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[TheFlame52]

Doomforests is only alive because it has so many enemies that they attack at the same time, get distracted by each other, and forget about Doomforests while they fight each other.

[Ethan741]

Good news! I've completed up to Opal. Want me to post what I have now, or just continue to spring?

[TheFlame52]

It's only two months, you can do it.

[TechnoXan]

Onward! For the Mechatechno sect!! Haha, naw. I dunno, I'm just going to wait for an update (no rush!!) I until I do some RP.

[PsychoAngel]

I'm in no hurry to take my second turn, try to get as much done as possible.

Just remember to document it.

[AllergicToMyself]

So, out of curiosity, I loaded up the last posted save just to take a look around.

ABORT, ABORT, CANNOT UNSEE

[Drazoth]

What did you see?  I don't remember adding horrors to this place.  I think I might have removed one, assuming we still find FBs to be horrifying.

[Salmeuk]

It's possible he's referring to the absolutely chaotic nature of our fortress. . .

We need a janitor.

[TechnoXan]

Well...we could use all that dang soap to scrub this blood stained tomb of a fortress. (I actually quite like a lot of the layout though.  )

[TheFlame52]

I'm downloading the save now. Let's see how it is. It can't be that bad, can it?

I can't see shit, there's too many trees. There's a farm plot that looks like a pool of vomit. Random piles of corpses everywhere. Random individual corpses everywhere. A bunch of dwarves are being struck by rocks and going missing. There are dwarves running around in the caverns. The bedrooms are all over the place, and don't even get me started on the stockpiles and workshops. There are tombs, mass graves, and slabs everywhere. There's a canal going all over the fucking place before ending in a reservoir full of rocks and corpses. I've found what looks like a hospital but with no designation. There are like seven magma tubes. Someone accused a crundle of vandalism. There's a prison here that looks like a piece of a demon fort with its disorder. I don't even know how many entrances this place has. This is the kind of madness only found in a succession fort.

I've seen worse. Bring it on.

[TechnoXan]

Now thats a Dwarf fortress!! Wait... Someone, what! How dare they accuse the innocent Crundle of, of vandalism!!? Heathens! They shall be struck down by the might of the Mechatechno sect and Crundledom!!! 

[Drazoth]

Wow you lot are a bunch of whiners, when I uploaded the save, things were mostly fine.  I will admit though, if we hadn't decided to make NDF and stayed in / expanded upon ODF and Astville, things would be better.  Or worse, too late to find out now I guess.

[Taupe]

It's fine, we just have three fortresses, one of which is comprised of two different forts, the second being carved out of the carcass of the first.

Tis urban planning at its finest, really.

[Iamblichos]

Damn, we have corpse piles AGAIN?  You kids need to clean your rooms!  This is why we can't have nice things.

[Taupe]

Corpses are nice things.