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Author Topic: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech  (Read 76378 times)

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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #630 on: October 23, 2015, 02:28:46 pm »

Try and shake free to live, then proceeded to Shakeshakeshakeshakeshakeshakeneverstopshaking!!! Weapon karma go! Hopefully his weapon got somewhat damaged by hitting me? Hope my radiation gets to him before he kills me.

Pill ingredients:

Methamphetamine covered sword
A cheesegrater
Stinging Nettle
A copy of Fallout three 
A shovelnose guitar fish

EDIT: I'm really crossing my fingers and hoping RC's arena changes take effect soon. Cause then I might actually survive this.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2015, 07:36:53 pm by renegadelobster »
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #631 on: October 23, 2015, 03:14:59 pm »

"JUST ONE MORE MIGHTY BLOW! CRUSH HIM!"

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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #632 on: October 24, 2015, 06:57:51 pm »

Pill for the victory will have the Toy Rocket, the Flaming Firewood, and the Swallow.
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #633 on: October 25, 2015, 11:54:09 pm »

Speed invent a rocket mace, to hit any opponents, or to cheat, either way, still gotta make a Rocket Mace!!
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #634 on: October 27, 2015, 11:38:08 am »

Ah yes, thats right. Weapon Karma.

Hey, Dut, your mace shatters.


What now?

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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #635 on: October 27, 2015, 11:53:05 am »

I don't need no mace to clobber knuckle'eads!

Clobber John with my fists of chrysoberyl.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2015, 03:14:33 pm by Dutrius »
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #636 on: October 27, 2015, 12:35:07 pm »

I don't need no mace to clobber knuckle'eads!

Clobber John with my fists of steel chrysoberyl.
You do know that's going to disintegrate your arms (or just your fists, if piecewise is feeling lenient/merciful the day he does the turn), right?
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #637 on: October 27, 2015, 12:55:11 pm »

I have an even better idea!

Headbutt John repeatedly. Flimsy skulls are no match for my face of steel chrysoberyl!
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #638 on: October 27, 2015, 02:29:52 pm »

Try and shake free to live, then proceeded to Shakeshakeshakeshakeshakeshakeneverstopshaking!!! Weapon karma go! Hopefully his weapon got somewhat damaged by hitting me? Hope my radiation gets to him before he kills me.

Pill ingredients:

Methamphetamine covered sword
A cheesegrater
Stinging Nettle
A copy of Fallout three 
A shovelnose guitar fish

EDIT: I'm really crossing my fingers and hoping RC's arena changes take effect soon. Cause then I might actually survive this.

No change for me!
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #639 on: October 28, 2015, 09:47:58 am »

Pill for the victory will have the Toy Rocket, the Flaming Firewood, and the Swallow.
Gonna assume african swallow.

I have an even better idea!

Headbutt John repeatedly. Flimsy skulls are no match for my face of steel chrysoberyl!
Try and shake free to live, then proceeded to Shakeshakeshakeshakeshakeshakeneverstopshaking!!! Weapon karma go! Hopefully his weapon got somewhat damaged by hitting me? Hope my radiation gets to him before he kills me.

Pill ingredients:

Methamphetamine covered sword
A cheesegrater
Stinging Nettle
A copy of Fallout three 
A shovelnose guitar fish

EDIT: I'm really crossing my fingers and hoping RC's arena changes take effect soon. Cause then I might actually survive this.
Radio's thing has been happening the entire time, but you guys all stayed in exactly one place, the tip of the nose, which basically is completely unaffected by facial movements.




4v2

So, not unexpectedly, Mike proceeds to use his head to smash the head of his opponent. This is unfortunately a very silly thing to do because, thanks to weapon karma, this results in his own head shattering as well.

Again, we end the round in a tie.

http://strawpoll.me/5856791

Vote.

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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #640 on: October 28, 2015, 10:21:50 am »

What, you can't wiggle your nose?
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #641 on: October 28, 2015, 10:37:05 am »

That was fun. Thanks PW!
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #642 on: October 28, 2015, 12:40:26 pm »

I vote for headbutt guy, because his head disintegrated after he killed dancing guy.
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #643 on: October 28, 2015, 01:04:34 pm »

Same
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Re: Intoxicated: Turn 2, chunky salsa
« Reply #644 on: October 29, 2015, 12:08:23 am »

What, you can't wiggle your nose?
Put your finger on the very tip of your nose and wiggle the rest of your face and see how much the tip actually moves.
I vote for headbutt guy, because his head disintegrated after he killed dancing guy.
Same
You are in the minority it seems.

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