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[Jbg97]

If I can still join:

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Name: Utther

Sphere: Primary: Destruction, usually the more petty kind, though if you piss him off enough he does go Biblical, Secondary: "That smoldering contempt you have for all life you get when your day hasn't turned out right, you know, like you cut yourself shaving, you miss your bus, it starts raining while you walk home, a dog or a homeless person pooped on your lawn, and your forgot to delete some space from your DVR so your favorite show didn't record. That kinda feeling."

Primary form/associated symbol: An old crotchety man with a heavy wooden cane, any other forms he takes always have a definite human face that is always frowning. Symbol is a frowning face, any comments about "turning that frown upside down" is considered sacrilege and grounds for corporeal punishment.

Description/Background: To say Utther hates everything is a bit of a misconception, he is simply frustrated with all existence. He sees it as noisy and unpleasant, and he just wants it to go away. His followers usually have this same outlook on reality, the ones who don't only act that way to manipulate Utther into giving them stuff ostensibly for furthering the destruction of reality. Any followers who pray to him can expect one of 2 things: The first is if you dont immediately start complaining about things, or if you praise him and ask for blessings and such, he will complain about you bothering him and ignore you. The second is if you immediately start complaining, he will agree with you, and you 2 can enter into a dialogue that consists mostly of complaining about things. Sometimes you can say things like "You know, if someone just walked over there and gave them a good smacking, it'd set them right, eh?" and he'll agree, graciously granting you something to help you achieve said task. He also frequently forgets to take the power back afterwards, but it usually isnt a permanent thing anyway.

[Detoxicated]

($$$)
Price check on creating 3000 2km long whales that could float through outterspace and feed off sunlight, that occassionally drop gems that increase the fertility of the surrounding area.

Whales that increase the fertility of space? How would that help?

Nah they basically take a dump in form of gems, these gems drop on the sun or the planet or the chitinsphere.

[Andres]

It costs 5E to fill a planet with wildlife, right?

$$$
Price check on removing all the wildlife from a planet

[Demonic Spoon]

It costs 5E to fill a planet with wildlife, right?

$$$
Price check on removing all the wildlife from a planet

...that sounds like a dickish thing to do?

[~Neri]

Also sounds super expensive.

And prolly devastating to the mortal races. Cause it kills all their food.

[Demonic Spoon]

Also sounds super expensive.

And prolly devastating to the mortal races. Cause it kills all their food.

Megadeaths yay!

[Andres]

It costs 5E to fill a planet with wildlife, right?

$$$
Price check on removing all the wildlife from a planet

...that sounds like a dickish thing to do?

Not something my god would do. I just want to know if it's easier to create or destroy.

Speaking of creating, do my spheres give me any discounts to creating creatures? They all have souls and they all have blood, after all. Kevak got a discount when he created wolf-based wildlife and he only has Wolves as a secondary sphere.

Also sounds super expensive.

And prolly devastating to the mortal races. Cause it kills all their food.

The mortal races don't require animals to eat. Agriculture works well enough and was working well enough even before your god made wildlife.

[~Neri]

Agriculture sorta didn't happen till post animals actually.

Mortals and animals were created in the same tick. Excluding the ants, but they don't count cause they're on a different planet.

[Andres]

Agriculture sorta didn't happen till post animals actually.

No it didn't. Agriculture happened near the middle of Tick 3 while animals were only made near the end of it. That's years, decades, or even centuries before animals.

EDIT: Humans used the "new" pottery weapons to go hunting, meaning they needed to know pottery first, meaning they learned agriculture first.

[~Neri]

My assumption is everything happened effectively at once.

Because that makes sense.

[Andres]

So this is what it's like to watch someone assume something's right when it's actually wrong.

[~Neri]

You do realize email notifications showed the post right?

Maybe you should restrain yourself from pressing post when ya type stuff like that~

[Andres]

You do realize email notifications showed the post right?

Maybe you should restrain yourself from pressing post when ya type stuff like that~

Mis-clicked, meant to hit preview. Replaced it with something less obnoxious. Sorry about that.

[~Neri]

Still p damn obnoxious~

[Andres]

If it makes you feel any better, I've mistakenly assumed at least 3 things if not several more in this game alone. You've been pretty good at understanding the game so far. Better than me, at least.