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[McDonald]

The child spits!
The spit strikes You!
You lick yourself.

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

I tried to beat some information out of a kobold. Little bastard was pretty tight lipped, though.

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You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Our time in The Windy Universes is so brief...  Begone fear!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
You strap the +iron long sword+ to your Upper body.
You strap the +iron shield+ to your Upper body.
You grab The Kobold Administrator by the throat from behind with your right hand!
You: I hate it.
You: Where are their forces?  Are there patrols or guards?
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle, bruising the skull!
The Kobold Administrator has been stunned!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You place a chokehold on The Kobold Administrator's throat with Your right hand!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: We are in the right in all matters.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: Do they have a firm grip on these lands?
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator is no longer stunned.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You miss The Kobold Administrator!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from the side with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The Kobold Administrator has been knocked unconscious!
Kobold Administrator has been struck down.

How is he supposed to talk when you placed a choke hold on him?

They can still breathe fine under a chokehold. It isn't until you begin to strangle them that they lose the ability to breath normally.

[palu]

So I attacked and murdered my companions. What does the only survivor have to say?

It was inevitable.

[Urist McVoyager]

Everything in this game is inevitable.  There's too many players running too many forts to let much pass by.

[Johuotar]

I claimed my old fort and the lone survior there decided to inform all the other nonexistant people there about it.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Actually, he may have been talking to you.

[TheVelvetGentleman]

First Post -- Hello everybody.

I had some fun in my first labyrinth since the big update.

Minotaur: 'I'll eat you whole!'
Minotaur: 'I'll eat you whole!'
Minotaur: 'I'll grind you into porridge!'
Minotaur: 'I'll eat you whole!'

*time passes in much the same way as I hunt*

Minotaur: 'I'll grind you into porridge!'
Minotaur: 'I'll grind you into porridge!'
Minotaur: 'I'll eat you whole!'

*upon reaching a dead-end I turn back and come face to face with the beast*

Minotaur: 'I must withdraw!'
Minotaur: 'Is that a weapon? What's going on?'

*the Minotaur proceeds to run away, presumably with arms and hands waving in the air*

[Arcvasti]

That minotaur REALLY can't decide how he wants to eat you, can he. If he'd actually killed you, he'd probably have compromised and put you in a quiche.

[Redzephyr01]

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I kid you not, he said "it was inevitable."

I think he took it pretty well.

[nomoetoe]

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I kid you not, he said "it was inevitable."

I think he took it pretty well.

It was inevitable.

[Sylveadiff]

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I kid you not, he said "it was inevitable."

I think he took it pretty well.

It was inevitable.

It is terrific.

[palu]

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I kid you not, he said "it was inevitable."

I think he took it pretty well.

It was inevitable.

It is terrific.

It is for the best

[Orange Wizard]

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I kid you not, he said "it was inevitable."

I think he took it pretty well.

It was inevitable.

It is terrific.

It is for the best

MAAAGGGMMAAAAAAAA

[RoaryStar]

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I kid you not, he said "it was inevitable."

I think he took it pretty well.

It was inevitable.

It is terrific.

It is for the best

MAAAGGGMMAAAAAAAA

Not three hours ago InsanityIncarnate died of the heat.

[palu]

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I kid you not, he said "it was inevitable."

I think he took it pretty well.

It was inevitable.

It is terrific.

It is for the best

MAAAGGGMMAAAAAAAA

Not three hours ago InsanityIncarnate died of the heat.

It is sad, but not unexpected.