paris XD ))

Spoiler: Kriellya Niabs (click to show/hide)

Description: A short, 29 year old woman. Has pale skin and medium length sea-green hair, tied back in a ponytail. Otherwise looks like she belongs in a library, not a deathmatch.
Reason for signing up: Was looking at bankruptcy and eternal ruin, or come die for the people's entertainment.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:3
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:10
Luck:1
Will:2
Perception: 5

Inventory: Mystery cannon (1 point)

Spoiler: Piecewise Young - BLU team - 1 point (click to show/hide)

Name:Piecewise Young
Description: Looks like this.
Reason for joining: Wishes he could spend all his time working on his internet games, rather than being used as a slave on planet-7.  Since this show promised whatever he wanted, he figures that it's his only chance.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Twist & yank the knife out, then stab Cromwell repeatedly.  Stabbity stab stab.

"SEPSIS TAKE YOU!"

((NAV, are you really sure you want to make it a 2v2?  That doesn't improve your chances.))

Disarm the madman trying to stab me and kick him the testicles.

Spoiler: Cromwell - Blue team (click to show/hide)

Heck yeah!

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Description: A tall lanky man with thick glasses
Reason for signing up: Decided that jumping off a spaceship into a black hole was too boring a suicide.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck: 21
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Points: 0

Cromwell knees Piecewise in the groin and tears his hand away from the knife. As the two continue to struggle, Kriellya and Navarro rush in to help their teammates. Navarro's attempt to do a running kick straight into Piecewise's temple fails and he does nothing more then kick the wall at full force and break several toes. Kriellya's attempt is much more successful, connecting with the handle and roughly tearing it down and sideways, spilling Cromwell's guts all over Piecewise with a hideous wet slosh. Cromwell somehow remains concious and continues punching Piecewise in the head, despite the fact that Piecewise has already passed out due to blood loss.

A DISEMBOWELING! Oh my, we haven't had one of those in weeks! Bravo! And look how he just keeps fighting. Look at that fatal bloodlust in his eyes! You won't see sights like this on any other television program, I can assure you of that!

Aye, good show thot is! Now, I wonder...

Check to see if the Host let me bring my claymore in.

Most likely not, but it never hurts to check...

Sorry, no outside food, drink or weaponry.

((Uh, guys?  Shouldn't all this be in OOC?))

((This isn't ER.))


((I've seen people mentioning arm cannons. Do we have those already?))

Only contestants get those.

[NAV]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

Take the knife from Cromwell, and stab Piecewise in the neck with it. Then remove the blade from his neck.

[Kriellya]

Back off slowly, wait and see if Cromwell loses consciousness or if anyone else attacks me. If / when he does, walk up to him and break his neck

Spoiler: Kriellya Niabs (click to show/hide)

Description: A short, 29 year old woman. Has pale skin and medium length sea-green hair, tied back in a ponytail. Otherwise looks like she belongs in a library, not a deathmatch.
Reason for signing up: Was looking at bankruptcy and eternal ruin, or come die for the people's entertainment.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:3
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:10
Luck:1
Will:2
Perception: 5

Inventory: Mystery cannon (1 point)

(( Come on double execution
Gods, I feel so bloodthirsty right now XD ))

[Radio Controlled]

"A gutspiller! Haha, haven't had those in a while. Let me get my proverbial salt.

Hey you there! Keep your damn entrails to yourself! Nobody needs to see your bowel movement!"
 

[syvarris]

(( Sorry, NAV had already posted at the time (and I thought it had been significantly longer than it had been since that PM, due to some clock related nonsense on my systems) and rather than hold things up, I decided to just post an action ))

(('s fine.  I was being an idiot for not asking him myself anyways.  I was only bringing it up because it seemed like you were saying that wasn't my plan.))

Spoiler: Piecewise Young - BLU team - 1 point (click to show/hide)

Name:Piecewise Young
Description: Looks like this.
Reason for joining: Wishes he could spend all his time working on his internet games, rather than being used as a slave on planet-7.  Since this show promised whatever he wanted, he figures that it's his only chance.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Wow, that bloodloss was quick.  Did I fail two consecutive end rolls?   Try to wake up, and hit/impede Mastah or NAV?

[Kriellya]

(( Sorry, NAV had already posted at the time (and I thought it had been significantly longer than it had been since that PM, due to some clock related nonsense on my systems) and rather than hold things up, I decided to just post an action ))

(('s fine.  I was being an idiot for not asking him myself anyways.  I was only bringing it up because it seemed like you were saying that wasn't my plan.))

(( Heh, no no, that was your plan. (though I hadn't commented directly at it, so it was unclear if I was involved) My point was that I still wouldn't have let mastah have the knife, though I'm betting it took a combination of rolls and actions for it to happen the way it did. Probably a high speed roll on his end and a low speed, dex, or end end roll on your end.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

A DISEMBOWELING! Oh my, we haven't had one of those in weeks! Bravo! And look how he just keeps fighting. Look at that fatal bloodlust in his eyes! You won't see sights like this on any other television program, I can assure you of that!

"Well, that's a relief."

((I've seen people mentioning arm cannons. Do we have those already?))

Only contestants get those.
[/quote]
((Well, duh. I didn't realize we started with them.))

[piecewise]

(( Sorry, NAV had already posted at the time (and I thought it had been significantly longer than it had been since that PM, due to some clock related nonsense on my systems) and rather than hold things up, I decided to just post an action ))

(('s fine.  I was being an idiot for not asking him myself anyways.  I was only bringing it up because it seemed like you were saying that wasn't my plan.))

Spoiler: Piecewise Young - BLU team - 1 point (click to show/hide)

Name:Piecewise Young
Description: Looks like this.
Reason for joining: Wishes he could spend all his time working on his internet games, rather than being used as a slave on planet-7.  Since this show promised whatever he wanted, he figures that it's his only chance.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Wow, that bloodloss was quick.  Did I fail two consecutive end rolls?   Try to wake up, and hit/impede Mastah or NAV?

Sever the axillary artery and you can bleed out in less then a minute. Passing out within the 30 or so seconds that have passed since you being stabbed isn't hard. Not to mention going into shock.

[Toaster]

Nobody needs to see your bowel movement!
 

*rimshot*

[syvarris]

((Ah, okay then, that makes sense.  I had been visualizing the stab as coming directly from the side and into the bone, where it wouldn't hit any major arteries.  And I thought it had only been ten seconds or so.

Yeah, I'm dead.))

[TCM]

Nobody needs to see your bowel movement!
 

*rimshot*

((Rimshot? More like [CENSORED]!

...I'm sorry.))