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Crushed Mermaid Scale

Elven Bone Marrow

Flaked Adamantine

Ground Unicorn Horn

[Dark One]

Corpses are nice things.

We definitely need more of them.

[Splint]

I just wanna say, this fort is fucking amazing. Haven't laughed so hard at a fort in some time.

[Iamblichos]

A corpse left to rot is a WASTE OF RESOURCES.  Process them into energy!  Use them as minecart ammo!  Drop them on enemies from great heights!

[TechnoXan]

Or hang them from posts on the wall! ..... Too far? 

[Dark One]

Or hang them from posts on the wall! ..... Too far? 

This is Doomforests - a Dwarf Fortress Community Game, you can never go too far with it.

[TheFlame52]

...But there are just random buzzard skeletons littering the halls! Why!?! At least Murdermachines made some sense in the chaos, despite the fact that it was possessed by a computer glitch turned sentient being of chaotic darkness.

[mate888]

We need a janitor.

We need more than one.
Like, a whole generation of useless kids will have to be haulers.
That not counting the mess that will come later, until we start disposing heretics into magma on my second reign, wich will probably cause some serious magma mist.

[TheFlame52]

Don't worry, I have a plan. Don't. Worry.

Unfortunately it looks like I'm not going to be overseer for many years, and the fort might not even be around by then.

[TechnoXan]

If/when plan B is complete we will probably live much longer. And I doubt this fort will fall anytime soon. 

[TheFlame52]

It does have a certain cockroach-like tenaciousness about it, yes.

[PsychoAngel]

Don't worry guys, the Health Inspector is on the way!

Haberdashery and Shenanigans will ensue instantaneously.

[TechnoXan]

I can't wait psychoangle!  it's definitely going to be FUN/fun/awesome.

[Taupe]

Oh shit my mandatory and counterproductive antivirus trial has expired. Now I can play 40.xx without norton deleting the critical gamefiles. i was like, ''hell yes, I can't wait to play this again, wonder if my turn is up soon?'' but apparently my next turn is never? like can you add me back in there kthx.

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We need a janitor.
We need more than one.
Like, a whole generation of useless kids will have to be haulers.

LOL.

[Dark One]

Happy Hauling Team

[Salmeuk]

Oh shit my mandatory and counterproductive antivirus trial has expired. Now I can play 40.xx without norton deleting the critical gamefiles. i was like, ''hell yes, I can't wait to play this again, wonder if my turn is up soon?'' but apparently my next turn is never? like can you add me back in there kthx.

! YES but where should you be placed? will you accept last?

I'm not sure if I missed you asking or what.