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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[Insanegame27]

The smell of delicious Jerky is making Kyoko's hand tremble. Her every instinct screaming for her to stuff her face with that meat. It must be so salty, so delicious. She's never had meat so big before!

((Just thought I'd point something out here...))

[piratejoe]

((Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy must you do this to me.))

Kyoko grabs her other hand trying to make it stop,its a wonder how she is not stuffing her face right now.

[LordPorkins]

The smell of delicious Jerky is making Kyoko's hand tremble. Her every instinct screaming for her to stuff her face with that meat. It must be so salty, so delicious. She's never had meat so big before!

((Just thought I'd point something out here...))

((BowchickaBowWow!))
Frazz goes down to the Fabricato-Machine 5000 and gets a saddle of kevlar. That shouldnt be something that requires Techhies.
*Whispers*
"Psst. Tal. Zach is just trying to get himself in close proximity to new girl. He finally realized that noone at the bar is willing to date him!"

[Insanegame27]

"I heard that, asshat," Zach looks at the time, "Can someone get the door please, my aforementioned friend is coming over soonish..."

[LordPorkins]

((Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy must you do this to me.))

Kyoko grabs her other hand trying to make it stop,its a wonder how she is not stuffing her face right now.

((Sorry for double posting, but i dont know how to get more than one quote in a post cus im dumb.))

Your a greenie. And also VK and Zach are both in particularly malicious moods.

((Edit: Yeesh, im starting to refer to you guys by your character names only!))

[vkiNm]

Security feed at the Elevator shows that Zach's Friend Jane is inside, along with a few others. Of course they can't actually get in without anyone opening the door for them. And Tal can always send them back down if he doesn't feel like letting them in neither.

[zomara0292]

Vigil will watch the Zombie movie with her. And will, unfortunately, feel afraid. The base instinct of wanting to reject something so different than him, but wears an ultimately familiar face is to much. so he scotches closer to his partner for comfort.

[LordPorkins]

Frazz opens the door
"GREETINGS PUNY MORTALS! WELCOME TO MY EVIL LAIR"
((Frazz will now do this whenever someone new appears.))

[~Neri]

I'd imagine the fact that the Magi are dressed in black cultist robes and the fact that there are blood runes everywhere adds to the effect.

[Insanegame27]

a rubber bullet will impact on the back of Frazz's head
"Jane! Come on, you're cutting it damn fine to crunchtime!"

[~Neri]

"Reports are done. Any comments and additions?"

Spoiler: Castle 001 Secondary Engagement Report: (click to show/hide)

Castle 001 is a large structure reminiscent of a Medieval Citadel. Due to the disaster of the initial expedition, a siege tactic was approved and underwent.

Events progressed as follows.

Day 1:

Foxhound and three Named Gateteams arrived at staging area. Noncombat personal filtered in via transports over the next several hours.
Entrenchment underway.
Transports arriving sporadically to deliver materials and supplies.

Day 2:

Sleep discovered to be impossible. Night terrors widespread. Theorized to be psionic attack by Resident Entity. Theory proven factual during later events.
Sleep deprived personal coerced into preforming mass warding of camp. 31 monkeys sacrificed to power wards. Ritual proven successful. Majority of personal pass out around noon and sleep for the next 16-18 hours.

Day 3:

Foxhound Member Frazz discovered to have preformed a dangerous medical experiment on Foxhound Member Vigil during sleep deprived state. Vigil slated for MRI upon return to determine extent of damage. Corporate Arrest Warrant issued for Foxhound Member Frazz.

Frazz flees from encampment towards Castle 001. ETA expected to be 12-16 hours at full sprint. It is decided that a manhunt is not worth the effort when he is visible.

Frazz is possessed by Entity 003. Who attempts to coerce him into the Encampment. The resident Magi, Foxhound Members Leonardo and Tal decide that it is best to not allow an obviously possessed person inside the camp.

E003 begins massing its forces near Castle 001. Dwellers demonstrating sapient level behaviors and military organization similar to Roman Era tactical formations.

E003 demands for 'Whomever is in charge to exit the camp' Corporate Chef Steven is sent out in a warded set of armor for he is in charge of cooking. E003 facepalms and turns Frazz into a baby dragon. Corporate Chef Steven retreats into camp once more.

Magi Leonardo at Magi Tal's recommendation draws a set of bindings and seals around Possessed Dragon Frazz, several dozen monkeys spent. Result is successful exorcism. Entity 003 expunged from Frazz's body. Frazz remains a dragon. E003 is partly trapped within the Seal.

E003 mobilizes gathered army. ETA to Corporate Encampment Four to Six Hours.

Transports are warded upon arrival to ensure safe flight out. ETA 40 minutes to combat. Long range weapons begin firing.

Combat begins. Mass casualties on Dweller side. Denizen 003, a large airborn serpentine creature appears to utilize a form of cloaking similar to the Imp Dweller Subtype. Cloaking fails upon impact of artillery shells. D003 proves immune to even Anti Material Gauss Fire. Artillery and Rockets are employed. D003 is grounded and terminated. Fliers prove to be largest threat. Recommendation sending proper anti air capabilities on all future gate missions. E003 escapes its seal during the fighting. Due to the wards, this is not problematic.

Dwellers begin climbing from the corpse of D003 post combat. They are quickly terminated. Total Corporate Casualties: 3 dead, 13 injured. Of those injured, 6 are from malfunctioning weapons or gunpowder burns.

Foxhound and other Gate teams are recalled after giving a group of interns a crash course in warding. A road of blood and dead monkeys begins construction according to a diagram provided by Magi Tal. Castle 001 is to be warded, sealed, and those that live within are to be bound in place. Warded construction crews are to disassemble the structure down to the last brick.

Spoiler: Incident GW-0034 Report: (click to show/hide)

Despite multiple memos going out to the various Gate Teams regarding known dangerous artifacts. Information delved from recovered tomes and distributed on an as needed basis. Some Teams still didn't take the data seriously. This became apparent during Incident GW-0034. Often referred to among Gate Teams present as the Cowbell Incident.

The Cowbell Incident resulted in the deaths of exactly one hundred and thirty three Corporate Personal including Gate Team 0193 who had recovered the Cowbell Artifact, a Memetic Kill Weapon fully capable of terminating the population of an entire continent. The incident highlights why proper protocols are not optional and why Known Artifacts are to be treated with the utmost of caution. The Incident unfolded as follows:

16:34: Gate Team 0193 returned from expedition to Keep sized structure.
16:43: Gate Team 0193 completed decontamination protocols but chose not to relinquish recovered Artifact for unknown reasons.
16:51: Gate Team entered Debriefing Room 013
16:53: Large Scale focus disrupting mental attack on all corporate personal located at Compound. Potentially felt within nearby civilian population centers. Magi division gathered at Foxhound Penthouse to begin testing wards against mental attack.
16:54: Gate Team 0193 went dark. Cameras within Debriefing Room 013 began failing.
16:57: Source identified from Gateway Wing of compound. Specifically Debriefing Room 013 Camera Blackout spreading. Lockdown was initiated at the behest of Foxhound.
17:05: Powersources arrived from Genetics Wing for ward testing. Security and Gate Teams mobilized.
17:17: Basic wards completed testing, minimal effect. Advanced ward testing began.
17:18: Intern placed in soundproof room to listen to active audio from Gate 001 floor. Reported hearing the sound of a cowbell before being mutated by E004B
17:19: Blackout of cameras on Primary Security Node Floor began. Sourced to Soundproofed Chamber SW047
17:20: Lockdown of Primary Security Node began.
17:31: Warding complete. Countermeasures developed. Evacuation of noncombat personal underway. Permission received from Corporate Executive Officer to terminate blacked out floors. Incinerators engaged.
17:40: Incident winding down. Drones dispatched. Survivors located and quarantined on Primary Security Node Floor. E004A and E004B discovered in Debriefing Room 013 on Gateway 001 Floor of Gateway Wing.
17:41: E004B slagged. Is still alive via unknown reasons. Expected to reform if left alone for too long. Pieces placed inside box via drone to be placed in permanently active incinerator later.
17:45: E004A. The Cowbell placed within soundproof boxes and stored in Temporary Memetic Storage. Will be transferred to specialized storage room upon completion. Recommendation priority on repairing Gateway. Stranded Personal at Castle 001 may be able to survive off monkeys for several weeks but it most definitely is not healthy.

[Insanegame27]

Zach waves Tal away for now, the prank is about to happen.

[LordPorkins]

"... So we are not going to mention anything about how i was transported into a pocket dimension, or about how i made  a pact, or about how Bill didnt actually possess me. He just piggybacked."

[~Neri]

"... You were never transported into a pocket dimension. He did possess you, those runes were exorcism runes and would not have worked if it were just a harmless piggyback."

[Insanegame27]

"Hey, Tal... You know how you said that the magic was like a programming language? What would happen if I changed the value of Pi, which would equate to a variable in reality, to 3? the 14159something or other seems pointless to me."