Things in my fortress have gone pear-shaped really fast.
So here I am with 109 or so dwarves and human mercenaries, minding our own business. We've began pumping out iron for the forges so we can arm our first melee squad, and brewing drinks to quench my citizens' relentless thirst. I've got a 10-man squad that's 70% human, as yet unbloodied.
I knew things would get bad really quickly. I just didn't expect it to be this terrible.
First, a Desert Titan with web-shooting powers showed up and went through my pastures, killing all my animals. I got everyone inside in time and got the gates up, so my people are OK. That's fine, I can deal with this. I've pierced the caverns so worse comes to worst, I can harvest plants inside.
Then came the goblins.
2 and a half pages of goblins, mounted on beak dogs. Trolls. A couple of humans with gobbo names. Half are melee, half are ranged. Right now, as I type this, the Titan and the gobbos are about to make contact. On reflection, this is very much like Boatmurdered, with the elephants and the goblins.
Except I have no magma.
EDIT: The Titan fell to the goblin attack, but not before it killed two goblins and caused the rest to run for it. The only remnant of the siege is the goblin lasher that killed the Titan.
I'm sending out my Varangian Guard to engage the greenskin.