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[A Thing]

Yes, I'm going to be messing around with the object testing area. Theoretically people will be able to post suggestions and I might do them, maybe. But let's actually start, yeah?

Spoiler: Fog and Foes (click to show/hide)

It is a cold, foggy dawn and battle is about to ensue. Army #1 is just axemen, crossbows, and pikes, all of which are in iron junk. Army #2 is a bit smaller, but has steel junk and consists of: two-handed swordsmen, wrestlers and bowmen. The bowmen\crossbowmen don't matter since I forgot to give them bags for their ammo, the crossbowmen are the block to the south of Army #1. Bowmen are in the easternmost part of Army #2. We've got two commanders, both are in steel, so let's see what random.org decides. 

It decides that. Welp, looks like this is going to be fun.

We charge down to the commander of Army #1 since he decided to run off from his army. We also have one of the soldiers helping us in this beatdown. Sadly, I forgot to give both commanders grand master skills so this is going to take a while.

Well, let's see where this goes.

Nowhere good is where, if only I gave both commanders the same skills! Also, badass man chopped off the head of our buddy.

We continue to beat at him, but it doesn't really do anything, we are probably going to bleed out before we even hit him once.

Yep.

Farewell mortality! We bleed to death pretty quickly afterward.


I let the battle go for a bit so we don't have to wade through all the soldiers screaming nonsense.

We jump into the body of Human 117 and attempt to kill Commander Badass again. It doesn't end well, we pick up our commander's sword and shield and attempt to kill him, which ends with us being immediately decapitated. Well, the next one will end better, right?

So, I decide to jump into the body of Human 75 to do something that isn't fighting a dude who can't be killed. We charge in and get decapitated again.

Nothing short of a massacre, well we now know that Commander Badass>Steel

Edit: If I do this again I'll make them different races so you can actually tell what is going on.

Table of Contents

Scenario 2: Calamity and Crashes

Scenario 3: Hamsters Heights and Havoc

Scenario 4: Natural Nuisances and Nemeses

Scenario 5: Mountainhomes and Malice

[Spriggans]

Can you do Aliens VS Predator simulation ?

The Predator is a human (maybe something else more badass) in adamantine gears. Legendary everything.

There are at least 100 Aliens. They are mantis-men, of Master-ish skills I would say (probably less !) but only have copper armor (and eventually steel/adamantine weapon to make the Predator killable).

Bonus : Mod human blood so that it explodes if the Predator dies; hopefully killing the Aliens in the process.

[SOLDIER First]

PTW

[A Thing]

I say we either go with  an animal-man that has claws or, a spider-man for The Predator, and we go for some sort of phallic serpent-man for Aliens, mantis-men just are not enough. I can't set legendary skills by the way, it only goes up to Grand Master. Maybe I could grind them up to legendary, but it seems more reasonable to just make the Aliens weaker.

[A Thing]

So our scenario of The Polarbearator vs 100 Aliens.

Apparently, "the battle ragesssss... I feel no terror."

We give one alien a good slash and relieve him of his head, then proceed to gut stab another alien then decide that it would just be easier to cut his head off. Etc, etc, you get the idea I'll come back later.

Welp, I might try this again later, but from what I could see we were probably going to win.

[pikachu17]

Has anyone else tried to write a scroll in arena mode?

[A Thing]

Arise that which is gone, but not dead! Arise thread stagnant before your time, arise!

Spoiler: Hamsters Heights and Havoc (click to show/hide)

Today we begin on something that can only be described as "Shoddily made and shoddily made, but good killing grounds nevertheless!" so of course our 'hero' today will be Korgan. The dwarf there is holding our shield, why? Because I forgot to give Korgan one. The bugger stole it! The only solution to this is violent murder.

Korgan grabs him by the throat and throws him into the lava, so I guess he'll just have to live without his shield (I really didn't think that action through.)
But that random dwarf isn't the reason we're here, no it is the Giant Hamster menace!

Look upon these terrible beasts, birthed by the vilest things deep in the vilest places on this Earth Arena!

Here is the equipment we'll be using for the task.

With no further distractions, let the cleansing begin!

The creatures begin running for their lives, directly into a pit of lava.

One of the beasts charges at us! We disable one of its legs, before dodging its attack... off a cliff into a pit of lava.

Except we don't! Apparently there was land under us, our armor even negated the fall damage! Time to get back to hamster slaying.

We round the corner and spot... a hamster! One strike with the axe breaks its ribs into its lungs, knocking it unconscious immediately.  We, of course, take the opportunity to lop off its head before rounding the next corner in search of more misshapen beasts.

However, it seems like we are on an island, thankfully there is a way out through jumping (this path leads us nowhere as I realize that the way up to the hamsters is only through climbing.)

With the wall to the west impossible to climb, the only way to the hamsters is to jump. I don't expect anything from this but disaster.

We make it, surprisingly enough.

Unfortunately, selecting the wrong climbing options and bad climbing skill leads us here. Korgan is quickly incinerated.

 

[FallacyofUrist]

One dwarf doesn't want to be here. Possibly because of those bloody hippies that "cursed him to suffer the wrath of nature", whatever that meant. Nah, it'll be fine, right?

One crossbow using dwarf who is very skilled in crossbow using and hammer using, with 30 steel bolts if possible. Versus a basically infinite amount of wildlife(starting with fairly mundane things(foxes, geese, chickens, cavies) and getting much worse over time(giant bears, unicorns, carp)).

[A Thing]

Spoiler: Natural Nuisances and Nemeses (click to show/hide)

So, this was supposed to be a test run to see how well this would work, and well...

Rirasol (Earseizures) here managed to pass out from exhaustion on the first wave and got mangled by crabs, cavies, and capybaras, I think this'll make the later waves much, much more interesting. The crossbow is completely unusable now, and it wasn't very useful before since it required us to drop both the hammer and shield to use; as containers are for some unclear reason not spawnable in this mode.


This being wave 2 featuring: cougars, dingoes, and wolves. They are all independent as it makes this a bit more entertaining and seems to lessen crashes.

Imagine a log full of fighting, that's about all it is right now. Maybe one day we'll get close enough to hit something.

We afflict a wolf with an asphyxiating abrasion with the head of our hammer; then give another wolf that approaches a hateful head eruption.

Another wolf steps up, another 3/4 of a wolf leaves.

And another gore volcano erupts from a wolf, making this veritable blood festival even bloodier.

Not liking the way Wolf 15 looks at us, we push in its right ocular obtrusion with our hammer, cruel but effective. Soon after we give it a dwarven neck massage.

A dingo decides to charge us, we batter its body like a ram, leaving nothing but an unrecognizable pile.

We then find an unconscious cougar and give it quite the cranial crevice, hope it has elven insurance.

We then somehow manage to obliterate another cougars tail with our foot. How we managed this with the other foot turned into jelly I'll leave to you to figure out. With that we kill the last beast of wave 2, onto wave 3.

Wave 3 which is full of: giant tigers, giant wolves, and giant grizzly bears. If we manage to survive this, I'm bringing out the giant black mambas.

The bears immediately pounce on us and rip us apart, as is to be expected, so ends this scenario.

[FallacyofUrist]

It's their last stand. Truly. What can be done against the goblin hordes?

5 crossbow using dwarves, 5 axe users, and 1 hammer user(the most skilled and armored of the lot) against wave after wave of nearly unarmored(mostly) goblins.

[A Thing]

Spoiler: Mountainhomes and Malice (click to show/hide)

Here is the setup on the ground of the fortress (the crossbowdwarves are on the second floor.) The goblin weapon layout is: whips, maces, and pikes. You'll also notice several vampires, I actually only meant to spawn one but accidentally spawned 5. The one in front is the human commander presumably some sort of abduction victim and the goblin vampires are his elite guard; without really any further explanation needed, let's begin.

The day is dark, smoke from the hillocks covers the sun as the goblin foes arrive to crush the last defenders of the last mountainhome. Their leader charges in teethfirst, the diminutive tide of green follows. Unfortunately for him, his unliving head is sent careening through the sky, ending whatever visions of conquest he had.

Crying out in fury at the death of a hero, a goblin whip-master completely crushes the spine of the dwarf responsible. The cursebreaker's death is one of indignity; the horde tramples him leaving nothing but dwarven paste.

Soon after another goblin jams a pike into the commander dwarves' skull, instantly killing him, thus also ending the last of the hand-to-hand defenders.

The tide then advances vertically, and the crossbowdwarves are quickly stamped into the stone. What happened to the fortress and the civilians occupying it after is better left forgotten.