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Author Topic: Immortalitytower; We Live, We Die, We Live Again.  (Read 89789 times)

Deus Asmoth

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Immortalitytower; We Live, We Die, We Live Again.
« on: July 02, 2015, 08:14:35 pm »

All dwarves know that when Armok grows tired of whatever amusement a world gives him, he destroys that world on the First Anvil and forges it anew. Some who are unwilling to accept their inevitable destruction at the hands of a capricious god attempt to escape into another one, either by skipping to whatever new world is created or jumping to another dimension altogether. Whatever their means- magic, technology, it matters not- all end up here. Some think it is Armok's prison, others that it is a place entirely untouched by the Blood God, some that it is where he keeps those that are most likely to provide him with more amusement. It doesn't really matter to you, since your survival is a much more pressing matter at the moment. The 'civilised' races of the world have become raiders and pillagers to survive in this barren world, elves and humans scarcely different from the goblins they normally despise. A few of the dwarves maintain a semblance of decency only by hiding on the other side of a mountain range, but that matters little to you now that you're on the other side of those peaks. Perhaps you and those other six dwarves can create a secure enough home to protect yourselves from the bandits, or perhaps someone mad enough to end up in this hell would be too unstable to survive. Either way, the God of Blood will watch and laugh...

Spoiler: World map (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Mods (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: rules (click to show/hide)


Welcome to Immortalitytowers! We definitely have a tower, but the only immortality to be found here is the unconquerable spirit of dwarfkind, persisting long after any sane species would have given up on the place. Notable events so far include half the fortress getting blinded by evil purple goo, death-causing ash clouds, the ongoing adventures of Tipi Touchbear and the eradication of the entire fortress by a forgotten beast and goblin invasion. The fortress is currently being reclaimed by a group of suicidal intrepid adventurers.

Turn List
Deus Asmoth
Purple Rain, Purple Rain
Turn Around, Blind Eyes
The Adventures Of Tipi Touchbear
The Mountain Just Keeps On Giving
4maskwolf
Salmeuk

Taupe
The Blind Leading the Blind
Plot Twist! Infernal Dust is Bad for You!
Lewd Pictures of Male Horses
Average Life Expectancy Begins to Drop
The Death Note Immortalitytower Census
We need a hero.
They've gotta be strong, they've gotta be fast.
And they've gotta get into this fight.
Here comes the new boss.
Same as the old boss.
Water shall be rationed. Booze is free.
cherry-hearts
Askarn
TheFlame52
Troll in the bedrooms; thought you ought to know.
Technically not cheating.
Babies galore.
Gwolfski
TheCheeseMaker
Dammit, Ïlonïlon!
Do not operate machinery while taking this medication.
At least they'll have someone to talk to.
Eldin00
EoyaBosan
Half the name becomes accurate.
Two heads aren't that much better.
The identity thief.
Everybody's dead, Jim.
Out of the ashes.
Iamblichos
Megahelmet
Deus Asmoth
hiddenleafguy
4maskwolf
maxcat61

Taupe
Sarrak
TheFlame52

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To be Dwarfed
Messiah II
The Cheesemaker IV
Cherry Hearts III
Maskwolf III
Salmenk III
Ampersand III
Iamblichos III
Fperson III
Sarrak III
Hero II
The Hammer II
Askarn IV
Senshuken VII

The Living Dwarfed
Asmoth II
Flame II
EoyaBosan II
Megahelmet II
FairyEyebrow II
Hiddenleafguy II
Xan II
Taupe II




Out of Context Quotes, etc
Shit. I liked having eyes.
I mean, do corpse haulers really need eyes?
That's the soundest and most pointless research ever conducted since a team of university scientists spent 15 millions to conclude that ''Yes, indeed, men do like to stare at boobs''.
It's like a Ouroboros of fail.
Go out there and make those 12 children of yours proud... or I'll draft all of them and send a giant ball of your progeny at the enemy if you die. Fun for the whole family!
Yeah, dwarves are like pokemons here, They go through three stages. Blindyn evolves to Fightyn, which turns into Coffyn when exposed to a fuckstone.
Literally half the fortress is dead, and almost all of them to one single goblin.  Maybe that's why the medication said I shouldn't operate any machinery while taking the pills.
In the future I recommend overseers to follow this strategy: if you see something slightly more threatening than a cavy sow, run, hide, and pray to Armok that it does not find you.

Well, that's the problem right there...
« Last Edit: October 29, 2015, 09:38:25 pm by Deus Asmoth »
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2015, 08:54:16 pm »

ptw

EDIT: Can I also have a dwarf. Mason/stoncrafter and gender doesn't matter.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2015, 09:05:57 pm by cherry-hearts »
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2015, 08:57:32 pm »

Turn+dwarf.  Name Maskwolf.  Any profession.

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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2015, 09:48:02 pm »

If you don't mind, I'd like a Woodcutter, with some skill as an axedwarf. Nickname him Salmeuk.

Add me to the turn list too.
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2015, 09:54:17 pm »

This looks fairly interesting in concept. How heavily modded is it?

Dorf meh; Ampersand, Miner.
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2015, 12:31:47 am »

Give me a turn. And a cook.

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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2015, 12:50:53 am »

I've decided that I want a turn too plox.
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2015, 02:17:19 am »

I'd like to be dwarfed as a sword and shield dwarf. Male preferred. Sounds like a good military dwarf is going to be making a fine living in this new fortress... Bad ones don't live all that long.
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2015, 03:50:00 am »

turn please. dont dorf me yet
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2015, 07:32:10 am »

It's not too heavily modded. 4mask's draconia creature mod is in, the evil dwarves are a bit infectious and can sometimes raise the dead, humans and elves are evil and babysnatchers, humans live in dark fortresses, and humans and elves have a couple of new weapons and metals to play around with.

I'll probably get started this evening at some point.
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2015, 02:39:44 pm »

Could I have a Dwarf please? Xan the miner.  ;D
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2015, 03:44:18 pm »

Well, I support mods, but my fifteen-year-old Mac doesn't, so I'm afraid I won't be taking any turns.
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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2015, 10:09:17 pm »

I'll take a turn
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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2015, 10:30:38 am »

Turn and dwarf, gimme that starting miner.

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Re: Fortress of the Damned
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2015, 11:15:44 am »

Well, I support mods, but my fifteen-year-old Mac doesn't, so I'm afraid I won't be taking any turns.

try, the mods sound like small ones.
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