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Knick

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The Illustrated Dwarf
« on: September 11, 2015, 05:58:04 pm »

This is an idea I have been kicking around for a while.  Actually, not really kicking around since ideas are abstract things, but figuratively speaking, I have been kicking it around.  It started at least a year and a half or so ago when I decided to do some dwarf fortress illustrations to entertain my kids.  And for my own amusement as well.  After leaving it off for a while, restarting, losing half the work, finding it again, and then moving, the first part is done.  I call it:

The Illustrated Dwarf:  A Spotter's Guide: Book One

I tried to put a few more colons in there but I am not sure how.

So, with no further ado, enclosed please find:  The Illustrated Dwarf.

Chapter One:  What is a DwarfHonestly, do you really need a link?  It's on the same page.  Just how lazy are you people anyway?

Chapter Two:  Proud to be Green Yeah, there's, like, lots of cool heroic stuff here.  Never mind those bearded propagandists.

Chapter Three:  Awww, Yeah!  Shit's getting real! C'mon.  Admit it.  This is what everyone wants to see.

Chapter Four:  Underground Cuisinart This is the place where the madness flows.  And the magma.  Don't forget the magma.

Interlude:  Famous Dwarf Tales and Legends

The Legendary WandererDid I say "Wanderer"?  I meant "wambler".

Interlude 2:  How to keep amused

Dwarven Humour Now, no one likes a good laugh more than I do. . . except perhaps my wife, before she was eaten by a carp, and some of her friends.  And Sargeant Urist. . .
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.  Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2015, 05:58:33 pm »

The Illustrated Dwarf:  A Spotters Guide:  Book One:  Chapter One

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First the happy mythology.
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.  Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2015, 05:59:14 pm »

ptw. this seems interesting
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2015, 09:28:18 pm »

This is pretty cute.

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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2015, 10:00:17 am »

And now the terrible reality!

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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.  Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."

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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2015, 06:28:47 pm »

I like the art type. The cross hatch looks neat.

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2015, 07:42:38 pm »

This is very interesting! Keep up the good work!
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2015, 02:37:04 am »

PTW
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2015, 02:58:59 am »

PTW.
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2015, 02:59:33 am »

I hate to abbrivate but.. PTW
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2015, 10:06:55 am »

Definition refined.

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Edited to add:  I think the update schedule is going to be Mondays and Fridays.  I ran into some issues relating to scanning-the originals are too large for my scanner.  I have a four chapters of varying length.  The first is complete.  The rest need to be painted.  I also have what I call a Dwarf Tale for the end.  The guilty parties know who they are, and I would ask that it not be spoiled.
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.  Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2015, 03:53:32 am »

I am not guilty of anything for once! Looks cool though.
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2015, 11:35:41 pm »

The look on that Elephant's face in the above panel, I am in tears from laughing.

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2015, 12:18:01 pm »

Rule 34.  No Exceptions.

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The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2015, 12:41:52 pm »

I would swear I've seen your work somewhere before... or artwork done in a similar style to yours. 

Regardless, this is a very awesome project you've embarked on and I look forward to seeing more of it!
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